Fat Bastard

12/28/24. Into the soil she goes. 12/29/24. am-Coming through already? Wow 12/29/24. pm-Completely out and upright. Amazingly fast. This happened in 24 hours. This is a first for me. First impression is great so far. When it comes to strains that deliver both in size and power, Fat Bastard doesn't play around. A solid hybrid born from Goldmember and Monkey Spunk, this strain is perfect for those who want fat, chunky colas with a high that’ll make your head spin—in a good way. At 38% THC, Fat Bastard isn’t for beginners, but for those who know their weed and want the real deal. Fat Bastard’s Big Personality This strain gives you a little bit of everything: the Sativa to lift your spirits and the Indica to keep you glued to the couch when it’s time to chill. It’s fruity, it’s skunky, and it’s loud. Every puff is a burst of terpenes like caryophyllene and myrcene, so you know it’ll hit all the right notes.