TheSacredArt of PlantingtoForget 2025

VladouFarm 05/14/2025: Seeds tucked into their moist cradle for germination. This post refers to the start of germination, not the date they break out of their shells! ⚓🌱 Captain’s Log – Operation Renaissance 2025 💀🌊 While the world goes up in flames and the masses dig holes to bury their hopes, I plant promises. And guess what? Around here, they actually have the decency to grow back… way faster than faith in humanity. Phase 1: Trench Preparation (5L Pots) Watered down with Trychokiller (microbial ally and fungus buddy) and Eponeca (microbial life booster). Precision dosing: 1g/L for 1.25L per pot. Because a true captain knows his payload before he fires. Phase 2: Germination – The Awakening of the Warriors Starter cocktail: a drop of 420 Root (0.5g/L), a pinch of All Mare (0.3ml/L), and a final touch of Trychokiller (0.7g/L) to gently moisten their royal nursery. ☺️ Mission: Break through the hull of despair and raise the first flags of green rebellion. Meet the Chosen Ones – Names, Promises, and Terpenes: 🍇 Thanos (TMS) – One snap and your anxiety turns to dust. Oblivion with a red berry twist. 🍉 Watermelon Runtz (TMS) – The official watermelon of professional procrastinators. One hit and tomorrow becomes someone else’s problem. 🍬 Fruity Pebbles (TMS) – A sweet ride back to childhood… just with existential questions way too deep for your age. 🌿 Ayahuasca Purple (Barney’s Farm) – A spiritual retreat without the shaman or messy purge. Just you, the universe, and a mental papaya trip. 🍒 Black Cherry Gushers (Barney’s Farm) – Soft on the entry, brutal on the exit. Starts like a flirt, ends like a therapy session. 🍌 Banana Punch (Barney’s Farm) – Mike Tyson in flip-flops on a tropical beach. Pure chill… then K.O. out of nowhere. Shaman (Dutch Passion) – A quick expedition to the edge of consciousness without ending up in a Netflix horror episode. Just high enough to want to remake the world… from the couch. 🌑 Black Kush (The Cali Connection) – Nothingness in floral form. Out here, even urgency queues up for a smoke break. 🍓 Strawberry OG (The Cali Connection) – As sweet as a Sunday, as deadly as a Monday. Strawberry kiss on the lips, chaos hammer in the skull. --- 🎲 The dice are cast, the seeds are laid… Now let nature do its thing. 🙏🏻🏴‍☠️