“I Scored this seed with a Razor!”
This seed was the largest I have ever seen. I soaked the seed in water for 24 hours, then moved it to a paper towel for six days! I replaced the paper towel a couple times along the way and had everything resting on a heat mat with a couple blue solo cups overtop of the paper towel. After six days I scored both seams with a razor blade and back in the paper towel. The next day the seed popped a tap root along the scored seam.
If it wasn't clear, I was kinda joking. But not really. Except about the uranium (though I have a fair amount of uranium here)....
Oh and I almost forgot, I'd also add powdered neodymium magnet dust.
After that, you can maybe add a little fulvic acid,, probably some extra growth hormone stuff, maybe some DE, perhaps a hint of uranium?
But where's the clay?