Barney's Farm #23

This turned out very nice. With all of the powdery mildew issues, I'm pleased with the outcome. It is seriously some kick your ass weed. It makes me stupid, its really for relaxing and doing nothing. Its really good. And taste is f**king delicious. So you can say I'm happy.

Harvested her at day 66 she has dried for 8 days. Would really like to have given her one more week, but I got mold in almost all my plants because of very high humidity for weeks. Haven’t smoked her yet so I will add smoke report and taste later.

I would qualify this one as a calmer, it helps to concentrate/focus. Gets you sleepy when wearing off. Taste is flowery with earthy undertones even though it's too early to tell cause it has to cure for few weeks. Plants grew vigorously with short internodes and can easily double in size while stretching in flowering. The smell of it is not easy to qualify but is smooth. Thanks to Barney's for this one!

Had fun growing her, especially the end, but the result is a heartbreaker. I have gotta review and figure out what I did wrong. This pheno didnt have nearly the density as the last grow. Or I goofed it out of her somehow. Anyway, the structure is nice but more like a hybrid. Of course the high is as expected from a hard hitting indica. Its onset is immediate and soon the couch is glued to your ass. Ended up with 92g dry including the broken top and samples but officially 86g. Both are those make no sense. Main tops were manicured but the rest has a 70s vibe. Thanks for the love in this grow but I am taking a couple weeks off to regroup to come back better prepared. Happy Grows.

I think the excessive heat here has ruined them, plants were dying and had very few trichomes and no smell. First time so next one's will hopefully be better. No bad words to say about the strain though, would have been very big. Had to give a rating so 10 it is haha.

This was a very easy grow. Harvested a bud a week early. Even uncured it has undertones of a kush taste. Earthy and lemon after taste. Great smoke.

Very relaxing. Complete body on a warm comfortable sensation. I also got some laughing too. Overall is a very nice smooth high good for any time of the day.

This was my first ever grow and the plant took a lot of abuse. High temps, forgetting to remineralize RO water, forgetting to PH... if it could go wrong, it did. That being said, I think my yield was still excellent. I had zero issues with pests, mildew, rot, etc. Temperatures were well into the mid-eighties before I got an AC for the room and the plant showed no signs of stress. I would highly recommend this strain to new growers like myself. Luckily I have another seed!

The plant was harvested a little early (It could still have gone for another week or two, I think) due to a planned trip so what I've sampled so far--and mind you that it has NOT been cured at this point--was a little more sativa-esque than I was expecting. Hopefully curing will tone that down a little. It's still very enjoyable, but it's a little too head-racy for my tastes at the moment.

Very nice smoke! It left me giggly and positive, and all in all in a super positive mood. This might also be the makers enjoyment of savoring my own produce, but the smoke was good, and extremely potent.

Grew amazingly seeing as I just popped the seed in some potting mix and gave it nutrients once, the plant itself was short but the bud density is amazing as is the smell.

Does not like being re-potted , this was a major 1st set back as I almost lost her . But it is a plant that likes to fight back

Browsing the first weeks I’m quite pleased with the outcome and beyond excited to grow 8 Ball again. Her ability to fight through my mistakes is as amazing as the sugary rock flowers. I’ve sampled her one day off and then today as she hit the jar. Taste is already coming through with that infamous Kush delight with earthy notes. The high is immediate and heavy on the couch. But I love a zombie indica at night. Definitely recommend this to anyone who’ll listen.

Medium range high, decent taste, mild on the throat. I will update when the THC tester I ordered in January comes in (Tcheck 2, manufacturing problems delaying delivery)

Even without giving her a solid veg she produced some fantastic flowers. Heavy kush aroma the final week and through the hang. Buds are not too dense but firm and sticky. And the sampling was quite nice. Quick cerebral rush that makes you look up and realize that’s enough for now lol. Then into nice but not too heavy couch comfort. Made the Purple Punch next to her embarrassed. Next time I’ll let her get bushy and keep the hell inside. Yield is shameful this grow but the flowers make it all better.

