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~FastBuds Strawberry Gorilla Auto~ Strain Report: Greetings fam! Today, let's embark on a thrilling journey through the fascinating world of FastBuds Strawberry Gorilla autoflower. Known for its sweet aroma and potent effects, this strain has been a delight for for me to cultivate. Phenotypes: #1 The Stealthy Ninja: Appearance: Sleek and slender, with a ninja-like ability to blend seamlessly into its surroundings. Growth: Low maintenance, perfect for beginners or those with a busy schedule. Flavor Profile: Delicate notes of berries and a subtle spiciness. #2 The Sweet Tooth Wonder: Appearance: Distinguished by its vibrant green hues and an abundance of fiery orange pistils. Growth: Compact and bushy, perfect for those with limited space. Flavor Profile: Sweet, with hints of strawberries and a subtle earthiness. #3 The Gorilla Glue Guardian: Appearance: Resin-coated buds that glisten like dew in the morning sun. Growth: Robust and sturdy, suitable for both indoor and outdoor cultivation. Flavor Profile: Fuel and piney, with a touch of citrus freshness. Growing Experience: FastBuds Strawberry Gorilla autoflower proved to be a grower's dream. With a few minor issues along the way, which were in all likelihood my fault, and otherwise minimal effort on my part, and after loving on them for 13 weeks, I was rewarded with robust plants that had decent yields. It's practically the green thumb's secret weapon – even if your thumb is more chartreuse than emerald like mine.😉 "Growing Strawberry Gorilla is like having your own fruity treasure trove. It's the Willy Wonka of the cannabis garden!" Smoke Report: Taste: Prepare your taste buds for a symphony of flavors. Strawberry Gorilla dances on the palate with a fruity overture, followed by earthy undertones. It's like a picnic in your mouth, but with a slight herbal twist – a gourmet experience for the discerning smoker. Effects: Strawberry Gorilla doesn't monkey around when it comes to effects. A potent hybrid, it induces a euphoric head high that gradually melts into a relaxing body buzz. It's the kind of high that makes you want to swing from the trees of imagination without a care in the world. Medicinal Uses: This strain is a therapeutic powerhouse. Its stress-relieving and mood-enhancing properties make it a great choice for those seeking solace from the daily grind. The gentle body relaxation is a bonus for managing pain and tension. Daytime or Nighttime? Picture this: A sunny afternoon, birds chirping, and you, with a joint of Strawberry Gorilla in hand. It's a daytime delight that won't leave you glued to the couch. However, in the evening, it transforms into a mellow companion for winding down. "Growing Strawberry Gorilla is like having your own secret garden. The only difference is, your neighbors won't complain about the aroma – they might just ask for a tour!" In conclusion, FastBuds Strawberry Gorilla autoflower is more than just a strain; it's an experience. Whether you're a seasoned grower or a curious enthusiast, this fruity delight is worth adding to your collection. Happy growing, and may your harvests be as sweet as a strawberry in the summer sun! 💚Growers Love!💚

Hey Fam! I really enjoyed doing this run of FastBuds Tropicana Cookies Auto's, and it for sure was a learning experience for me! I ended up with three distinct phenotypes of this strain, from short and bushy to tall and lanky. The differences didn't stop there, coloration ranged from a light lavender, to a dark purple that almost appears black! The aromas differed as well with the #2 plant having a very 'hashy' smell to her, while the #1 & #3 pheno's were sweeter and more floral. They took just over 10 weeks from breaking ground to finish, and then were hung for 14 days in total darkness @ 58-60℉ to begin the drying/curing process. I like to cure my flower in jars for a minimum of 4 weeks, preferably 6 weeks before I try it out as this gives ample time to fully cure and for the terpenes to mature so I am quoting FastBuds on how this strain smokes... my report will be updated in a few weeks once the flower has cured. "Tropicana Cookies Auto’s effect starts with an energizing head rush that gets your mind up and running while leaving you in a nice calm state. As the Indica-dominant side kicks in, the powerful cerebral effect gradually moves downwards and hits your whole body with a deep relaxation that leaves you with a joyful stoney sensation and in an overall happy and positive state of mind. It’s the perfect daytime and nighttime strain as it can boost your mood and enhance a night out with friends but can also quiet your mind as you get ready for a good night of sleep. No matter the scenario, expect a powerful high that lasts for hours on end."* *Credit: FastBuds

