Gorilla Glue Faster

This is like the phoenix that rose from the ashes, or like the little engine that could, or choose your favorite underdog. This one is their sister, their comrade in arms, their inspiring story of conquering at all odds. Actually, maybe it'd be more like Donald Trump, in that it was born with virtually everything it could possibly want - food, clothes and shelter and a loving, doting parent, yet, it just couldn't quite make it... well, I suppose a congenital birth defect isn't much like what's wrong with Donald Trump (well, maybe on the other hand...). and then, it blamed it's lack of success on its surroundings! and talked shit about it! gawdamn! anyway, I digress. this young sister is kicking ass. exploding growth hormones. her branches naturally spread out, the better to create killer colas at the tops of each, and to spread out in a nice smooth coverage. i'm happy. more to come next week! thanks for reading my silly thoughts