Very appreciated for its taste of hash of charas, very sweet and of maximum quality, a chocolate made in a different way in India. Very relaxing effect when smoking, rubbing the narcotic, leaves any smoker totally relaxed and surrounded by a feeling of enveloping pleasure.
Sativa / Indica: 30/70%

These plants grew themselves really I'm real sorry but I didn't really get many pics of the take down n all that as I've been so busy packing up for my move I was doing it all in-between it's been hectic lool!!! Anyway I've put a few up of the pile hung for 7 days n been cursing for just over a week now!!! The buds are rock solid n I mean rock solid, stink to high heaven and sticky as hell, even tho these were triple cheese I think the blue side came through alot which is great really!! The weight I got from these 4 girls at 60 days roughly is 482 grams!!!! I'm over the moon with that as none of it is pop corn due to the training!!! I'm Gona give it a couple more weeks cureing but the bits I've sampled are fantastic lovely taste smell n high it's hard to get in in the blunt due to the stickyness had to scrape it from my fingers lol anyway guy that's it for a while n I'm sure once I get settled I'll be doing some more diary's with you guys I love it here being able to share with everyone, take care guys thanks for watching n I'll see you soon!!! Peace

Harvested the Peyote Cookies at day 53 into flower. very sticky and pungent skunky/deisel aroma when clipping, just the stickyest of sticky.. Once dried smelled very pungent/skunky/deisel and tasted very earthy and smooth. cured for a few days now and already it is some very potent bud. smells of very pungent, skunky/deisel. It's high creaps up on you, first giving you a nice body buzz then works it's way into your mind and gives you a nice mind haze.. giggly even... it's a whole body/mind buzz that demands food....lol just an amazing strain, one of the best I've grown and smoked hands down

The dry is complete, and the numbers are . . . 456g dried!!!

*7 days of drying attached to the stem; put into jars when stems snapped cleanly + outside dry

I am extremely happy with the outcome. I was estimating around 250g dried, but to get just under 1.2g/watt with my US$70 light as well as only having 3/5 of the space as green canopy, I am shocked to be honest. Ecstatic, but shocked. SLH came in at 210g (208g on the scale, 2g was used for testing purposes), UH#1 with a strong 239 (236g on the scale, 3g used for testing purposes ), and the two runts made 7g.

The Utopia Haze . . . she was a delight to grow! UH#1 germinated within 24 hours, and never stopped her pace! She grew vigorously , handled training very well + LST + HST, works well under a SCRG net, and her growth pattern is quite spread out and uniform, which again is ideal for a SCROG. She could take the recommended dose of nutrients and more, and wasn’t even phased by a small root aphid outbreak. She did hermie, but it’s definitely my fault: I had the lights too close as well as letting the temps drop too low. She definitely likes a warmer environment (the SLH didn’t hermie, but she seemed to like the cold). The other UH were runts; again, my fault not the genetics. They somehow became “root bound” and stopped growing. Only after an aggressive transplant did they start to grow again, so it’s not the genetics. Trying the smoke after the dry, and as to be expected from non cured weed: not really much happens in terms of flavor and aroma lol. She does have an intense, sweet-mint smell to her already though, which I am looking forward to enjoying after a 4 week cure. Even with all the trouble I gave her, she put out 239g of dried bud so I am pleased with her. Clones are in place, so I will improve on her and fully get the most out of these genetics!

I rate Utopia Haze 8/10: grows fast, highly disease and mold resistant, high yielder, delicious smell, amazing growth structure, can hermie if stressed too much, will outgrow your space unless you train.

(Technically it’s 486 as 30g of dried larf + trim was processed for dabs, but I thought not to include it overall).

Very easy growing strain and with the proper lights and schedule i think i could have exceeded the 1,1 kg wet weight. The 1.1 kg is 70%-80% pure bud the leaves and pop corn buds have been removed to do oil with them.

Cookies Kush was a pleasure and hassle free to grow. Both plants grew vigorously during veg and produced a lot of hard dense nugs in flower.....This strain is quite resistant to high humidity ( 80% humidity during the night)...No signs of mold!