Jays_Not_Here_Man

A very fruity, citrus fuel with some good funk! When the jar is open, you can definitely tell! Great flavour and terps, smooth smoke that’s very potent 🤯

I’m about 2 weeks into cure and I couldn’t be happier with out this strain turned out. Super gassy, both in the jar and as you smoke, while having a slight fruity/berry taste on the exhale. There is some earthy funk, thanks to the Kush lineage, but it is not the main terpene here. It is a boosted version of the Pink Kush I remember from years ago ❤️ Nice smooth smoke, even after two weeks in the jar. Wnded up with 172 grams of mostly dense buds with a little bit of larf and trim that will be made into gummies down the road. Overall, for the price, these genetics are fantastic ❤️👊🇨🇦

I’ve got a little over 2 weeks of cure in the jars, and wow, just wow! It is a heavy hitter, I would say for most, a smoke to enjoy at night, or if you don’t mind couch lock, lol. Smooth, diesel smell, with a very earthy undertone, both in the jar and smoked. There is also a slight GMO taste, similar to my garlic cookies… I have the pheno’s jarred and stored separately, and there are some subtle differences, but for the most part, heavy hitting indicas with similar taste and smoke profiles, that make your eyes droop, and your face relax. This is definitely a good forget your aches and pains relief type of smoke. I still have seeds, so these will be making another round in my garden for sure! ❤️🇨🇦👊

After just 3 days of cure I dipped into the jar and had a taste, I was not disappointed. As soon as you open the jar you get sweet candy smells mixed with a pungent funk ! ❤️ when breaking up the bud you get more of the sweet and funk, but an earthy fruit comes out strong as well. The buds are dense, the colas are great, but so are all the satellite golf ball buds. I’m still smoking my cookies from my last run and will wait patiently for at least two weeks for those buds to cure a bit, and the terps to really come out, then I will report back with a full smoke report, but so far, I would run these again 🇨🇦👊❤️ I dried in my big tent using my 6”in-line fan set to remove excess humidity and heat. Stayed pretty consistent at 65 or so degrees, and 60% humidity. They took 11 days, 1 day more than my gorilla cookies. Despite their squat nature, gave me 109 grams of trimmed bud, and about 2 g of kief. These girls are frosty

I’ve just had two joints from this harvest before they finish curing, but I am impressed. The terps are strong, a wave of citrus, pine, earth and florals as you open the jar, but are incredible when broken up. The smoke is potent, but not overwhelming, for me, it would a good daytime smoke. When smoking as a joint, it burns evenly, and creates some serious resin as the joint burns down. I’m leaving these jars for two weeks to cure before I dip into them, and will return with a full smoke report. I had a nice 10 day dry at about 65 degrees and 60% humidity. I’ve got most of it in a 1 gallon jar, and it’s holding steady at 59% without humidity packs. 239 grams of dried trimmed bud, a little over an ounce of trim and about 2.5 grams of kief was collected.

Buds were looking great all the way until the very end, my first sign was at day 5 dry when I looked in and thought I saw a few seeds on the floor of the tent. It was confirmed when I started trimming. All 3 plants had seeded, not a huge amount, but they are within the buds, and a terrible sight to see after 16 weeks. Both tents, all 3 plants seeded. My cookies strain that was occupying the same space, has no seeds, neither tent. Very disappointed with this turn of events to say the least… they were looking soooo good and frosty. I’ve kept the top buds, they seem to have the least, all the rest of it first was trimmed for the kief, and then right to the trash. Way too many seeds. Normally I would say grower error, but if my others had no problems, in Both tents, my instinct says genetics weren’t up to par.

Hard hitting, heavy smoke feeling 💨 just the way I like it. Hits you before you have finished the joint, a nice body feeling, but focuses on the head! I can feel it in my eyes. Heavy, laser focused on whatever task you are completing. For most, I would say this is a night time smoke, but for avid smokers, this is hard hitting even after smoking most of the day. Nice flavour, terps are sweet tasting, almost but not quite fruity, with a gas finish that’s very pleasant. Would recommend this brand and strain to anyone looking for easy to grow, great bud. 👊🇨🇦❤️

Not quite a full smoke report, but I did have a quick taste before they went to the jars. 😎💨 Thick and heady smoke, I rolled with my usual papers, my typical size of joint, and if I have to put it out 1/2 way, then we know we got some good 💨 and this passes the test! This Gelato has a smooth smoke, but still thick and has a sweet taste in the exhale. When smelling the bud in the jar or when breaking it up, there is a sweet smell along with the dank. The inhale to me seems to have a touch of vanilla flavouring… They were dried for 9 days, and into a 1 gallon jar (less burping), but day 2 of cure and they seem to be holding steady at 58% humidity! 😏 Can’t wait to get a true taste after few weeks. I would definitely recommend this strain, and breeder. These Auto’s were Topped at week 4 or 5 ( 1 by accident, the other, might as well) and no signs of herm/seeds. 1 was stunted a bit from overwatering in the first few weeks, but still produced nice golf ball nugs Happy Gardening 🇨🇦❤️🌱😎💨