As a grower, I have had the pleasure of cultivating the Dutch Passion Auto Ultimate strain indoors in a 4x8 tent using HLG 650R LED lights, planted in 15L fabric pots filled with Coco/Perlite and fed with Lotus nutrients for 90 days. During my grow, I noticed two distinct phenotypes emerge, which resulted in unique differences in yield, aroma, taste, and effects. In this harvest and smoke report, I would like to share my experience and observations with you. The Dutch Passion Auto Ultimate strain is known for its massive yields and high THC content, making it a popular choice for many growers. During my grow, I noticed that the two phenotypes that emerged were quite different. One phenotype had more sativa-like characteristics, while the other had more indica-like traits. The sativa-dominant phenotype grew taller, with thinner leaves and larger buds. The buds had a fruity aroma and taste, with a slightly more cerebral high that was energizing and uplifting. The yield was larger than the indica-dominant phenotype, which was much shorter, and the quality of the buds was very impressive. On the other hand, the indica-dominant phenotype was a shorter, bushier plant, with thicker leaves and denser buds. The aroma was more earthy and pungent, with a taste that was more spicy and peppery. The high was more relaxing and sedative, with a strong body buzz. The yield was roughly 65g less than the sativa-dominant phenotype, with each plant producing close to, or over a quarter pound of buds. Interestingly, the two phenotypes also had different nutrient/watering requirements. The sativa-dominant phenotype was a hungry girl and needed more nutrients to support its larger buds, while the indica-dominant phenotype was more forgiving and required less feeding, but was a 'drinker' requiring more water than the other pheno. Overall, both phenotypes of the Dutch Passion Auto Ultimate strain were impressive in their own right. The sativa-dominant phenotype provided a more uplifting and energizing high, with larger sativa-like buds that were loose, while the indica-dominant phenotype offered a more relaxing and sedative high, with buds that were super stacked and hard as rocks! "I was so excited to see the differences in the two phenotypes, it was like a surprise party in my grow tent every time I checked on them" In conclusion, the Dutch Passion Auto Ultimate strain is a great choice for both indoor/outdoor growers looking for high yields and potent effects. However, the two distinct phenotypes that emerged during my grow offered unique differences in yield, aroma, taste, and effects. The sativa-dominant phenotype produced larger buds, with a fruity aroma and taste, and a more cerebral high, while the indica-dominant phenotype had medium sized, denser buds, with an earthy aroma and taste, and a more relaxing and sedative high. The use of specific growing medium, nutrients, and light, in this case, Coco/Perlite, Lotus nutrients(I feel that the results would have been even better using organic amendments), and HLG 650R LED lights, really helped to enhance the growth and quality of the buds. References: Dutch Passion (2021). Auto Ultimate. Retrieved from https://www.dutch-passion.com/en/product/auto-ultimate/

