How NOT to grow weed (An anecdote)

And the Story continues: (part12) (start reading at the germination) So it was around 2 or 3 o clock in the morning at my landlords birthday and the cops now wanted to go inside. I started a discussion about that this is not even legal but they insisted and said if I dont comply they would come back with several men and a dog and search the whole house from top to bottom for a few hours. I was pretty sure he was just bluffing but at the same time my nerves were grinded down and I hoped to avoid a scene at my landlords birthday so I caved in and let them inside. There they looked around for drugs and similar stuff - which were not hard to find since my bong was standing right behind the entrance door and here and there was a few buds laying around that were not even fully dryed out yet but I smoked them in that way sice I had no other weed that was dry cause as I mentioned earlier my plants up until then were growing shitty and i had no money to buy some. Also you cant buy weed in germany cause its all mixed with chamicals - but that is a whole other story. So back to them searching my rooms: They found earth and fertilizers and dope and at my pc there was a chat open with a guy called herbalist and a website that explains how to grow weed and whatnot. So it was pretty unquestionable what was going on. At one point one of them tried to open the growroom door but as it was locked he just gave a quick wink to his collegue. (like: "this is it!" kind of wink - you could hear the vents inside giving a extra loud special concert of their sucking power...) When the room tour was over ( except for the closed room with the door alarm on it ) they started to ask me further questions and I told them the truth about my recent breakup and my depression. It was pretty obvious that they knew 100% exactly what I was doing. Then they said something like: "Ok come with us!" And since the only room left to search was the locked glory room I was sure they would now force me to open it and then i would be fucked since there were a total of 312 plants in a small tent. However.... ( continue reading next week)