German Summer & Pineapple Poison

Week 9: Pineapple Poison - My Neighbour, The Hero & A Bushy Beast Emerges! Yo growmies! Life threw a curveball this week, but luckily, my amazing neighbour F came to the rescue! Big ups to F, the ultimate grow-bro, for keeping an eye on my girls while I was away. And let me tell you, the Pineapple Poison is looking like a whole new beast thanks to sunshine and strategic defoliation! Growth spurt alert! This girl shot up a whopping 16cm in just a week! Looks like all that leaf-trimming and training paid off big time. Plus, we've been blessed with some serious German sunshine, and the Pineapple Poison is soaking it all up like a champ. The result? A bushy beauty with sturdy stems that could each hold a pineapple (or ten!). She's definitely not shy about branching out, but don't worry, I've got a plan. Next week, it's operation defoliation: round two! We'll be trimming some excess leaves to keep those main colas nice and chunky, and make harvest a breeze (no more fighting through a jungle of leaves!). The one thing missing? Flowering hasn't quite shown its face yet. But hey, patience is a virtue, right? I have a feeling this Pineapple Poison is just getting warmed up. Stay tuned, growmies, because next week, we'll see if the flowering fairy finally visits our bushy beauty! High fives all around!