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Blackberry Moonrocks®
Growing it
Easy
Resistance
Easy
Blackberry Moonrocks is a wonderful experience. She'll dazzle you with her green colors, ranging from dark to light, and her bold orange pistils. Her scent is somewhat gassy, with odors of light citrus fruits - dare I even say it... blackberries! The high is that of a classical, Indica-Dominant Hybrid. The smoking experience leaves the user with a slight pressure in one's head, which proceeds to further manifest as relaxation throughout the body. There is a psychedelic element to this strain, for sure, but her effects are largely Indica-Dominant. Overconsumption will almost definitely result in couch-lock experience, coupled with munchies carrying the white hot intensity of a thousand suns. She makes for a decent night-time smoke. If used in a social environment, however, make sure there's a comfortable couch available. Highly recommended!
9 months ago
FarmerJonNewbie
8
Princess Haze XX
Growing it
Easy
Resistance
Easy
Princess Haze is, visually speaking, stunning. Her resin production is so intense that her leaves and buds almost appear to be furry - yes, I said what I said! Her colors range from green to purple, then more purple, and then even more purple! Did I mention that she turns purple if you even store Purpinator in her presence? Her scent is also pleasing to the senses, with lightly fruited odors emanating from her buds. The high builds quickly, but is purely psychedelic. She'll bring you up, but never down. While there's a relaxing element to her smoke, it is only slight and will not slow you down.
9 months ago
FarmerJonNewbie
10
Mota Hari
Growing it
Easy
Resistance
Easy
The best way to describe Mota Hari is comparing it to Cinderella 99, but different... in a good way. Her appearance includes shades of green, purple, red, and orange, coupled with a bevy of orange pistils. Her nugs are dense and tight, often glistening in the light due to her heavy resin production. Her smell is citrus, maybe even something tropical. The high manifests through a gradual onset, after tasting her sweet citrus flavor. The experience is psychedelic, as well as without a ceiling (that's a warning to those who are prone to bouts of paranoia when stoned). You'll also feel a light pressure in your temples. But you'll be more than capable of conversing with others or performing light tasks around the house - in fact, this might even be the perfect strain to accompany a concert or live music experience! Other than for those prone to high-induced paranoia, this strain is highly recommended!
9 months ago
FarmerJonNewbie
10
G13 Genius
Growing it
Easy
Resistance
Easy
G13/Genius may be the most perfectly balanced hybrid that I've experienced. Her appearance is striking, with hues of greens, purples, and even some reds. She's covered with a vein-like network of orange pistils, with the surface areas of her calyxes glistening with resin and trichomes. The smoking experience is truly second-to-none. You're immediately met with flavors of light lemon and lime zests, with a funky sour milk flavor on your palate (in a good way, trust me). Her smoke is not harsh in the least. The high manifests over the course of a smooth build up. It will begin with a pressure in the top and back of your head. Thereafter, your mind will slowly transition towards the psychedelic where you'll become lost in your own thoughts. From here, you'll experience a degree of calm and relaxation that will not overwhelm your ability to remain awake - or even continue in a pleasant conversation. Though the intensity of her high tapers down, it will potentially remain at a plateau for hours - in other words, this is likely more of an evening smoke... unless your tolerance is super-human, perhaps. Overall, a highly enjoyable experience that I look forward to repeating!
9 months ago
FarmerJonNewbie
9
Frozen Black Cherry
Growing it
Normal
Resistance
Normal
The experience of Frozen Black Cherry is simply transcendent! To say that she exceeds expectations is a gross understatement. She immediately catches your eye with her extremely light green, some might even say blueish, appearance. What makes her stand out from the crowd is her array of bold orange-colored pistils. Her extreme resin production literally causes her buds to glisten under light. She wants not for trichome volume, as she literally so covered some of her fan leaves to such an extent that they shriveled for lack of light exposure! On the olfactory end, she quite literally reeks of, well, overripe tart fruit. You'll have trouble believing that you're actually smelling pot, but your eyes and nose do not deceive you... it is, inexplicably, pot. The experience of this strain reflects that of the ideal, Indica-Dominant Hybrid. While the tartness of her scent departs from its flavor profile, you're greeted with a sweet smoke that leaves a light taste of fruit on the palate. From here, you'll experience a pressure in your temples, followed by a smooth onset of relaxation in your back and spine. After not too long, you'll lose yourself in your thoughts, ultimately succumbing to a state of light couch-lock. You're ultimately transported into a hazy, meditative state for the remainder of the high. This strain is almost definitely not intended for novice smokers (or for those who do not respect her awesome power). Unless you have a superhuman level of tolerance, it's not a day-time smoke. It would be well-suited to those looking for relaxation, coupled perhaps with light conversation... this isn't a strain that you'd take to the club with you, rather than the strain that you might save for the end of the night. Ultimately, Frozen Black Cherry is a top shelf strain that I'd highly recommend!
9 months ago