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Fast Buds Stoner Seduction Stories

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This Valentine’s season, let words ignite the fire. The Fast Buds Stoner Seduction Stories contest invites you to weave the most passionate, creative, and steamy cannabis-inspired tales. Whether it’s a love story sparked by a shared joint, a poem dripping in desire, or a playful piece filled with puns and double meanings, let your imagination run wild.

How to Enter:

  • Write a sexy, romantic, or seductive story involving cannabis in some way.
  • Get creative—use poetry, wordplay, or craft an unforgettable tale of love and lust.

The best stories will be judged on creativity, style, and pure stoner seduction.
Light one up, let inspiration take over, and give us a story that makes hearts race and smoke rise. Whether it’s a love affair rolled as smoothly as the perfect joint or a poem that hits just right, this is your chance to turn up the heat with words.

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RicFlair
RicFlaircommented8 days ago
Everyone can see he is into children. There is nothing funny about that. Anyone that supports him probably are into children also. Wooooo!
YourLocalGrowmie
YourLocalGrowmiecommented11 days ago
"roses are red, age is just a number. Doing things illegal just makes things funner" - with a pregnant child cartoon star as picture in the background ....is Wylde. I thought things were supposed to get sexy? Do trolls get kicked out or disqualified?
Shinsimilla
Shinsimillacommented6 days ago
Yo bruh, my G! Chill with the cap, that shit's skibidi, you can scope a response 2 doors down bruh. It was advice, not an order. I got no reign over these G's ya feel me. You do you YLG.
DaddyPrime2
DaddyPrime2commented8 days ago
i agree with you also
DaddyPrime2
DaddyPrime2commented8 days ago
looks like im not the only one who feels this
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PenguPoop
PenguPoopcommented18 days ago
🤢 sexism has nothing to do with beeing sexy, romantic, or seductive !! its a bit sad, that Growdiaries gives shit like that a platform! No Place for Homophobia, Fascism, Sexism, Racism, Hate!
millerman543
millerman543commented5 days ago
Lmao ratio
DaddyPrime2
DaddyPrime2commented8 days ago
you have been known to say things referring to children or age being a number. also supposedly shown genitals to other members. youre on here like hall patrol but honestly you seem so inappropriately weird and not in a normal way but like a weirdo way. you've gotten people banned and you police this sight, yet you're the one with the weirdest creepiest vibe. also you'll type a whole book and probably block me from replying but newer members need to know that you like to "joke" about things relating to children and age in ways that NOBODY jokes About. I've tried blocking you and making it so i can't see anything of yours but it's not possible on here apparently
einamio
einamiocommented16 days ago
Cameltoe, is it you?
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Krisis
Krisiscommented16 days ago
All these holier than thou comments across the contests coming from some one with the name bird shit. How fucken rich. Fake virtue signaling fuck. Like stfu and try to have fun
millerman543
millerman543commented5 days ago
You’re*
PenguPoop
PenguPoopcommented9 days ago
if you have no arguments, your getting personal and try to discredit someone cause of there name. what a little joke. please stfu by yourself
DaddyPrime2
DaddyPrime2commented8 days ago
there once was a mouse that got fucked in the arse i told him its a joke as i fucked his yolk whipped and ripped and thrown into a wood chip dudes a weirdo and will one day deserve what he gets. its all just a joke.
MrSour420
MrSour420commented8 days ago
That's a good idea i knew something was off with m0use. He seems to be on here 24-7 could be on house arrest from a previous incident. It all makes sense he posts the picture of the child and making sicko comments on it. He also sent a dick pic to a well respected female grower on here. From what she said it was the smallest dick she has ever seen. With a dick like that a grown woman would never want him. I say ban the tiny dick pedophile.
RicFlair
RicFlaircommented8 days ago
Start one here and tag @GrowDiaries i will sign the petition. m0use posting or insinuating pedophilia content should be an immediate ban. Wooooo!
DaddyPrime2
DaddyPrime2commented8 days ago
i agree. can we petition him to be banned or something? doesnt stop him from making another acct. i flag him every chance i get.
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DonaldTrump
DonaldTrumpcommented3 days ago
@Fast_Buds @GrowDiaries there is in my opinion pedophilia content uploaded on this page by m0use. I find it very disturbing and so do many others. Please remove the picture from the contest and remove him from the site. 👍👍 From The 45TH&47TH President Of The United States Of America!
Herbman420
Herbman420commented11 days ago
Good morning everyone hope you all well . There are beautiful stories on here well done for all your creativity. Love you all and remember. It's 420 somewhere 🌱
Stoned_Impala
Stoned_Impalacommented15 days ago
i have no idea what's going on
OldSchoolSoulder
OldSchoolSouldercommented2 days ago
On a positive note there are some good entries. Nothing like smoking a fatty and have a good read!
DogDoctorOfficial
DogDoctorOfficialcommented18 days ago
wow this may be fun , lets get this brains working and make soething romantic to our fast buds Girls 😍😍😍 i like this well done my friend , growers love and best of luck to all🙏🙏🙏
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00110001001001111Ocommented13 days ago
Jack and Jill went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with 2.50. www.youtube.com/watch
m0use
m0usecommented12 days ago
Jill for presdent 2028