Smoke Report: After harvesting and drying my Dutch Passion Auto Skywalker Haze plants, I paced the flowers in Mason jars to begin the curing process of converting the starches into sugars and allowing the terpenes to mature. Once filled, I kept the jars in darkness and maintained a temperature of 55-58℉. For the first week I 'burped' the jars twice daily, leaving them open for 5-10 minutes each time. The second week they got 'burped' once daily all the while keeping an eye on the RH in the jars via hygrometers that I placed in each. By the third week the flowers were at a RH of 62-64% and it was time to give the Auto Skywalker Haze a trial smoke!😶‍🌫️ The buds were very 'Sativa like' in appearance on the #1 phenotype being less tightly stacked than you would see in an Indica. The #2's flowers, on the other hand, showed more of a Indica influence as they were much more tightly stacked to the point of being rock hard. Both phenotypes flowers were absolutely coated with glistening trichomes that have me anxious to press some for some tasty rosin! I must say that I thoroughly enjoyed smoking both pheno's and was impressed with the strong cerebral effects and uplifting high provided by both. The high was euphoric, energizing, and creative, and the taste was a strong citrus with notes of fruit and some spice!🤪 I found it to be a great strain for socializing with friends and would also be a fantastic 'daytime' smoke where you want to stay energized and productive. However, I did experience dry mouth and dry eyes as common side effects. Overall this was a super tasty and hard hitting strain that I would recommend to every cannabis enthusiast and is a strain that I'll definitely be growing again!😎👍❤️

Greetings, CannaFam! Here's my report on Seedsman Zkittlez Auto, grown by yours truly, in a .5g popcorn bucket filled with coco/perlite and fed DutchPro nutrients. Let me start by saying, this plant was an absolute delight to grow. The Seedsman Zkittlez Auto was an autoflowering strain that grew beautifully in such a small container, perfect for indoor growers with limited room. The plant was sturdy and easy to care for, showing no signs of stress or deficiencies throughout its life cycle. The buds were dense and chunky, as big around as a soda can, with vibrant hues of purple and green and covered in a thick layer of trichomes. Now, onto the good stuff - the smoking experience. The first thing that hit me was the fruity, almost candy-like aroma that emanated from the buds. The flavor was just as delicious, with a sweet, berry taste that lingered on my tongue. As for the effects, well, let's just say this strain packed a punch. Despite being an indica-dominant hybrid, I found that it had a balanced high that was great for both daytime and nighttime consumption. When smoking Seedsman Zkittlez Auto, I experienced an initial burst of euphoria and creativity, followed by a relaxing body high that left me feeling calm and happy. It was the perfect strain for winding down after a long day, or for sparking some creativity during a slow afternoon. Overall, I would highly recommend Seedsman Zkittlez Auto to any grower looking for a high-quality, easy-to-grow strain that packs a flavorful punch. The buds were delicious, the smoking experience was enjoyable, and the effects were balanced and versatile. So go ahead, give it a try - your taste buds (and your brain) will thank you.

Growing these two Dutch Passion Think Big Autoflowers indoors was an exciting experience for me. After 12 weeks of careful nurturing and attention, I couldn't wait to harvest/dry and cure so that I could do a 'test smoke' on these two beauties. I couldn't wait to see how the buds would turn out and share my findings with you all. After I cut down the plants, I was immediately struck by the sheer size of the buds. They were dense and covered in a blanket of glistening trichomes. The aroma was a delightful mix of earthy, pungent and fruity scents, teasing my nostrils and leaving me eager to sample the fruits of my labor. Once dried, which took 14 days, and cured for a little over a week, it was time to roll a 'tester' and smoke some of this gorgeous flower! The buds burned evenly, producing a smooth and flavorful smoke that tickled my taste buds and filled the room with a pleasant aroma. The high was a perfect balance of uplifting and relaxing, providing a calming buzz that lasted for hours. In conclusion, growing Dutch Passion Think Big Autoflowers was an enjoyable and rewarding experience. The plants exceeded my expectations and provided some absolutely top-quality buds that were both visually stunning and delicious to smoke. I would definitely recommend this strain to other growers, both indoor and outdoors, and look forward to growing Dutch Passion's 'Think Big Auto' again in the future for sure!

