Fastbuds Meme Video Contest

I thought of it fungus gnats 😡 but I've already started deratization with nimba oil 😉 who helped me last time.

Tag 46: Ist leider etwas zu groß geworden für meine Box 😬

Harvest time for amnesia lemon haze. Intense lemon smell, tall stretchy girl with big sticky buds! While her height almost became an issue, she managed to finish with minimal light stress and just a few signs of foxtailing. Will update in 7-10 days with initial smoke and dry weight. Thanks for tuning in to this grow 👽🌳🔥💚 Update - 79 grams dried, minus a couple grams for the smoke test. Buds have a lemon smell and a lemon fruit flavor when smoked.

Didn’t manage to get a pic of all my autos this week cos we were in a rush. Will take pics of every strain on the weekend. Crazy smells coming of these plants now and they are getting very frosty. Will start feeding bottled nutes to make the most out of them.

Looking happy and healthy, fastbuds autoflowers in a living soil bed 8th run in same old soil.

11/12 start of week 3 of flower hoping she is done stretching cus I'm out of room when it comes to height. Gave all the goodies plus added Fulpower and molasses 11/15 stretching seems to have stopped. Dropped humidity and raised vpd to stay around 1.5 super cropped the main top to be more level with all the side branches that are pretty uniform and cranked ppfd to the tallest top to 1000 ppfd

12/12 + 123 jours Vu qu’il y a 16 plantes mais que sur growdiaries on ne peut mettre que 8 variétés j'ai divisé en 2 diaries pour le bas de la tente 1️⃣ 🏠 90x60x90 ☀️ FC-E 4800 => puissance a 60% 🍁 Black Bomb / Philosopher Seed Amnesia Lemon / PEV Seeds Amnesia Lemon /PEV Seeds Blueberry / PEV Seeds Blueberry / 00 Seeds = 17g Wappa / Paradise Seed = 11g Dark Phoenix / Green House Seed Quick Sherbet / Exotic Seeds = 14,5 Mango Cream / Exotic Seeds Banana Frosting / Sensi Seed = 11g Hindu Kush / Sensi Seed Mix 1 / Sweet Seed = 26,5g Mix 2 / Sweet Seed = 15g Mix 3 / Sweet Seed = 22,5g Mix 4 / Sweet Seed = 📎 https://growdiaries.com/diaries/122084-grow-journal-by-soosan 📎https://growdiaries.com/diaries/124052-grow-journal-by-soosan 2️⃣ 🏠 30x60x50 ☀️TS1000 => 100w = 54g 🍁 Quick Sherbet - Exotic Seed = 12g Quick Sherbet - Exotic Seed = 12g Quick Sherbet - Exotic Seed = 17,5g Quick Sherbet - Exotic Seed = 12,5g 📎 https://growdiaries.com/diaries/122080-grow-journal-by-soosan

I think the stretch is going to start now. All are in bloom and developing OK. Leaves are drooping a bit too much for my taste and due to the bushy growth are quite overlapping. But I'll from now just let them grow and try to do as little as possible.. Which is incredibly hard. Sometimes I just sit 10 mins staring at my girls,smelling their scent and being thankful that I don't have to fear being locked up for growing a fucking plant 😄

My first coco grow...2 plants Well one of the plants became a tree🤭 1. northern light auto untopped in spider farmer tent 150x150 cm (5×5) with Aptus nutrients...this one goes out of control...let see if I can repeat this crazyness 2. northern light auto topped in spider farmer tent 70x70 cm and mainly TA nutrients Nutrients mentioned above are for NL topped (2.) in smaller tent (pictures follow) NL untopped (F-MILF) got this week the following: Aptus Topbooster 6 drops/l Aptus P-boost 12 drops/l Aptus K-boost 6 drops/l Aptus regulator 3 drops/l Aptus All in one 0.6 ml/l Aptus CaMg 0.6 ml/l TA Silicate 0.4g/l For tree days got (installed self-watering): Plagron Coco A 2.2 ml/l Plagron Coco B 2.2 ml/l Aptus K-boost 6 drops Xpert CalMg 2 ml/l (better for self watering (more fluent), the other Aptus solution leaves too much residues) Next two weeks completely self watering (2 weeks off)

