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Fast Buds Stoner Seduction Stories

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This Valentine’s season, let words ignite the fire. The Fast Buds Stoner Seduction Stories contest invites you to weave the most passionate, creative, and steamy cannabis-inspired tales. Whether it’s a love story sparked by a shared joint, a poem dripping in desire, or a playful piece filled with puns and double meanings, let your imagination run wild.

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  • Write a sexy, romantic, or seductive story involving cannabis in some way.
  • Get creative—use poetry, wordplay, or craft an unforgettable tale of love and lust.

The best stories will be judged on creativity, style, and pure stoner seduction.
Light one up, let inspiration take over, and give us a story that makes hearts race and smoke rise. Whether it’s a love affair rolled as smoothly as the perfect joint or a poem that hits just right, this is your chance to turn up the heat with words.

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Krisis
Krisiscommented2 days ago
So this pedo crap about m0use post. I assume we’re talking about the Dora meme? The Dora that is animated, but if we’re going to be as ridiculous as these comments are: Dora was a kid like 20 years ago LOL in the meme she’s clearly not a child and has a child/pregs herself. It states age is just a number, which could imply ANY number, and you have decided she’s a child/makes it pedo. So based on your own perceptions, you’re actually the pedo.. looking at a meme that was clearly meant to troll, as something sexual and to do with kids. The real joke here I think was in the fact it says ILLEGAL- which implies Dora herself should be deported based on her status. To the Donald Trump wannabe crying about the meme? Loool you’re NO Donald Trump, change your name. He would definitely be onboard with the illegal joke. Go cry in your safe closet
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00110001001001111Ocommented7 hours ago
Dora is 24 years old, for all that are offended or concerned.
PenguPoop
PenguPoopcommented36 minutes ago
whataboutism at it finest you can care on multiple problems you must have solved a lot of REAL world problems with that time you investing here writing nonsense comments
Krisis
Krisiscommentedan hour ago
AND NOT REAL LOL. It would be great if these people had a care for something in the world that actually mattered. I mean, there’s tons of REAL world problems
Master_Shilla
Master_Shillacommented27 minutes ago
This comment section could use a little light-hearted comedy. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a zit? The zit waits until puberty before it comes on your face. I heard Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning. He ate some 12 year old nuts Did you hear McDonalds was making a McJackson burger to commemorate Michael Jackson It a 50 year old piece of meat between two 12 year old buns I just saw the Michael Jackson documentary I had no idea how many kids were butt-hurt after Leaving Neverland Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters. Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it! Why are catholic priests called father? Because "daddy" would be too suspicious A catholic priest, a predator and a criminal walk into a bar He ordered a beer Why do Catholic priests like golf? Because most of the holes are under 18. What’s a catholic priest's favorite Easter treat... Lil’ Peeps
Krisis
Krisiscommented2 days ago
So this pedo crap about m0use post. I assume we’re talking about the Dora meme? The Dora that is animated, but if we’re going to be as ridiculous as these comments are: Dora was a kid like 20 years ago LOL in the meme she’s clearly not a child and has a child/pregs herself. It states age is just a number, which could imply ANY number, and you have decided she’s a child/makes it pedo. So based on your own perceptions, you’re actually the pedo.. looking at a meme that was clearly meant to troll, as something sexual and to do with kids. The real joke here I think was in the fact it says ILLEGAL- which implies Dora herself should be deported based on her status. To the Donald Trump wannabe crying about the meme? Loool you’re NO Donald Trump, change your name. He would definitely be onboard with the illegal joke. Go cry in your safe closet
00110001001001111O
00110001001001111Ocommentedan hour ago
Dora is 24 years old, so relax. Actually, even older. She was not born in 2000; just debuted in that year. So, she is at least 30, eh? Not to mention this is a fictitious character from a cartoon, BWAHAHA! We get it. You don't approve. https://youtu.be/LtxWR_KbwD0?t=16 @pengupoop come on really?
