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Monkey Grease
Kannabia Seed Company
Growing it
Easy
Resistance
Neutral
Growing experience - 10 Smell - 7 Taste - 10 Effects - 10 Spectacularity - 8 I loved growing this variety, the plants have a very adorable character. Easy to grow, need enough nutes, don't be stingy. Smells very pungent, also very biological, like a monkey maybe haha. The buds are super dense and frosty, so you get a lot of tasty terps here. Tastes very surprising! Like sweet but luxurious sweet, definitely nougat, and also chocolate but very mild milky chocolate. It needs a cure!! Sends you to sleep easily. At first it's calming and relaxing and then you're gone. My appetite is definitely fueled by these flowers.
The Outcome
Week 15
Harvest
What's on the scales?
201
gram
ounce
Bud dry weight
What's on the scales?
996
gram
ounce
Bud wet weight
Harvested
2
Number of plants harvested
Grow Room
0.98
ft²
Grow Room size
0.63
g / watt
205.1
g / m²
100.5
g / plant
2.04
plant / m²
326.53
watt / m²
Tastes like
Chocolate
Pungent
Sweet
Feels like
5% Sativa 95% Indica

Positive effects

Hungry
Relaxed
Sleepy

Negative effects

Dry mouth

Medical effects

Insomnia
Pain
Reviews. Nutrient
Fat and dense buds, strong terps, healthy plants, checks all the boxes! Easy to use and easy to adjust to different strains and environments. I'd recommend Living Organics and Bigfruits with nearly every other line you use.
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SlowpokeFuegobud SlowpokeFuegobud
2 years ago
🐒 🍌 🌴🐒 🍌 🌴🐒 🍌 🌴🐒 🍌 🌴🐒 🍌 🌴🐒 🍌 🌴🐒 🍌 🌴 So here we are! (sniff) ❤️ That was a fun grow! 🐒 🐒 Maybe interesting to mention that my light was running on 75% the whole time. 💡 Fun fact: the Monkey that was standing directly under the lights produced 2/3 of the whole harvest while (logically) the monkey on the side only produced half the amount of her sister's! WOW! 😬 Thanks everybody who jumped on the monkey train with me UHUH UH!! 🙏 😘 This variety is great, just get a good carbon filter, growmies! 😜 Thanks, my growmies for visiting and reading and commenting, I love reading your comments! Mwah! 😘 Thank you, @Kannabia, for sponsoring this grow, aaaaand for the amazing gift pack! 😍 I hope to make you proud! 🧡 Special shouts out to my fantastic sponsor @GreenBuzzNutrients! Thank you for trusting me with your awesome products, I'm a longtime fan! 💚 🙏 Green + juicy growmie hugs to my Greenbuzzers!! 😘 Get a generous discount code for their products in my set up section ⬇️ !! Grower Love everybody!!!11 💚 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 Wishes do come true, they just take a lot of time sometimes.. ✨ __________________________________________________________________ https://www.kannabia.com/en/feminized-cannabis-seeds/monkey-grease Monkey Grease Its own personality At Kannabia Seeds we have put all our effort into bringing out our own feminized Monkey Grease, a cross between Monkey Grease x White Widow, focusing above all on giving it its own personality in flavor and aroma (frankly unmistakable) and, of course, in Highly demanded characteristics, such as high resistance to diseases and pests, and adaptability to all types of growing conditions, making it close and easy to grow to the widest possible range of growers. The result is a really powerful and versatile indica-sativa marijuana seed, with a powerful relaxing effect, ideal for those moments when you want to disconnect from the madding crowd. Cultivation of Monkey Grease Which cultivation method would be most appropriate for this variety? Good question… and one that is easy to answer. Its versatility and adaptability make it a true all-rounder, with remarkably uniform results, whether you choose SOG, SCROG, hydroponics or guerrilla growing. Moreover, we invite you to experiment and play, varying the techniques from