Special African Savannah Grow

Hello. In recent happenings, unfortunately, the Savannah has experienced regular flooding, even though there's drought. Which poses almost no problem for The Plastic as it continues to destroy its environment. Also, somewhat bizarrely, some of the plastic has mobilized and invaded other environments. I have no idea how The Plastic could get from here all the way to Australia. But I'm faced with a dilemma here, you can't have regular flooding and droughts at the same place at the same time, that's illogical, so I blame climate change, of course. So, what should I do about that? I mean, we've got a carbon tax, right. Obviously it's easy to qualitatively quantify the value of the beneficial impact the carbon tax is having on sustaining "the economy". But more fundamentally, it occurred to me that has no practical provable impact on improving the environment. I mean, the theory is solid. You tax the earth for existing. Sure, that makes sense. What right does it have just like, being there possibly even disrupting corporate profit motive? The gall. But since we can't directly indict the Earth, has anyone tried to use the accumulated funds from the carbon tax to bribe the Sun? I'm pretty sure if we can get it on our side, it can tell the Earth just who's boss.