Holy F#@k

Green Dot Labs’ Holy F#@k is a no-nonsense showcase of the brand’s breeding program, a balanced hybrid built by crossing Sex on the Beach with Halo. The result opens with a Pina Colada-meets-gas palate: ripe pineapple and soft cream ride over a fuel-forward base, finishing with a peppery diesel flicker. On paper and in the jar, Holy F#@k slots as a 50/50 hybrid; most flower lots hover around 20% THC with trace CBD, and a limonene-led terp stack supplies the tropical brightness while caryophyllene and myrcene add depth. The high tends to spark quickly, nudging focus and creativity before settling into a content, snack-inspiring cruise that rarely feels heavy. Buds cure dense, resin-packed, and loud, a visual echo of the strain’s ultra-aromatic profile. As a GDL Original, Holy F#@k appears in small-batch Black Label Flower releases and house-made extracts, but the flower tells the story best: modern tropical dessert notes fused with classic Colorado gas. With parents as flavorful as Sex on the Beach and as assertive as Halo, Holy F#@k captures both sides — playful fruit and unapologetic punch — without becoming one-note. Credit to Green Dot Labs for a cross that tastes like vacation and roars like a hotrod, all in one perfectly trimmed nug.