first love

pppppppppppppoylor lil babies are growing into big fat babies outdoors in the boooooooooootiful mediterranean sun :D tragically some beast attacked puppy bowl (sr not jr) and took a vicious chunk out (see first pic) when we were fast asleep not watching our precious child BUT thank goodness we protected them from the evil rain. they are growing speeeedy and i can´t wait to shmerk

pppppppppppppoylor ohhhh boooooooiiiiiiiii these babies are growing into big fat Boyz II Men. they´re a lil stanky too now :D our professional growing technique is letting that HOT ASS SUN heat these boyz up, but it´s so rainy that they´re getting washed away with the itsy bitsy spider unless I heroically protect them every morning while my deadbeat dad partner sleeps ughhhhhhhhhhh love their new leaves tho soy preoccupada with the size of their lil leaves - QUESTIONS: ¿¿¿¿ is this normal or are they shrimpy for their age ???? ¿ when is the prime time moment for transferring - asap or what ? hmmmmm ty ily

pppppppppppppoylor soooo the babies are off to the races now!!! since the most dutiful plant parent did the transplantation, they are embracing their truest selves and rlly reaching for the stars but we kept their baby pots (yogurt and crispy onion) so they always remember where they came from even tho they were super duper squished and their lil baby roots were screaming to be set freeeeeeee we are living in the moment but we can see the blooms on the horizon (in our dreams but not yet reality, tho we are sleeping better without any life-threatening storms this week) with more time comes more STINK and we worry that the babies will be discovered by villains (aka our neighbor or landlord) but luckily our neighbor is completely imbubbled in the smoke of her daily joint so we all good for now

pppppppppppppoylor WAKE UP BABIES ITS SPRING !!!!!! We are BLOOMING and THRIVING and GROWING tf up ! Finally they’re fucking flowering and funky and fresh. Leaves are sticky, scent is intense, and tiny ass buds are cute and a new chance at a beautiful life in this crazy world ♡

pppppppppppppoylor it´s been a very goooooood week !!!!! the babies are budding and the buds are getting chonkyyyyyyyyyyy everytime i see them i wanna take a big fuckin bite. puppy bowl jr is lagging behind a bit but still those buds look good enough to EATTTTTTTT crazy cool to look at too sometimes i jus stare cuz they´re so beautiful !! safe to say we are in loove and i would kill to defend them XC let the sun shine on down on my precious children for whom i would move heaven and earth

pppppppppppppoylor We may be scientists but we don’t own a MICROSCOPE so we couldn’t check harvest-readiness for sure except with our own beautiful eyeballs. As best as we could tell, Puppy Bowl Jr started showing signs of being an old lady before her big bro, so we made the difficult decision to HARVEST :O Open to feedback on whether that was a good decision, time will hopefully tell us too, but when we took a knife to her, she jus let herself die (as a parent you always think your child will outlive you but tisn’t always the case). Regardless of whether it was just or not, PBJ is now upside down in the dark chillin with a lil fan as she deserves, our fallen angel