Dirty_Hippy

This was my first run of this cross. I made these from a selected Gold Leaf female and Blue Moonshine male about 2 years ago. I was looking for a particular pheno of blue moonshine to show up and I'll keep looking for that, but this first tester is really nice. Flavorwise, it's more cheesy like gold leaf than I expected with the more dank foresty moonshine pheno underbelly. Aditionally it's very spicy! So, I'll call this one Blueberry Queso. 😅

This was a great experiment. The flavor profile was exactly what I had hoped for. The blend of a dank earthy blue moonshine with a pungent orange deisel of the Bruce banner is exquisite. I was breeding for flavor and nailed it. It blends into a dank cedar that is really special. Scrog of the monsters and a diary of her 4 siblings incoming.

12/12 flip to harvest: 56 days Medium sized with moderate stretch. Plant was a solid performer throughout. I had some issues with Botrytis in the leaves early on(passed over from an OG kush that went full bud rot) All that said, The leaves took a huge hit fighting back but in the end produced pretty well. No Bud Rot. The smells are incredible and I'm looking forward to this curing out.

Super easy to grow. Very fast for a haze. Shorter than I expected, but she really packed on some bulk at the end. All Lemon smells are gone. She is super funky skunky just like a good haze. The most remarkable qualities about this lady are the potency and longevity, however, the flavor is also fantasticis outstanding. This jar empties fast in my stash. After a 2 month cure here is the report: Smells: Opening the jar it's a nice sweet piney haze smell with hints of candied lemon. After grinding it changes to a pungent gassy cheese. Flavor: woody and cheesy on the inhale settling into a deep lemon skunk that lingers with a spicy tingle. Potency: Very High Quality: Heavy Cerebral creative or mindbending depending on dose and intention. Additionally, there seems to be no ceiling on the high. I haven't ventured past 2 bongs to the head. Longevity: VERY long. I swear this one feels like it never tapers. 3 hrs

Huge Sativa Stretcher and a little unruly. Long branches with no real lateral branching. Long spears of bud that look and smell like a cherry slurpee. Smellwise = all of 10 stars. Mold Resistance is STRONG. She Was a heavy feeder. 12/12 flip to harvest: 56 days.

This stuff was EXPLOSIVE!!! Talk about a yielder. Had to chop early again because of mold. So tired of this summer already. RH has been way high! Hopefully this is the last of that bs. Smells like lemon pledge. I think it's a winner, but I will want to try her again to see. I did find a few nanners while trimming.

This lady was very unique! She grew like a typical indica. Nice fat leaves , good branching staying short and stout. This thing has AMAZING mold resistance! Harvested a few days early because she threw a few nanners. The smells from this are exquisite. It's a very powerful fresh mint smell with undertones of sagey B.O. The flavors are surprisingly traditional with a touch of berry sweetness. Effects are long lasting and powerful indica-leaning. 12/12 flip to harvest was ...

Very nice plant. I think I limited it due to not knowing her so well and the humidity. She molded significantly. I expect around an ounce when it drys after losses. 2 stars lost were: 1 mold resistance was low in my test, which was a VERY rigorous one btw. RH of 80 - 90% spikes some days. 2 It wasn't a great harvester, but again I need to learn this plant. All that said the smoke looks PRIMO with Awesome density and trichome coverage. Smells are subtle hints of berries and an earthy undertone. Smoke report soon.

Not easy to get a 10 from me. This plant checks all the boxes. If I was a production grower, I would look no further. As a personal variety style grower, the flavor and effect are amazing enough to keep her in my small stable. Truly a 10 star strain.

This was the first ever re-veg and re-flower for me. This is hands down my favorite variety to smoke. The flavor is a deep sweet dank blueberry with sour cherry overtones. It is heavenly. Resin production 10/10 She couldn't fit anymore trichs. Report: Difficulty: Moderate Resistance: AWESOME mold resistance. This is one of 5 strains that flowered during a high RH spike. It is one of the two which shows no mold. Type: Indica Flowering time: 42 days from flip Harvest: Small/Medium Smells: Sharp sour blueberry, skunky Flavor: Pungent, earthy, cherry. Tastes like Northern California. Effect: Don't smoke this until you have nothing else that has to be done. It's a POWERFUL narcotic high. I can say, beyond a shadow of a doubt, this is the finest herb I have ever smoked. I feel so lucky to have found this gem. I had a champ once before and didn't understand the value. 20 years later I found another. I understand the value now. Can't wait to take and post some dry/cured pics ^^ Happy Harvests yall!

This one checks every box as far as growing except with a name like XXL I expected her to be BIG. She was small but PACKED with very dense resin smothered nugs that smell like decadence. I will update with smoke report in about a month.

