ChocolateFaceOG💩+the tweaker easter egg

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Face Off OG x Chocolate Diesel
Crystal Meth
DIY
3500K Light Emitting Diodes/50W
Cree CXB3590
3500K Light Emitting Diodes/50W
Cree CXB3590
2800K Light Emitting Diodes/75W
Cree CXB3590
DIY Mix Soil
Dirt
Indoor
Room Type
SoG
weeks 1
22
Week 22. Harvest
3y ago
Happy Harvest Day!
Rated
10/10
Rated
I couldn't find this cross-hybrid-strain for some reason, so.. I made.. ChocolateFaceOG!?! Smooth smoke with a strong peppery THC heat to it; reacting in the lungs, kind of itchy, borderline making you feel like coughing.. Effects kicks in hard, has an energetic punch & interesting chilling effect on inhale, a very pungent aroma. Within minutes blood pressure drops drastically making it hard/impossible to stand up if being too greedy on the inhale. This is probably as close to 30% THC I'll ever get! Breaking open the nugs reveals even more THC inside; dense!.. an abomination. An example of how high potency can be overshadowed by lacking in every other area, according to the low sample rate of 2 stoners vs me I'll still give her a 10 star for being unique and strong a.f!. I accept their opinion and include it in my research even if it doesn't fully align with my subjective taste; them being diametrically opposed; as a matter of fact. This hybrid cross seems hard to find, has some OG genetics that is easy to get, but also has that lineage that is going extinct in favor of strains more appealing to the masses. I don't mind, it wasn't that great... I eventually found one buyer buying everything, including a jar I had returned to me out of respect as they didn't like it but still felt obliged to not throw it away; and I respect them for that and rewarded them for their effort even if the action was just to get the opportunity in motion for a switch. This strain I created is like a metaphor of the feelings and thoughts my parents had watching me at an early age feeding the other kids a mix of water, grass, and clay at kindergarten. Disappointment, a bit of resentment, and blaming one another for the traits they saw and disliked in one another, I think... I rate it a 5; my friend rated it a 1 but an 11/10 for potency. They even returned the jar, almost untouched. ChocolateFaceOG: Why couldn't she be a little bit more like her friends; Monster maker, Future#1, Dosidos33 and SCS-F1?
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Ger Veg Flo Har
20.83 g
Bud dry weight per plant
36
Plants
Normal
Difficulty
Positive effects
Uplifted, Happy, Euphoric
Positive effects
Negative effects
Dry eyes, Dry mouth, Paranoia
Negative effects
Taste
Pungent, Earthy, Diesel
Taste
Sleepy
Energy
Indica
Hybrid
Sativa

MalumProhibitum Meth strain... The extract that possess sativa-like properties. It was a bit dirty but not too bad. The taste of plastic barrel and some rancid off flavors had to be removed to enjoy this bleak ghost, this chemical apple, this bitter tasting, rose petal smelling spirit manifesting as this meta artifact, a lock-pick to be used to unlock Eden; when no invitation had been given. My grow had been botched as it turned out to be a male disguised as a female. The Crystal Meth grow; not ending in a fruitful outcome, it's almost poetic. I had to chop this biker/trash classic. This extract originate from another strain of Meth, another grower. I wasn't disappointed at my failed attempt. That grow was like a tweak-er manifestation in it's own right. The herm traits was just the topping on the cake; it was hilarious! xD The replacement delivered, just not what I was expecting. It was more potent than anything I had had before, yet more loving. It was a perfect borderline relationship, intense, much sin involved and a pinch of distrust and paranoia. Sitting in complete serenity like a praying monk, a sigh of relief; heart beating at a steady 90-110 bpm; hearing this ticking through my clenched O-face mouth... Like a winded up mechanical meat monkey beating it's cymbals made out of flesh; Tick, tick, tick. Thinking branched out in fragmented thoughts, but leading to absolutely nothing productive. An acquired but surprisingly pleasant taste that I do not want anyone else getting used to. Friday quickly turning to Tuesday, still weekend and the separation anxiety that comes with being apart from one another was not yet manifesting. This passionate kind of intense sadness, followed by empty boredom was encountered later, as the journey took us further and further down unexplored ideas, never to be explored. Like letting go of your soulmate, and being the one doing the ghosting; it's tempting to take her back. And why would you? This honeymoon feeling doesn't last forever. Stay with her for too long; she is not letting go, or more likely you aren't. She is better at the waiting game than you. She is not the forgiving kind either and will devour chunks of your soul, without you even noticing; until there is nothing but an empty vessel left, empty and bored. Anyway... Have fun, and stay off the shit you are not willing to pay the toll for. This one wants all, and you will still be in a little bit of debt once you think you are done and want to catch up with life again your motivation will linger, your energy will be constantly low. The being materialized in front of me, a furious demon taking notice of me; as I was trying to fall asleep, but still being somewhere in the unknown, fading slowly into sleep but suddenly being pulled back. The senses picked up its presence first, waves of cold chills though the body, hair signalling alert! The presence was still invisible to the naked eye; just this realization I was not alone. An uninvited guest, searching for something in the darkness. Heart beating so hard, like it was trying to break free from my rib-cage and abandon me from this imminent threat. I managed to flip on the bedroom light, watching in horror as an enormous shadow projected on the wall from the light being consumed by the thing in front of my bed that I could sense but not see. Paralyzed by fear, unable to escape, unable to scream; pure spine-chilling horror. My legs were twitching softy like I was falling and picking up the speed. Was this how it would end? My fight or flight response decided to just surrender like a deer in the headlights looking at it's bane, not accepting, but having no other options. Don't do drugs mkay? The End. For those who still didn't understand, here it is explained in a short clip listen carefully to the message: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ Back story on YouTube here, its a bit slow loading to have patience: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=w9lAsKN2XZvfp4o8 A more in-depth explanation for the true detectives:--When this soulless ginger manifests in front of you; Touch some grass, PPP, Take care. :)
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Hattiwatti
Hattiwatti commentedweek 222y ago
Frosty nuggets 🐥 gongrats 🤝
Hattiwatti
Hattiwatti commented2y ago
@MalumProhibitum, sounds very delicious combo. Trichomes seems to be there more hsn enough 👌 Great Job.
BlueGrass
BlueGrass commentedweek 223y ago
Looking good, yoo
Legendaryseedthumb
Really nice outcome! Great job buddy😁👨🏽‍🌾🙌🏼
GorkedOut
GorkedOut commentedweek 223y ago
Looks great
AsNoriu
AsNoriu commentedweek 229d ago
Love the description, going to check YouTube, but inside feel more curious, how i would describe such strain;))))
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