moment to moment, and to draw your own conclusions. We are convinced that in all cases, apart from minor variations, the results will always be optimal, giving remarkable yields and in a short time. Attention should be paid to its high bud production, which can be fat, dense and heavy, although its sturdy branches are able to bear heavy loads without major problems. If you are a fan of extractions, our Monkey Grease is also optimal, given its high production of caramelised resin. If it is already amazingly productive indoors, this variety excels on its own merits outdoors, where it can easily reach 200 cm in height, and can reach between 700 and 800 grams per plant. It is therefore an easy and grateful plant, which demands little from its gardeners, making do with simple basic care, and with little or no propensity to develop diseases or mildew, or to attract pests (despite its striking aroma!). Taste and effect of Monkey Grease Our Monkey Grease stands out first and foremost because of its powerful, strong smell, which is hard to camouflage. A penetrating aroma that unfolds, in a balanced way, on the palate in the form of a wide range of spicy and sweet flavours, reminiscent of wild honey, nougat and cinnamon, and distant notes of milk chocolate. A delicious treat to be savoured calmly, without haste, as a preamble to its pleasant effect: extremely relaxing and narcotic, powerful, ideal for meditation and moments of introspection and meditation. Don’t be in a hurry with Monkey Grease. It can be your perfect ally to treat those stress and anxiety problems, but for that you must let yourself go, surrender to its charms, especially if you are inexperienced. ________________________________________________________ Setup: 140x70x200 cm Spiderfarmer tent 2x Monkey 16W fans (not oscillating) 1x box fan 50W oscillating (on lowest level) LED Full Spectrum 320W AGLEX AGL-320W-MA 5,6 kg foldable, dimmable 864 pieces Samsung LH301H 864umol/s 2,7umol/J full spectrum white + RED 660nm + IR 740nm wavelength range 380-780nm covering 3x4ft Green Buzz Nutrients https://greenbuzzliquids.com/ ❗ Use code GD42025 for generous 25% discount (for orders of minimum 75€) 💚 Plagron Growmix Can Lite Filter 125/ 400cm³/h PrimaKlima exhaust EC 125-400/240 cm³/h tab water pH 8 - EC 0,25 with Calmag to 0,5 Advanced Hydroponics pH minus Grow + Bloom to pH 6.2 💧 🐒 🍌 🌴🐒 🍌 🌴🐒 🍌 🌴🐒 🍌 🌴🐒 🍌 🌴🐒 🍌 🌴🐒 🍌 🌴
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Ju_Bps
Ju_Bpscommentedweek 52 years ago
Good training and def sister 👏 👩‍🌾🌲👊
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommented2 years ago
@Ju_Bps, thanks, buddy! 🐒 💚
Anonymous_2022
Anonymous_2022commentedweek 42 years ago
Now that’s my sort of banana tree 🍌🌲🍌
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommented2 years ago
@Anonymous_2022, thanks buddy!! 🍌
Anonymous_2022
Anonymous_2022commentedweek 22 years ago
Looking good 🍌 💯💨
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommented2 years ago
@Anonymous_2022, thank you, buddy!! 💚
Cyrusdavirus
Cyrusdaviruscommentedweek 22 years ago
Happy Kannabia baby 🌱🌱😁😁
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommented2 years ago
@Cyrusdavirus, 🌱 💚
Cyrusdavirus
Cyrusdaviruscommentedweek 62 years ago
A fat monkey 🐒 with hedgehogs 🦔 🤔 might be a first for me 😆 🤣
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommented2 years ago
@Cyrusdavirus, monkhogs.. hedgeys.. 😜
Sour_D
Sour_Dcommentedweek 42 years ago
She's a beauty! 😍
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommented2 years ago
@Sour_D, thanks!! 😊
Kannabia
Kannabiacommentedweek 02 years ago
@SlowpokeFuegobud, thanks to you for becoming part of the Kannabia family 🧡, we wish you a happy grow and "very nutritious " crop!! 🍌🐒😅
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommented2 years ago
@Kannabia, thank you!! 😘 🧡 Can't wait for all the vitamins!! 😜
