Lobster Man II: Mombo from Mars
Recycled Soil
Soil
Outdoor
Room Type
0 l
Pot Size
Start at 1 Week
G
Germination2d ago
TruTraTri Transmission One
The red warning bulb blinked in the royal Martian chamber.
Mars was losing air. Panic was high, budgets were low. Mombo received his first order from the Dreaded Lobster Man.
The Earth specimen **Gorilla Zkittlez Fast** entered observation.
For **4 days**, nothing.
Then — a cheap miracle — it germinated.
Mombo watched as the tiny green lifeform emerged. The mission had begun.
One issue: it grew **a little stretched and spindly**. Not critical, but enough to make Martian instruments flicker nervously.
Otherwise, silence.
No attacks.
No flavor surge.
No royal distress call.
Just Mombo, guarding the fragile specimen… while the Lobster Man waited.
“If you were a lobster man, would you go into a haunted house surrounded by hot springs?” — Professor Plocostomos
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Used method
Directly In Substrate
Germination Method
1
Week 1. Vegetation14h ago
14 hrs
Light Schedule
25 °C
Day Air Temp
No Smell
Smell
4 °C
Night Air Temp
0.3 l
Pot Size
TruTraTri Week 1 — Transmission Two
The specimen had awakened.
After the 4-day germination, the young Gorilla Zkittlez Fast entered its first week under Martian observation.
“Report, Mombo.”
“It remains alive, Master.”
“Excellent.”
“It has done nothing else.”
“Then it is waiting.”
The slightly stretched specimen stood unchanged in its chamber while the machines hummed and Mombo tried to look important.
Mombo checked the atmospheric readouts, confused by the wild fluctuations of this strange blue planet.
“Temperature range detected, Master… minimum 4, maximum 25… average 14.”
The Lobster Man narrowed his eyes.
“Unstable climate… unpredictable conditions… perfect for concealment.”
Mombo nodded, though he clearly had no idea what that meant.
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“Then we must go to Earth!” — Lobster Man from Mars
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