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This week a few different things happened . 1. After I flushed to remedy all purple stems Runtz & Zkittlez developed deformed leaf sets. The runts leaf set didn’t form on 1 side of the vein. The Zkittlez formed leaf sets with a missing finger . Instead of the being 5 fingers on the 3rd set there were 4 fingers . 2. Day #10 plants looked really sad & droopy the leaves of my plants where pointing downward & the 1st set of serrated leaves began to yellow . 3. To rectify the “super soil” dropping the PH of the water I fed the girls I purchased some PH UP & experimented with a few cups of my soil & found if I put in water at 9.5PH the “Super Soil” balanced out at 6.5 . My tap water PH is about 7.5 with a 200ppm (yes , yes, I know , tell me about it) if I put regular tap water in my soil drops it to a 5.1 -5.3 which led to the purple stems in the 1st week. Granted I’m kinda working backwards to work with what I have in order to utilize my investments it’s a means to an end I suppose BUT I AM OPEN TO SENSIBLE THOUGHT OUT ADVICE THANKS. 4. Day #11 I transplanted all the girls into full strength super soil . If I hadn’t had to flush i could have held out another week tops in my solo cups . I could have gotten to atleast the 6th maybe 7th node before transplanting into full strength soil. Currently I’m at the 4th node & noticing slight canoeing of the leaves . This is my first grow in this “supersoil” also my 1st time mixing my own amendments to make said “supersoil” so for the time being I’ll just keep an eye on it & hope the plant establishes quickly enough to be able to consume the quantities of nutrients in this soil THUS my generous generous use of Mykos . Today makes 2 weeks for Runtz & #1 GDP the the remaining 4 are at day #13. I’m still hoping by day 16 I can start LST’ing . All but 1 or 2 of the girls have began growing secondary shoots along the nodes so I’m getting more an more excited . I’m just envisioning the plants I want to have until it comes to fruition. I am by no means an expert I’m not even a reasonably decent grower . Out of the 3 runs I’ve done so far only one produced smokable poor quality buds . Each time spawning more research & a tweak to the setup . THIS TIME I AM CALM COOL & COLLECTED as I’ve ever been & have my eyes set on a lofty yield of high quality buds I’m aiming to get a QP p/plant but honestly I want to push them to get a HP p/plant . Which sounds like I’m in Narnia NeverLand with such high expectations .. I’ll just shoot for the starts & if I land on the moon instead I’ll be happy with that as long as the end results in me being high . Week 2 in the books 📚

This week bud getting bigger and fatten up

The first plant makes 20 gr. , the second one 55 gr. Now in curing with boveda 62%. The plants created a lot of smell during the end of flowering and the drying process.

She is starting to getting fat, at the begginning of this week, it was raining, but in the middle of the week, sunny days are appearing, and she is loving it, drastically increased eating levels, in 1-2 days, lower leaves started to yellow, but i noticed soon and gave a good dose with 4ml/l Top BLoom + some carbohydrates, Top Candy 2ml/l, and now she is lovin it. That purple colours appearing...no words... Simply a blessing, even more beautiful :D Last videos are about what i think are Chemtrails, like ie said before, the week started with rainy days, but when the sun came, this kind of biodegradable material appeared again like it is usual, it could be identified as spiderwebs if you dont look closer, but when you touch it is like soap and disappears... Guys and Ladies, let me know what you think if you want to stick a comment :) Take Care GD !!!

Day 1 of flo, description in OG Kush Diary, I'm really curious about this bush. I think I will taste great from what people told me it'd been really good for making some wax also, I like how I managed that canacopy I know I can do better but it's my first time trying this actually... I'm kinda beating myself up because I wanted a bit longer branching but next time I think I will try doing this with all 4 of my plants just because I like how it looks Day 3: sorry to see that beautiful bushy structure having to come off, I enjoyed looking at it but time to give those bigger buds some space and give the plant some energy to the top so I'm removing all unnecessary small little branching to increase the airflow etc.. I enjoy working on my plants. Day 4: flo so I managed to get rid of most of the bush and alot more of the plant has opened up, I removed mostly smaller branches and let the bigger ones stay just to see how I can further improve this In future and what to look for. I could watch all the videos I want but without a 1st hand experience it's always just a theory , there's always room for improvement every grow in my opinion. 8 Feburary Update: I flushed all 3 with some water and fed 10ml of each a and b + additives they responded very well soon on day 7 I'm planning to start giving them more bloom nutrients after flushing the medium just a little once more so I can really push it and make sure my ppm is high enough without too much salt buildup, for that I will be using cal mag water followed up by final dose of grow a + B with some big bud I'm trying to avoid that saltbuildup at all costs here as this is my first grow in 7 Years here in Germany 🇩🇪😁, btw the water quality here is so much better than in Ireland... I gotta be careful with pests alot living on the bottom floor, thing is a nightmare...

Tolle Pflanze die so gut wie keine Probleme gemacht hat. Bei rel. Luftfeuchte von 35-40% unter anderem aus Angst vor Schimmel war auf einigen Sonnensegeln Mehltau zu finden durch regelmäßiges absammeln der Blätter aber kein Problem.

