The trick is to brew some tea and piss in it under a full moon. the gravity waves facilitate the spontaneous manifestation of an organice molecule of extreme magic! It'll read the mind of your plant and fill in the gaps of the need and make it 25% more potent. I've seen it!
don't forget to incorporate burning your plant before harvest too. Heard really good things about that. Have you looked into organic products? It doesn't change what molecuels can enter the plant and be used in the biological processes, but because it was in a different form before that point and you spend 10x more for it, it's magically better and the slower growth is just proof of that, lol.
some plants are "cutters." they like to be cut. So slice it all up and down the vascular tissue and it improves co2 absorbption, because, obviously more can enter the plant with huge gashes in the stem cuticle, bwahahah, it just makes sense and sounds science-y, right?
who cares that photosynthesis poweres everything from leaf growth to molecule production, which includes trichomes, You should definitely deprive it of light for 36 hours, because as well all know, staving a living thing only makes it stronger.
did you also know that a baseball will speed up after it leaves a pitcher's hand? You just have to pray hard enough, otherwise god just doesn't love you and it won't happen.. also hurricanes might come.