Green Crack Auto

Starting off on 1st of june i thought being a month late, but as i live in northern Germany and we have shitty weather most of the time, i couldn't have planted them earlier i guess. This is my first grow btw. I used a monster bud mix and added it to the arbitrary tomato growing soil that you can get in every store. i gathered a few stones to have a draining layer at the bottom but managed only to get enough stones for two pots. as soon as the seeds started the germination i transferred them into the soil and i put a cut plastic bottle over them because i reckon it was too cold outside. The terasse on which they are situated is facing south/west and had good light exposure during the day (if the sun would come out). I never really watered them as it rained a lot but i figured nature will do its stuff. after a few days two of the three plant would break through the surface and start growing into what you can see in the picture. unfortunately one of them (Kevin) seemed not wanting to grow.

So i have been on holydays the past three weeks and when i came back, the three plants grew substantially with very little signs of starting to bloom. up to this point i rarely collected serious information about how to grow professionally and so i grab my phone and fry my brain with a couple of hundred of hours of youtube. PH of the soil? washing? fertilizer? maximizing yields? i start to panic and want to give my babies the best i can. they deserve it, i deserve it. i started fertilizing them every two days, making sure the soil really dries out before i give em the cocktail. i really used only very little fertilizer as the soil already contained fertilizer itself. i realize i have no idea what i am doing and decide to take a close look at the plants each day. Aren't the leafs at the bottom starting to turn yellow? are my plants growing to slow? what if they don't start blooming before the weather turns apocalyptic again? Kevin, the smallest of the three (without drainage layer) really struggles through the day, but i decided to give him as much love as he needs so that he doesn't get jealous when i dryhump his beauiful sister.

I can't believe they really turned out to be something. I never really had the feeling to get along with living plants, but this connection i have with them really balances out all the shit i have to take during the week. i am already fantasizing what i will plant next year. So i really feel like bear grylls now because someone in a video i've seen said that in bloom you can fertilize your plants with your own piss! omg that is so awesome. imagine the satisfaction when i will watch my friends smoke what once came out of my bladder. so i dilute urine in a ratio of 1 to 6 with tapwater and give them my juice very sparsely, maybe every 4th day or so. i also sometimes dry the used coffee out of my mokka and mix it into the soil. i still have no idea what i am doing, but the plants seem to like it. i also developed this affection towards them, as if smoking them one day has become totally secondary and i almost fear the day i will have to cut them. will i be thankful enough not to feel guilty when i cut their artillery and thus interrupt their feeding process?