Krisis
Krisiscommentedan hour ago
The replies by the always offended, looking for others to get on board and validate their fake victimhood, is even more hilarious than why I made the comment in the first place. There’s nothing predatory going on here. Just a meme followed by a bunch of humorless babies, crying for other babies to come cry with them. Have fun crying over a fictional character, morons.
420Cali
420Calicommenteda day ago
I agree with you 100%. Classic example of predator.
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PenguPoop
PenguPoopcommented21 days ago
🤢 sexism has nothing to do with beeing sexy, romantic, or seductive !! its a bit sad, that Growdiaries gives shit like that a platform! No Place for Homophobia, Fascism, Sexism, Racism, Hate!
millerman543
millerman543commented8 days ago
Lmao ratio
DaddyPrime2
DaddyPrime2commented12 days ago
you have been known to say things referring to children or age being a number. also supposedly shown genitals to other members. youre on here like hall patrol but honestly you seem so inappropriately weird and not in a normal way but like a weirdo way. you've gotten people banned and you police this sight, yet you're the one with the weirdest creepiest vibe. also you'll type a whole book and probably block me from replying but newer members need to know that you like to "joke" about things relating to children and age in ways that NOBODY jokes About. I've tried blocking you and making it so i can't see anything of yours but it's not possible on here apparently
einamio
einamiocommented19 days ago
Cameltoe, is it you?
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YourLocalGrowmie
YourLocalGrowmiecommented14 days ago
"roses are red, age is just a number. Doing things illegal just makes things funner" - with a pregnant child cartoon star as picture in the background ....is Wylde. I thought things were supposed to get sexy? Do trolls get kicked out or disqualified?
Shinsimilla
Shinsimillacommented9 days ago
Yo bruh, my G! Chill with the cap, that shit's skibidi, you can scope a response 2 doors down bruh. It was advice, not an order. I got no reign over these G's ya feel me. You do you YLG.
DaddyPrime2
DaddyPrime2commented11 days ago
i agree with you also
DaddyPrime2
DaddyPrime2commented11 days ago
looks like im not the only one who feels this
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Hashy
Hashycommenteda day ago
Roses are red your vulva's blue. Clearly you let mouse get to you. 😉.
Krisis
Krisiscommented19 days ago
All these holier than thou comments across the contests coming from some one with the name bird shit. How fucken rich. Fake virtue signaling fuck. Like stfu and try to have fun
Krisis
Krisiscommented2 days ago
It was never meant to be an argument. I said what I said. I also don’t need to try to discredit you by your name… all you have to do is type something and it’s already done. I’ll obviously pass on the shutting the fuck up by myself as well, thanks. NEXT.
millerman543
millerman543commented8 days ago
You’re*
PenguPoop
PenguPoopcommented12 days ago
if you have no arguments, your getting personal and try to discredit someone cause of there name. what a little joke. please stfu by yourself
DonaldTrump
DonaldTrumpcommented7 days ago
@Fast_Buds @GrowDiaries there is in my opinion pedophilia content uploaded on this page by m0use. I find it very disturbing and so do many others. Please remove the picture from the contest and remove him from the site. 👍👍 From The 45TH&47TH President Of The United States Of America!
einamio
einamiocommented2 days ago
clearly a troll account complaining about being offended and distrubed lol... go grab'em by the pussy, dude
m0use
m0usecommented17 hours ago
🍿🍿🍿
Herbman420
Herbman420commented14 days ago
Good morning everyone hope you all well . There are beautiful stories on here well done for all your creativity. Love you all and remember. It's 420 somewhere 🌱
Stoned_Impala
Stoned_Impalacommented18 days ago
i have no idea what's going on
OldSchoolSoulder
OldSchoolSouldercommented5 days ago
On a positive note there are some good entries. Nothing like smoking a fatty and have a good read!
DogDoctorOfficial
DogDoctorOfficialcommented21 days ago
wow this may be fun , lets get this brains working and make soething romantic to our fast buds Girls 😍😍😍 i like this well done my friend , growers love and best of luck to all🙏🙏🙏
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00110001001001111Ocommented16 days ago
Jack and Jill went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with 2.50. www.youtube.com/watch
m0use
m0usecommented16 days ago
Jill for presdent 2028