Aerogarden spite grow

People talk shit on aerogardens so I bought your grandma’s at her estate sale and ima grow some fire ass tree outta this dumb lil robot

The plants goin steady just like your grandma’s sister and I, we’re gunna be blazin this shit till the moon and back to your moms house

Missed a week but didn’t miss your mom’s function. Aerogardens are a waste of money but so was your moms wedding ring? Bitch gunna need a obgyn after i wreck that shit with these sticky ass fingers i got from growing weed outta this dumb fucking aerogarden

Big and bushy, some might say she needs a trim but you can ask all of your immediate female family members how I feel about that

Aerogarden more like aero-farting hahahaha your mom sucks at making scrambled eggs in the morning you gotta season after you cook them silly

Flying too close to the sun but its aiight cause i got your nieces floppy titties for shade. Aerogardens drool steely dan rules

Uhhhhhhhhh fuck your whole family? Namaste

Alright alright I’ll stop plowing your family members. The set it and forget features are nice, but small reservoir, weak lights and small size prevent it from being decent for even one plant. That being said i got 20 grams of decent, slightly fruity tasting flower with less effort than it took to plow your grannys sister :)