Lobster Man II: Mombo from Mars

TruTraTri Transmission One The red warning bulb blinked in the royal Martian chamber. Mars was losing air. Panic was high, budgets were low. Mombo received his first order from the Dreaded Lobster Man. The Earth specimen **Gorilla Zkittlez Fast** entered observation. For **4 days**, nothing. Then — a cheap miracle — it germinated. Mombo watched as the tiny green lifeform emerged. The mission had begun. One issue: it grew **a little stretched and spindly**. Not critical, but enough to make Martian instruments flicker nervously. Otherwise, silence. No attacks. No flavor surge. No royal distress call. Just Mombo, guarding the fragile specimen… while the Lobster Man waited. “If you were a lobster man, would you go into a haunted house surrounded by hot springs?” — Professor Plocostomos