Crudebeer

Strap in and get ready for a wild ride with Crudebeer, a strain that doesn’t play by the rules. Born from the rowdy genetics of Rudeboy OG and the smooth operator Vanilla White, Crudebeer is here to make some noise. This strain is for the rebels, the outlaws, and anyone looking to turn the volume up on their cannabis experience. With a name like Crudebeer, you know you’re in for something strong, bold, and unapologetically in-your-face. Aroma & Flavour: Crudebeer hits your senses like a barroom brawl. The aroma is a heady mix of dank earthiness and sharp citrus notes, courtesy of its Rudeboy OG parent, combined with a creamy vanilla sweetness that smooths out the edges, but just barely. Expect a flavor explosion that’s part rugged, part refined—like sipping a cold beer with a shot of whiskey on the side, followed by a sweet vanilla chaser. It’s gritty, it’s smooth, and it’s a flavor profile that demands attention. Effects: Crudebeer doesn’t mess around. The high comes on strong and fast, delivering a rush of euphoria that’ll have you feeling like the life of the party. As the initial head buzz settles, a wave of relaxation kicks in, loosening up those muscles and melting away stress. But don’t get too comfortable—Crudebeer’s effects are unpredictable and can keep you on your toes, making it the perfect strain for wild nights and unexpected adventures. Plant & Growth: This strain grows with the same swagger it smokes with. Crudebeer plants are tough, resilient, and ready to take on any environment, whether you’re growing indoors or out. The buds are dense and frosty, with a rugged look that’s all about function over form. Flowering in around 8-9 weeks, Crudebeer rewards growers with a hefty yield of sticky, potent buds that pack a punch. Grow Difficulty: Outdoor: 2 (Easy) | Indoor: 2 (Easy) Leaf Type: Classic Cannabis Leaf Plant Size: M – L | Up to 180 cm Flavour & Aroma: Dank earth, citrus, creamy vanilla, bold THC | CBD: 22-28% | Low Effect: Euphoric, Relaxed, Wild Flowering: 8-9 Weeks Estimated Yield: XL | 500-600 g/m² Environment: Indoor | Outdoor Genetics: Rudeboy OG x Vanilla White Genes: Indica Dominant Sex: Feminized Seeds