Special African Savannah Grow

Hello everyone. The Plastic tumour is expanding exponentially and unconstrained on its host, as predicted. I'm happy to report that soon most of the African Savannah will have entirely transformed into a cesspool of The Plastic, thus aiding in the healthcare of the all important "economy". A more worthy, true, benevolent ideal than that certainly can't be conjured by any mere "Gods" in the face of scientific authority and societal progress. This was further confirmed by my recent findings in the local rivers when I went for my daily fishing trip, as I netted one of those new "smart"fish (I could tell by the welcome advertising, though I'm unsure which corporate entity's intellectual property it is and I wouldn't want to run into infringement issues) which automatically billed my debit account as I pulled it out of the what used to be clean water. On proceeding analysis of the fish... it was gutted... But I wasn't! I was pleasantly surprised to find that The Plastic cysts had self-replicated and populated most of the environment within mere days, including aforementioned specimen. However, theoretically that shouldn't have been possible... despite huge amounts of toxic mining waste including uranium, tritium, arsenic, mercury, fluoride, chlorine, chlorpyrfiros (as used on marijuana crops in swaziland by american govt) and glyphosate at the very least. Some Fukushima caesium and plutonium could certainly have helped with that. But I digress, not knowing what exactly caused the propagation, further compositional tests on the contents of the fish's intestines revealed otherworldly amounts of mulberry. Which makes me suspect It was likely the Aliens that fostered such uncontrolled, spontaneous creation and propagation. Further analyses are pending and I'm waiting for genetic sequencing results to identify the corporate entities I should reference (remember, they're people too) with respect to the aquatic commodity I attained. Aquaman would undoubtedly be interested in these findings, too, as he owns like 75% of the planet, you know. To be misconstrued...