20/02/2025 Week 4 While i have been figuring out these ratios; i feel i have wasted nearly 2months. Never mind though; comparison is the thief of joy. It is what it is; getting my panties in a twist and worked up isnt worth the agro. No speed run this time round. Never mind. 21/02/202"4 Lights Off Freaky Pablo l growing very slow! 21/02/2025 Lights On! Deffolled Fractual Geometry mixed in a bit of Factual Attomimy; makes it all fit together like a Factory Alignment on to me. PARDON? exactly nobody says anything 🙄 😒 21/02/202"4 Midday! 3-4days I'll transplant to 10l pots then 20l for flower 🌼 To be quite frank; the proper vegging starts now! Teresa Palmer 22/02/2025 Lights On! Deffolled "The Teresa Palmer Experiments" 2:22 maybe? Another film called "The Identity" both actresses star in it. AKA - Freaky P 🤪 reinvigorated and reimaged. Will be splashing her with some Magic MarkerxZZTOP pollen towards the end of her flower 🌼" - shame in real life shes a keeper! 😜 Why call her Teresa Palmer? Because i wanna nail her lol jokes aside 🤣 'It's her second name Palmer'? "When I'm smoking Palm trees I feel a calm breeze Every time my palm leaves ^Get it? Like the blonde b!tch!" -Em I can't remember what film but there is a film with "Teresa Palmer" or was it that girl of "Heroes" the blonde cheerleader 🤔 i can't remember for they look kinda identical. "Hayden Panettiere" thats her. Weird but wonderful DNA floating about Hollywood. They all look similar. DNA repeats in my eyes. Anyways she's called the "The Teresa Palmer Experiment" Because she had "Magic Maker White Stains on her jeans from breeding i assume. Long story short - Hollywood DNA Experiments. Let's add in some Mutant Genetics to stir the pot! I wanna' palm her and mark her lol MarkerxZZTOP 23/02/2025 Lights Off! Defolled and a little LST Lil VT to show the Roots progression! "Sprayed walls with h202 6% inside of tent and turned on the humidifier outside ofWW1 the tent with 10ml of 3% to 8L" Also did a Lite spray of hyaluronic acid mixed in the water should help with faster exorbitant The Cuttings 12%HP! Sprayed on Cuttings walls "no direct contact" i made sure I wasn't baked this time round 😉 no HP burn marks on my hands 😀 because I wear gloves now! I know it's know i am a genuine genius. Not this has all been done before. Nothing new under the sun my buddies! "I have a stupid obsession with Teresa Palmer at this moment in time" - aye behave i know what you are thinking@ jackfrost 24/02/2025 Lights On Shapron! Lights Off! High stress training or Twisted and disabled for 5 days to recover she'll need. 25/02/2025 Light On! Camera action 🎬 👌 Midday deffolled! Now I let them all be to grow up! Switching to 10L buckets tomorrow Light Increased to 420watts! 35dli 26/02/2025 Midday The last of the training. Time to let then veg it out and relax! Lights OuT!!! Removed all old growth and left just the stems. Covered them all with domes and sprayed inside with h202 3% and sprayed them with 0.5% hyaluronic acid in distilled water 💧 Lights will come back on full power! 630watts; will follow this Shedule for 3/5days! New growth! TF will need to be equivalent with more domes as she's opens up. "I said to my therapist 2yrs ago jokingly; that' I'll have all my problem's sorted when the planets align!: Don't you just hate it' when you are really in a 'TV Show' and it cuts off for a break right at the end just before the ending credits; to comeback after the break to run the credits then run another break! I love beeing pour runny honey 🍯 just to save money! Meaning: I don't really subscribe to scription because they always get you at the start with 3months free trial and you can cancel anytime. Every 3yrs Amazon's gives you 3months free trail for 'Prime' Well Amazon' ain't my problem it's the deaf PlutoTV I put on for background noise and I really get into the True Crime' shows. Jesus Christ lad! Whom ARE you arguing with! I just re-read and it says I qoate " :Don't you just hate it' when you are really in a 'TV Show'" haha When you are really in a TV Show what like Trueman 👍 no no like your life! We get to watch all this back apparently......aannnnnd I am really into your wife! 😉 haha "Dude you could of just edited that! I could of! Butter i didn't cook the cookies in the oven but in the air cooker! Talk about "taking the crunch too far" it's all this pressure 😫 and me treating my mental illnesses! Yeah illnesses! We are all f'ing ill! "Time for a 5day break!" - have a kitkat 😍 See what i did there! Time for a short reses To "the slabb" website to order boozy chocolates 🍫 "Order out of chaos always happens it's the drfine laW!" What's these "Teresa Palmer Experiments" supposed to be proving? 'Atm..Nothing absolutely 💯 nothing' but soon the answers will come and it'll all slot into place once I figure this out to how far i can push the plants. The answers in finding the most efficient feed/money for the fastest growth. Plus it's all a bit of fun in it! We're all professionals "who's to say" 😉 God's plants are Our Zzplant? the government stance to protect the youngsters rants. I danced before I could crawl. Lol