Green Crack Auto

I can't believe they really turned out to be something. I never really had the feeling to get along with living plants, but this connection i have with them really balances out all the shit i have to take during the week. i am already fantasizing what i will plant next year. So i really feel like bear grylls now because someone in a video i've seen said that in bloom you can fertilize your plants with your own piss! omg that is so awesome. imagine the satisfaction when i will watch my friends smoke what once came out of my bladder. so i dilute urine in a ratio of 1 to 6 with tapwater and give them my juice very sparsely, maybe every 4th day or so. i also sometimes dry the used coffee out of my mokka and mix it into the soil. i still have no idea what i am doing, but the plants seem to like it. i also developed this affection towards them, as if smoking them one day has become totally secondary and i almost fear the day i will have to cut them. will i be thankful enough not to feel guilty when i cut their artillery and thus interrupt their feeding process?