Fast Buds Stoner Seduction Stories

Dora is 24 years old, for all that are offended or concerned.

This comment section could use a little light-hearted comedy. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a zit? The zit waits until puberty before it comes on your face. I heard Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning. He ate some 12 year old nuts Did you hear McDonalds was making a McJackson burger to commemorate Michael Jackson It a 50 year old piece of meat between two 12 year old buns I just saw the Michael Jackson documentary I had no idea how many kids were butt-hurt after Leaving Neverland Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters. Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it! Why are catholic priests called father? Because "daddy" would be too suspicious A catholic priest, a predator and a criminal walk into a bar He ordered a beer Why do Catholic priests like golf? Because most of the holes are under 18. What’s a catholic priest's favorite Easter treat... Lil’ Peeps

so were is all this "love" for the other content I created, its equally stupid and offensive, its a red headed "no soul" wizard and a creature "house elf" of the same sex getting knocked up. Bestiality?, Homo?, FTM? MTF? Underage? pedo? Fan Fiction? It's about pregnancy just like the other, its got queer themes and bestiality if elfs are beats? maybe interspecies? IDK wtf that would be classified as officially, House elfs are hundreds of years old.... Ron in the films is also underage for the most part "11 years old" at the first book/film, but guess because hes a man its fine for you??? Way to go and allow the male patriarchy to control you bigots. lol Its all made up, none of it real, its all in your head, its a fictional charter "not real" in a cartoon, you have better things to be doing with your time lol, also notice this is not dora's first kid as she has one in the backpack too, the word play is the humor, its designed to make you think pedo but its about weed as this is a weed smoking page and contest. Weed is illegal and fun. however their is some real world issues tired into it that makes its edgy and scary as fuck as it casts light on a real world issue that's a problem. Do a quick google with statistics on teen pregnancy in Latin America and tell me how I am the problem and not the ones doing "that". Its a satire dark humor, clearly lost in translation. Its ok, just shut your eyes and everything will be fine on the other side. I did not make the image it existed already and not from any shady part of the internet. its a meme from someone else so cry to them if you can't deal with it. As for the main two who are vocal on this, pengupoop and Mrsour420, pengu I think their is a massive language discontect going on, and this is why your so mad. Know that no one here is engaging in pedo shit. Mrsour420 is just a cuck troll that will be banned soon enough and is trying to stir the pot as that's what they do and all they do. no grows just sad existance of trolling. not shocked they came out of the woodwork, surprised its just them though. Maybe I'll make a new one so you can have more examples of dark humor.

now lets break it down.... Its about a incel man who can't accept himself and the love they deserve while being forever alone. One two this man loves you. a story about love, and how this person appears to be a creep on a computer and has little to no class or understanding of how dating works or person to person relationships. A incel with low status and personal hygiene, overweight and no friends or family. three four he left his pants at the door More the same from above. he is expecting something and not understanding how it works, thinking it will just be like the videos he watches and touches himself to. five six, like chicks with dicks This is a funny statement as its a common phrase and porn category from back in the day and still is today. it has a quirkiness to it and rolls off the tongue well. Like many kinks and fetishes people shame others for things they don't understand or they shame themselves even worse. But don't yuck on others yum's including your own, just because you don't get it. As long as its legal and no one is getting hurt, all is well. Consent is key. seven eight, calls himself straight more word play and expanding on the theme from above but with a hint of self loathing involved, much like how they have a poor life by their appearance of themselves and lack of hygiene. Scared to be anything but the normal "straight" and not knowing how to branch out or be themselves yet blaming others for their own failures. Just lost in life with no way out and self identifying as something they think is right vs being themselves. Nine ten, this is the end. This is the dark humor cherry on top part of this even though the entire thing is dark. has a few different views on it, one that they are so far gone and fucked up they should put a bullet in their head as they are not anything good at all and would be better off dead. or that its the end of the poem and this will continue onto more things like this and forever be unhappy and alone just repeating the cycle indefinitely. both of these things are sad and real life consequences for some people. the 2nd option seems more torturous over time but Its a cartoon and fictional/not real. laugh at it. and learn from it. don't be scared to be yourself. LOVE YOURSELF, like the theme of this contest. Love and Weed. also love how all the vocial accounts towards me are all blank and no grows lol.

So this pedo crap about m0use post. I assume we’re talking about the Dora meme? The Dora that is animated, but if we’re going to be as ridiculous as these comments are: Dora was a kid like 20 years ago LOL in the meme she’s clearly not a child and has a child/pregs herself. It states age is just a number, which could imply ANY number, and you have decided she’s a child/makes it pedo. So based on your own perceptions, you’re actually the pedo.. looking at a meme that was clearly meant to troll, as something sexual and to do with kids. The real joke here I think was in the fact it says ILLEGAL- which implies Dora herself should be deported based on her status. To the Donald Trump wannabe crying about the meme? Loool you’re NO Donald Trump, change your name. He would definitely be onboard with the illegal joke. Go cry in your safe closet

🤢 sexism has nothing to do with beeing sexy, romantic, or seductive !! its a bit sad, that Growdiaries gives shit like that a platform! No Place for Homophobia, Fascism, Sexism, Racism, Hate!

"roses are red, age is just a number. Doing things illegal just makes things funner" - with a pregnant child cartoon star as picture in the background ....is Wylde. I thought things were supposed to get sexy? Do trolls get kicked out or disqualified?

Roses are red your vulva's blue. Clearly you let mouse get to you. 😉.

All these holier than thou comments across the contests coming from some one with the name bird shit. How fucken rich. Fake virtue signaling fuck. Like stfu and try to have fun

@Fast_Buds @GrowDiaries there is in my opinion pedophilia content uploaded on this page by m0use. I find it very disturbing and so do many others. Please remove the picture from the contest and remove him from the site. 👍👍 From The 45TH&47TH President Of The United States Of America!

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Good morning everyone hope you all well . There are beautiful stories on here well done for all your creativity. Love you all and remember. It's 420 somewhere 🌱

i have no idea what's going on

On a positive note there are some good entries. Nothing like smoking a fatty and have a good read!

wow this may be fun , lets get this brains working and make soething romantic to our fast buds Girls 😍😍😍 i like this well done my friend , growers love and best of luck to all🙏🙏🙏

Jack and Jill went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with 2.50. www.youtube.com/watch