Sour_D
Sour_Dcommentedweek 62 years ago
Wow, that's fast! Seem like you just started this one 💪
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommented2 years ago
@Sour_D, haha, I'd actually like to harvest now. 😅
Tropicannibis_Todd
Tropicannibis_Toddcommentedweek 42 years ago
Looking strong slow 🐌 well done 👏
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommented2 years ago
@Tropicannibis_Todd, thank you, DoubleT! 💚
Cyrusdavirus
Cyrusdaviruscommentedweek 42 years ago
Looking very nice they have a healthy green color 😀
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommented2 years ago
@Cyrusdavirus, thanks, friend!! 😊
Sour_D
Sour_Dcommentedweek 22 years ago
Monkey grease sounds intriguing, can't wait to see how she does 💪
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommented2 years ago
@Sour_D, I totally agree!! 😁
Sour_D
Sour_Dcommentedweek 02 years ago
Sounds like a good strain Slowpoke 🌲😎
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommented2 years ago
@Sour_D, thanks!! The original Grease Monkey seems to be Gorilla x Cream Cookies.. really yummy! 💚
KelsOGrows
KelsOGrowscommentedweek 02 years ago
Good fun growin this strain my friend 💪 such a funny title of diary lmao reading 😝😜🦍🙈
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommented2 years ago
@@KelsOGrows, hahaha 💚 Thank you!
HAPPYWEEDS
HAPPYWEEDScommentedweek 62 years ago
You made really interesting strain 🧐 I hope there is no battle between the cat and the monkey 😆😂 Best of lucks on your plant sis, @Kannabia is 🔝👑
HAPPYWEEDS
HAPPYWEEDScommented2 years ago
@SlowpokeFuegobud, She is asking for your attention haha So cute 🐱😊 From what I can see in your pictures she looks very healthy so I wouldn't worry too much 👌👽
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommented2 years ago
@HappyWeeds, my cat always takes a seat where I want to take photos hihi! Also she loves sitting in the tent. 🐱 Thank you, bro!! I had a few problems when switching the nutes, but I think they'll make it. 😅
Sour_D
Sour_Dcommentedweek 62 years ago
I need to try this strain next time I order from Kannabia, looking nice 😍
Sour_D
Sour_Dcommented2 years ago
I agree my friend, they are cool. I still have the Indica Cream and the Skunk+ from Kannabia for the next grow. 😎
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommented2 years ago
@Sour_D, I'm sure they would happily send you some seeds! They are lovely!! 🧡 Text them on IG! Maybe if you order the Breakup Cake as well, we can make a side by side grow in spring! 😊
love_2_grow
love_2_growcommentedweek 02 years ago
Happy Growing, Buddy! 🌱🌱🌱
love_2_grow
love_2_growcommented2 years ago
@SlowpokeFuegobud, Thank you! 💚
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommented2 years ago
@love_2_grow, thanks buddy, and to you as well!! 😘
Green_fiend
Green_fiendcommentedweek 92 years ago
Amazing colour sis she's a healthy one 😎😎😎
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommented2 years ago
@Green_fiend, thanks, I got them on track again! 💚 💚 💚
GreenBuzzNutrients
GreenBuzzNutrientscommentedweek 62 years ago
welldone Diaries😘 entertaining and good informations
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommented2 years ago
@GreenBuzzNutrients, thank you!! Get well soon, GB chief!! 😘 And double thanks for checking my diaries while you're so sick! ❤️
Sour_D
Sour_Dcommentedweek 52 years ago
I love the Monkey! 😍
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommented2 years ago
@Sour_D, thank you, bro!! 😇 You gotta love them, they're just sooo cute!! 😍 Monkey hedgehogs soon!
PremiumBudsEU
PremiumBudsEUcommentedweek 52 years ago
Strong and healthy 🌱🌱💚 Best wishes for your grow my friend 👊👊
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommented2 years ago
@PremiumBudsEU, thanks for the support, buddy! 👊💚