2 out of 3 have nice hard buds now that that they are dried. The biggest plant was a little looser with the satellite buds, with the exception of the main cola which was dense. Easy to grow, even with me trying out a new nutrient line (Cronk -Bonnie and Clyde) which I would also recommend for Autoflowers, with a Cal/Mag supplement of course. No sign of weirdness or disease, I did not have any issues with powdery mildew or mild of any kind and they were pretty large main colas. These have a good nose, I would call it a fruity skunk, not quite the super pungent skunks of old… but not bad either. I did have a quick taste from a clean bong; and the smoke is earthy with a fruity pungent smell and taste. They dried for 9 days, and are in the Jars curing now ❤️🇨🇦😎💨 Smoke Report: Not the strongest Auto I’ve grown, but It has a great nose every time I open the jar. A nice clean smoke, that’s not too heavy and easy to smoke. I used a 1 gallon jar for the bulk of it, I ended up with 208 grams from the 3 plants. I will use it as a daytime smoke, and keep my stronger more couch lock stuff for the evening ❤️🇨🇦👊

Infamous for its heavy flavor and hard-hitting effects, this bud is a favorite of indica users around the world. Garlic Cookies has a flavor that, like its name suggests, is reminiscent of garlic with a light cookie diesel effect upon exhale. The aroma is very earthy with a heavy diesel overtone that lingers long after you finish toking. The Garlic Cookies high is much like its Girl Scout Cookies parent, with long-lasting effects that hit both mind and body. You'll feel a cerebral lift a few minutes after your last toke that fills you with a sense of euphoria and gives you a mild case of the munchies. Soon after, a warming body high will wash over you, leaving you slightly sedated and sleepy at times. With these effects and its high average THC level, Garlic Cookies is said to be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic pain, appetite loss or nausea, depression, and chronic stress.

Just 1 taste and I know it’s going to be good! Trimmed, and in jars now, 1 pheno was much more dense than the other, but both came out frosty! Dry weight was 112 grams, and about 15 grams of larf and trim that will go to good use later… pungent and kushy! Even after only a couple of days in the jars. Burping regularly, but I’ve ordered some 1 gallon jars ($$$) , dang when did jars get so f’n expensive! Less to burp, more terps in the jars! This strain has much more potential than I produced, and it is still quality smoke. I over watered from the start and stunted it’s potential. Grown fully indoors, with a 7 gallon pot or more, this plant would thrive and would be a favourite for those who love the old school Kush smells…

Big, sticky buds! This strain smells noise straight Limonene and Pinene, with a touch of funk. Harvested July 2, 2022 -67 days from seed to finish. No disease issues, no pest issues, no deficiencies. She was easy to grow with the Indo nutrients line I have been using. Almost a full 10 weeks. I can’t wait to give her a try! 🤤 Drying now in my AC Infinity 2x4 tent with digital controls monitoring the temps and RH- about 67 degrees and 58% RH. Would recommend solely on the ease of growth and yield, and if it smokes/tastes as good as it smells/looks, we should be golden!

Dripping with Resin, stinky like a fruity/ melon/ skunk. Big and dense. I’m days into drying already and they are still not even close! I can’t wait, taking it low and slow, 65 degrees and about 57% RH

Topped, trained, and left alone, they all grew well! I would allow this strain to get some good branching and length before starting the LST. My plant A had some amazing fat nugs, but was super squat. C was left untrained and untopped and will still produce some amazing buds. B looks like the best pheno of them all, nice purples, crazy tricomes, and great structure that will lead to a good haul. They took feedings like a champ, was around the 950 ppm mark almost all the way through, no deficiencies, or abnormalities, just a pleasure to grow. Kept them around the 79-80 range and 45 to 50 % RH. They are smelling strong, Citrus with that skunk smell we all love ❤️. I chopped one Feb . 18 and the other 2 on the 21st. More to come once dried and cured 🌱😎💨

Overall, for my first grow, I’d have to say it went pretty well 🤗 These were clones from a friend who had great results, and was using the same nutrients. The stunted growth in veg was my fault, Ph was out of wack, in the soil and with my feeding. Rookie mistakes. I also didn’t get the BP2500 until 2nd week of flower… again sooo many things I have overcome, learnt from, and will adapt to the next grow! I’m hooked 🤩 I have no idea what this weighs wet, but I will 100% update when dried, trimmed and ready for jars. Much ❤️ and respect to all the Growmie’s out there with encouragement and advice 👊