Given the plethora of strains quickly saturating the cannabis market, breeders are faced with the need to innovate breeds with superior qualities. A great example of which is Bruce Banner x Mochalope. Sometimes referred to as Bruce Starbucks or Coffee Bruce, this limited-edition hybrid is borne from crossing the highly potent Bruce Banner with the tantalizingly aromatic Mochalope.The effects of Bruce Banner - a Sativa-dominant hybrid - are far from its meek and unassuming namesake. In fact, its monster-size buds that pack ridiculously potent levels of THC can be more accurately attributed to the Incredible Hulk. It is no mystery how it produces an intense cerebral high that settles into a euphoric and creative buzz. After which, a mellow relaxation accompanied by various therapeutic effects follow. Meanwhile, its OG Kush and Strawberry Diesel heritage are most evident in the sweet, earthy, and diesel-y aroma it exudes.On the other hand, Mochalope - an Indica dominant hybrid - is most known for its dessert-like flavor and aroma. It fills the room with the tantalizing scent of chocolate and coffee and quite predictably, it tastes like mocha with a sweet and spicy aftertaste. Apart from such delectable nuances, Mochalope is also coveted for its resinous buds, stellar THC levels, and profoundly relaxing effects.With such outstanding parentage, Bruce Banner x Mochalope took the cannabis community by storm with the quintessential genes it inherited. Not only is it incredibly flavorsome and aromatic, but it also delivers a well-balanced Sativa and Indica high that energizes the mind and relaxes the body. On top of that, it can also be used for remedying various ailments because of its potent medicinal properties.However, notwithstanding its exceptional traits, Bruce Banner x Mochalope is still a limited-edition strain, so its cuts and seeds are usually hard to come by. But now, there is no need to look further as Homegrown Cannabis Co. offers it as part of its carefully curated catalog of top-shelf feminized seeds.Growing Bruce Banner x MochalopeCultivating this coffee-scented “hulk” is far from difficult. Thanks to its far-tracing Afghanistan ancestry, it is quite resilient to problems that plague most strains. It can also typically tolerate slight mistakes and neglect brought by inexperience in handling cannabis plants. As such, it can be easily cultivated by experts and beginners alike.Bruce Banner x Mochalope exhibits almost balanced genetics, although it tends to lean slightly on the Indica side. The combination of the tall and lanky Sativa characteristics with the bushy and compact stature of Indica resulted in a medium-sized plant standing at around 90 to 120 cm tall. It thrives in both indoor and outdoor gardens though it needs ample vertical space when grown indoors. Otherwise, the grow lights might scorch the foliage once it stretches. Meanwhile, if grown outdoors with a temperate climate and ample sunlight, this hybrid could reach its maximum height and productivity.This plant’s height can be managed through the Screen of Green technique. Such methods are not only beneficial for inducing lateral growth, but it could also boost the yields by exposing more budding sites to the light source. The choice of substrate would also substantially affect its attributes. Most growers prefer setting it up in a hydroponics system for faster growth and bigger yields. However, using organic soil is deemed best for boosting the terpene profile.Granted, Bruce Starbucks has a high bud-to-leaf ratio, so it is quite easy to manicure. However, since its buds tend to be incredibly dense, it tends to be prone to mold attacks in stagnant conditions. As such, there must be adequate ventilation in the grow space at all times.After 8 to 9 weeks of flowering, expect to yield an above-average harvest of chunky and resinous buds brimming with THC and terpenes.Fragrance and FlavorThis hybrid gained the moniker “Bruce Starbucks” because of its mouthwatering aroma reminiscent of freshly brewed espresso beans with a dash of cocoa and hint of earthiness. Flavor-wise, Bruce Banner x Mochalope nicely balances the sweet taste of chocolate and bitterness of coffee. It also leaves a smooth, earthy aftertaste that lingers pleasantly in the palate.EffectsThe combined effects of Bruce Banner’s intense cerebral high and Mochalope’s profoundly relaxing body stone emanates a balanced and sublime sensation. Every hit of this hybrid packs a powerful punch of euphoria that uplifts the mood and energizes the mind to venture in creative thoughts. However, it is one of those “head-in-the-clouds” kind of high that gradually fogs up the mind. As such, it is not advisable to use on a busy day.Another reason why it is best relished right before bedtime is that the initial euphoric buzz gradually transitions into a relaxing and sleep-inducing body high. Courtesy of its Indica genetics, Bruce Starbucks packs an equally potent and soothing sensation that spreads throughout the body - starting from the head down to the limbs. Resistance is futile as the wave of blissful yet heavy sedation engulfs the tired and tensioned muscles. Eventually, this pleasantly lethargic feeling would lull the senses to a deep and peaceful slumber - thus, making Bruce Banner x Mochalope a one-of-a-kind “feel-good” strain that wipes away a day’s worth of weariness.However, as with most cannabis strains, it also induces minor side effects such as cottonmouth, bloodshot and dry eyes, as well as mild dizziness. Sidestepping these symptoms are quite impossible as it is the body’s natural response to cannabinoids. However, it can be mitigated by staying well hydrated throughout the session. Bouts of paranoia and anxiety may also ensue, but it is often rare and preventable by sticking to lower doses.MedicalThe trichome-rich buds of this hybrid house a whole slew of medicinal benefits that could be used to mitigate a wide range of psychological and physiological ailments. To illustrate, the THC and terpenes it contains are known for its anxiolytic, anti-depressant, anti-stress, analgesic, anti-emetic, and anti-inflammatory properties. And given the fact that Bruce Banner x Mochalope’s therapeutic effects are fast-acting and long-lasting, this makes it all the more suitable as an alternative medication. Even better, it does not bear life-threatening side effects as most prescription drugs do.Akin to light at the end of a long and dark tunnel, this hybrid’s inherent mood-enhancing and anti-depressant properties serve as a beacon of hope for those afflicted with depression. It works wonders by stimulating the production of serotonin - thereby correcting neurotransmitter imbalances. This then leads to an uplifted and euphoric state of mind that washes away feelings of emptiness and loneliness. The anxiolytic properties work the same way; except that this time, the calm it induces drives away the constant dread and trepidation caused by anxiety in mental disorders such as PTSD, generalized anxiety disorder, social phobia, and panic disorder.This strain’s immensely relaxing sedation is also useful for easing stress. After all, it effectively releases the tension ingrained in tired muscles - thereby proving to be an excellent remedy for soothing fatigue from the daily grind.Bruce Banner x Mochalope is also an excellent remedy for patients ailing from pains of all kinds and severity. Its potent and enduring analgesic properties could relieve mild pains such as headaches to more severe and debilitating ones such as in neuropathic pain (i.e., multiple sclerosis). The same could be said for its anti-inflammatory properties. This makes it the go-to strain of people with problems such as rheumatoid arthritis. Lastly, chemotherapy patients may immensely benefit from this hybrid’s anti-emetic features that stifle nausea and vomiting.Feminized Bruce Banner x Mochalope SeedsBruce Banner x Mochalope’s stable and legendary lineage is evident in its stellar THC levels, well-balanced effects, alluring scent, luscious flavor, and ease of cultivation. With all these superior qualities, this hybrid is bound to redefine the definition of dank bud if not for its elusiveness. Opportunely, Homegrown Cannabis Co. now offers feminized Bruce Banner x Mochalope seeds. In as little as 8 to 9 weeks, home growers of all skill levels could harvest moderate to heavy yields of this incredibly resinous and sought-after buds; thus, making it possible to relish all its goodness to the heart’s content.
