Purple Haze Auto just blew my mind (and my grow box) with its unbelievable resilience.
Let's be honest, I put this little lady through the ringer. Stress test? More like a stress vacation! All because I wanted to see if she could handle focusing all her energy into one epic bud. Well, guess what? She didn't just handle it, she thrived on it!
This Purple Haze Auto soaked up the Plagron nutrients like a champ, transforming that extra TLC into a frost-covered yeti monster of a bud! Seriously, this thing is massive. We're talking legendary proportions.
Now, the real question: how does it taste? Stay tuned, growmies! Taste test is incoming next week, and I have a feeling it's gonna be out of this world! Purple Haze Auto, you've earned a permanent spot in my grow hall of fame! :fist:
Alright, growmies, buckle up for the grand finale of the Purple Haze saga! This ain't your average taste test, oh no. This is a one-way ticket to Flavourtown, with a heavily armed detour through the Trippyverse. Let's dive in!
Taste: First things first, the flavour. Imagine the sweetest, most fruity banana you've ever encountered. Now crank it to eleven. That's the Purple Haze on the tongue, a tropical firework that explodes like a supernova on your taste buds.
High: Now, hold on tight, because this is where things get seriously wild. This high hits you like a freight train to the forehead. Fast, strong, and with a decidedly trippy edge. I went in expecting your classic old-school stoner vibe, but this lady took me on a whole different adventure. "Dazed and confused" is definitely the motto here. Thoughts are slipping away like smoke signals, replaced by a whoosh of pure, unadulterated trippiness. Its intense!
Pro Tip: Don't attempt multitasking on this one. Things get intensely focused, with zero room for distractions. My vision went a little schwimmy (blurry), but hey, who needs perfect eyesight when you're this euphoric?
The Verdict: Zamnesia's Purple Haze Auto is a mind-blowing experience for seasoned smokers and newbies alike. Just be prepared for a wild ride that's as trippy as it is tasty. This strain is a true champion, and I, for one, am a converted believer!
Stay tuned for more epic grow adventures, and until next time, happy growing, growmies! High fives all around!
8 months ago