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Bought because of the fancy look. Zipper isnt good. Maybe slightly above average cheap stuff.

Inspected starting budrot in the Headbud while harvesting her. So I had to threw him away. Dont know why, rh was under 50%, she got loads of wind and fresh air. Maybe its caused by her dense buds , they’re literally like stones. Anyways it was just beginning to develop, hasn’t spread, so it wasn’t that big of a loss. Also I‘ve got one seed grown in her. She grew super super dense, like literally golfballs. She was a pleasure to trimm. Smell is pretty lemony. Will update when dry/cured.

Use with PC TC125, dont know. Expected more for the money. No smell, but its loud, very loud!

Love the hight. Coating is so bright I almost need glasses. Looks nice. Got a few small leaks/holes straight out the box. The door is annoying.

Everything you mix with water I like, the things you mix into soil are a bit unpractical.

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No complaints. Good, cheap lamp for medium space.

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Wonderful plant, fast, looks good and holy moly she stinks. So much in fact I‘d to wear a mask while trimming. It gave me headache, too intense if you smell it for hours. The smell is pretty interesting, she smells like an grapefruit/musky cologne, the direction Acentus and Elysium are. But if you trimm her she smell like meat, I mean really, it smells like salami, like a Beefi. Its kinda offputting but interesting at the same time. The pictures dont judge it, shes got an slightly pinkish glimmer to it. I‘m more into racey highs than couchlock stoned, so I‘ll harvest with most head milky and just a few ambery. Will update when dry/cured. Awesome plant, really, its wonderful! The smell, its hard to describe, the meaty smell is still there, combined with some musky, incensey, tone and slighty touches of rotten mango/pineapple smell. The bagappeal is great aswell, nice compact, spongey buds. The best is the high, good lord, great great stuff, really social, euphoric, happy, rushy high. You cant focus, all those funny things/pictures came in mind, music and colors a joy. I loooove this kinda high! 10/10 for effect. Its pretty strong, scary strong. It hits so hard sativa like, if you bought it u might thought about added chemicals, it’s really a potent rush! So far I‘ve only smoked a few bowl, so cant say that much about taste. What I can say is, the smell translates well into the flavor, it’s quite intense. The smoke smells pretty hazey, incensey, meaty. You can tell someone smokin haze here! Love! Will update.

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Small, but pretty dense and frosty buds. I‘m more into racey highs so I‘ve harvested her with most trichomes milky. Smells like nothing so far. Maybe she smelled a bit kush/mint-tea like while trimming.

Cut her down on Day 66 after 36hrs of darkness. Wonderful plant. Almost looks exactly like their advertisement picture. Super happy with her so far. I was shocked how much „meat“ this little plant had. She is super frosty and smelly. She smells super nice aswell, I get like apricot jam lingering over gas/fuel, not that typical gassynes, more fuel like. Will update when dry/cured.

Chopped her on day 80 after 55hrs darkness. Nice plant, pink trichomes, the pictures dont get it, she’s pinkish/purpleish, heavy yield, frosty buds, nice to trimm. In time. Easy grow. Super dense buds. Light in smell, I get touches of vanilla and gassyness/that cookies weed smell. Will update when dry/cured. -Well she turned out to be a haze… Smells hazy, taste’s hazy, looks hazy, kick’s hazy. Some midsy Amnesia I guess. (Advanced Seeds and 00 Seeds share the same address, Advanced got Amnesia Auto, think I got this. My plant looked nothing like their Oreoz pic, more like their AA…) Im so fucked up, I mean it was a freebie, matter of fact I liked her so much, I bought a 5pack. So what I got/bought now?! The same haze? Now the promised Oreoz? Was the freebie a mislabeled one? Im so pissed about this company! Dont they know what they’re sending out, or‘re they doin this on purpose?! I‘ll never ever buy something again from 00 Seeds or Advanced Seeds nor will I recommend them to anyone. What a mess, 11 Weeks for some freakin Haze, honestly f u! Such a waste of time and energy. I was so happy to be the first to start an review about their new unlisted Oreoz, and now I hoped 3months to get an midsy haze, well done 00 Seeds…well done. That’s advertising gone wrong the baddest way possible. What an bad first impression I got, from their freebie. I mean if I got something to sell I’d give out the best testers possible, to hook as many ad possible. You on the other hand shy people away from you. Pretty dumb businessmove. Im pissed and will never buy again. What a mess, such a frustration. Seems they can’t handle their business or shipping out anything they got and lable them as something „nice“ to hook idiots. Dont even lookin forward anymore to grow them 5 „oreoz“ I bought from them. -If you judge it as an haze, well it’s fairly okay. Even good considering its an auto. Bagappeal is pretty awesome, it got pink trichomes, its frosty, dense, nice color, got some purple, hits good, smells good, gives me my loved racey high. It just not what I expected. Sorry, but I‘m done.

63 days from germination to harvest. Honestly I dont know what to think about her. Mr. Hide Seeds website shows a picture of a plant with red buds and narrow leafs, described beeing 60cm in size, yielding 80-130g per plant in 60days even under the worst conditions. What I actual got was a medium to wide leafed plant growing 60cm (58) in 63 days with reddish leafs, so far so good BUT it looked nothing like the picture, no red buds at all. May it comes with curing but I doubt it. She got topped by the lamp early in flower and is described to build one giant headbud surrounded by smaller ones. I got a wet weight at around 40g resulted in 10g dry bud. Thats at most half of what was promoted and I dont think the headbud would have yielded another 40g. Growhandling: 80% (took all abuses fine, including getting beheaded by the lamp, looked nice, came fast, developed some nice reddish leaves, pretty frosty.) Yield: 15% (see text above) Speed: 100% (was described as 60days, could be harvested at 60days, I chopped her on day 63, so no complains here) Trimmjob: 55% (was ok, nothing ordinary, old school weed as it is) Budstructure: 55% (calyx to leaf ratio was ok, density is good for what it is but its one of those things with some more smaller, tiny brenches inside the nug that accure when grinded up) I will update smoke report once its cured. Update/Smokereport: Its an mild, quite heavy hitting, indica leaning hybrid. The smell is strong in potency but mild scentwise, I get a verry mild non aggressive, sweet, cheesy, skunky, slightly flowery smell with hints of spieces like garlic from it. The taste is pretty mild, I mean really mild. It smokes quite smooth, with the some slight fades of cheese, skunk and some flowers. Typical old skool taste, but ultra mild. Perfect for people who dont like the taste of weed The effects are pretty nice, it lets you melt down, gives you warm cheeks and an nice relaxed and happy mood. I really enjoy the effects late in evening before going to sleep. No hangover though. Taste: 55% (its mild +for that, but so mild, its almost like inhaling air, reminds me of those flavoured waters.I got some sweet, cheesy skunk, with slightest hints of spices like garlic from it) Smell: 60% (its strong but very very mild scentwise. I get some sweet, slighty cheesy, flowery skunk from it. I like the cheesieness, orther than that its just not my type of scent. The opposite of an pissy haze or gassy cali for example.) Effect: 80% (great stuff for me going to sleep, nice bodyhigh with great mood. Very nice hybrid effect.) Bagappeal: 75% (its pretty frosty, old school nugs, hardness is good for what it is. Overall its pretty bright green weed almost white like the old white things like white widdow,white rhino to give you an idea.) Potency: 75% (the hit comes hard and heavy but fades out a bit faster, its described having around 18% thc, I see it around this number aswell, 16-18% would be my guess.) Comes out to a total of: 65%