Chopped this lady. It was one of 8 plants in my flowering tent. It continually developed powdery mildew until I just got tired of fighting it. No other plant in my tent has any sign of it. My humidity, admittedly, reaches 65% daily peak due to outside influence. This particular plant needed a much more arid environment. Bummer. I was looking forward to trying my own NL. 😕

Huge dense resinous nugs. Smells like berries and anise. Very easy to grow, awesome mold resistance. More to come as it dries/cures

Gorgeous, fattest indica leaves i have ever seen, healthy lady from day one. It was Really fun to grow. Resin production is excellent. Didn't bulk up until about week 8 from flip she blasted out with fat undercarrige nugs. I thought she would be a weak harvester until then. Her flower structure is very tight to the stem and short internodal spacing along with her huge leaves made for a very cluttered mass of mold prone areas. I did get some botrycitis, but my RH rarely dips under 50% @ 75 degrees + I did almost no defoliation. The mold was two very isolated chunks in the same bud. Other places that looked yellowish like they were about to become moldy were all tossed as well... all in all maybe 5-7 grams of bud lost. Not a huge deal. Its about time to jar(8 days since harvest) and the smell is already coming back. Very coffee skunky odor. Final Update: Final Data: Difficulty: Easy Total Grow: 127 Days 12/12 flip till harvest: 82 Days Flowering time: 68 days Total harvest dry 62% RH: 91.87 G Smells: Kush, Skunky Flavor: Sweet kushy floral flavor with a nice deep skunky finish. Qualities of high: Very relaxing herb. Not couch-lockish. Really an any-time kinda high to me. Length of high: 2 hrs.

Almost 3 oz's of some of gorgeous bud. Smells have really faded through drying, but I expect them to pick back up after a month or so of cure. I almost feel like I am about to write an obituary. I loved growing this plant. She was just full of surprises. It was from a Limited Edition Black Friday Giveaway event from Seedsman. I was excited to get the seeds but really never even hoped for something like this. Watching her colors change from day to day and her beautiful flower structure... Just intertwining bubble like clusters of flowers slithering together. This has been, by a Huge margin, my favorite plant of all time to grow. Thank you Seedsman! You made a loyal fan here! Final Data: Difficulty: Easy Total Grow: 117 Days 12/12 flip till harvest: 72 Days Flowering time: 58 days Total harvest dry 62% RH: 82.47 G Smells: Sweet, Spicy Flavor:Sweet fruity top with a light hashy/skunky finish and floral notes. Qualities of high: Relaxed yet alert and super positive. Like smoking a good motivational quote. Very Euphoric. Length of high: 2-3 hrs. Still updating when she cures out. Almost 3 oz's off this beauty. WOW! Not a single complaint. Final update: Cured flavor is sweet and hashy. Nice thick smoke and very easy on the lungs. Good expansion but little irritation. Top notch!

This was a test run of some seeds from a guy I had to look up on instagram after finding his name deep in a forum chat log. He sent me an amazing bundle of reg seeds. The price was way more than right. When things seem too good to be true, sometimes they are still true. This strain is something I remember drooling over while pouring through the seed catalog in the front of cannabis culture. Mid 90's I guess. I dreamed so hard about growing this stuff. It never came to pass. Until... last minute question to badfishbeanco,"If you have Blue Moonshine, I sure would like to have that." Having never seen blue moonshine in real life, he coulda given me anything. But, if this stuff isn't blue moonshine, it is the best fermented blueberry rich earthy aroma havin' resin smothered bud whose pleasant fruity citrusy flavor with a deep earthy finish that lingers in your nostrils for a good 5 minute weed I have ever smoked. Whew... 11 Stars BadFishBeanCo is verified in my book: LEGIT!

This plant was a real pleasure.Easy to Grow. The production is unparalleled. Flower production deep into the dense canopy is massive. She took both light and heavy feeding well. Never saw deficiencies until I cut her nutrients. The trichs were at least 20%amber. More than I usually go for but her stigmas threw me off. A few white hairs still at harvest. I will update soon with a smoke report. And dry weight will be input at that time as well. I don't do wet weight. Update: She is down to 62% R/H and jarred, but still bouncing around. Another week until cure begins, however: I smoked a small side bud that was relatively dry and ruined my whole day. The light fruity cheesy flavor with a grape finish seems innocent, and it is fairly normal looking bud, but do not be decieved, Keep in mind, I am a very heavy smoker. I was high for about 5 hours before I finally gave in to sleep. Cannot wait to see what she's like after a good cure. This is up there with some of the most powerful herb I have ever smoked. I would love to see test results for cannabinoids. With that and the fact that this little lady gave me 2 and a half ounces of trimmed bud this is an awesome one to have around for variety. She will stay. Final Results (still adjusting) 1 fem seed w/ minimal LST Light: Maxisun PB 4000 Difficulty: Easy to moderate. Total Grow: 112 days 12/12 Flip till harvest: 72 Days Flowering time: 60 Days Harvest: 70 grams Smells: Grape bubble gum Flavors: Grape, Pine, herbal Potency: Very Strong High feel: creative, relaxed, focused High Length 4 hrs

This stuff is perfect for a beginner. Very little maintenance. 9 and 10 weeks start to finish averaging an oz of good bud per plant. Hard to beat that. The taste is still settling in but pleasant as hell for now. #2 is Kinda sweet and flowery with that licorice aftertaste. #1 is still very early on flavor, but it's primarily humelene hoppy notes with some sweetness. The punch of this stuff is serious. I have a VERY high tolerance and I was pleasantly surprised when I didn't even want to finish my breakfast nug. Awesome genetics. It was an awesome learner for me with autoflowers. I would highly suggest this to first time growers.