Dutch Passion Auto Lemon Kix is a hybrid strain of cannabis that is known for its strong lemon aroma and high THC content. It is an autoflowering variety, which means that it will begin to flower automatically after a certain period of vegetative growth, regardless of the amount of light it receives. This makes it a great choice for growers who want a fast and easy to grow cannabis variety. Growing conditions: I grew Dutch Passion Auto Lemon Kix in a 4x8 tent indoors but it also does very well outdoors as well. I provided a controlled environment with a temperature between 70-78℉, humidity between 40-60% and a lighting schedule of 20 hours of light per day. I found the Dutch Passion Auto Lemon Kix to be a robust and easy to grow strain, but it does require some care and attention to ensure that it grows to its full potential. It is a good idea to use a high-quality soil mix and to ensure that the plants receive plenty of light and the proper amount of nutrients and you will be generously rewarded! Flowering time: Both phenotypes began flowering at Day 24, flowered for eight weeks and were harvested at 80 days from breaking ground, then hung for fourteen days to dry. Smoking effects: The first thing I noticed with Dutch Passion Auto Lemon Kix is its strong lemon aroma that jumps right out at you! That strong citrus aroma carries right over to your mouth on the first inhale, and at the tail end of my exhale I detected a faint 'skunkieness' that just perfectly complemented that sweet,citrus flavor... absolutely DELICIOUS! I would typically describe the high as being euphoric, uplifting and relaxing. I also feel that it would be ideal to stimulate creativity and help with stress and anxiety. I did experience some dry mouth and dry eyes as side effects. I would not recommended beginners to consume this strain in excessive amounts, as it can cause feelings of paranoia and anxiety in some users so consume in moderation. Overall, Dutch Passion Auto Lemon Kix is a great strain for anyone looking for a fast and easy to grow strain with a strong lemon aroma and high THC content. However remember, as with any cannabis product, it is important to consume it responsibly and in moderation to avoid any negative side effects.

~FASTBUDS CHERRY COLA~ MIND BLOWN!...."A superb hybrid autoflower with extremely flavorful terpenes. With exceptional 25% THC, Cherry Cola Auto is a strong autoflower that produces a rare smell of tropical berries with a sweet and fizzy background, giving it a notable cherry cola flavor that you might never find in other autos."* Of the two plants I grew I ended up with a pair of phenotypes that showed visible differences, but had identical flavors!. Smoking both revealed a similarity in both taste and effect. On the inhale Cherry Cola has a distinct gassiness that disappears on the exhale as your mouth is taken over by a strong taste of cherries!...Absolutely DELICIOUS! 🤪 Both pheno's had similar effects hitting you quickly with a rush to the head creating instant euphoria, leaving you smiling and happy! As the effects progress this strain will have you eventually fading into a more total body high as you continue to consume it... a FANTASTIC all day smoke for getting things accomplished, to eventually sleeping like a baby!! Insofar as cultivating this strain, it goes without saying that this grow was super fun! If I had to alter/change anything I did, it would be to NOT top this strain. To realize the full potential of this strain I recommend letting it grow naturally (maybe some LST to ensure light penetration) into it's 'Christmas tree' structure. Structurally, there were definite differences from node spacing, to overall size. The differences insofar as final yield ended with the #2 edging out the #1 by roughly 10g which I'm attributing to the #2's overall size which was 1/3 larger than the #1. I would recommend FastBuds Cherry Cola to all and I will definitely be running it again, albeit doing things a bit different, to see how it does with just some LST. 😎💚 Thank you for checking out my passion in life! I hope you've enjoyed this journey as much as I have! Grow Strong and may ALL your days be Blessed! 🙏

~FASTBUDS GORILLA ZKITTLEZ~ Taste the real POWER of the rainbow with the exquisite Gorilla Zkittlez Auto from FastBuds! Of the two plants I grew I ended up with a pair of phenotypes that showed visible differences that carried over to the taste as well. Smoking both revealed similar differences with the #1's flowers having a hint of earth & sweet berries, with a very slight 'gassy' taste on the exhale. Whereas the #2 was diesel/gas with an almost imperceptible hint of sweetness that stuck to your mouth.... absolutely DELICIOUS! Both pheno's had similar effects hitting you quickly with a rush to the head stimulating your creative side, especially the #2 phenotype. They both then will have you eventually fading into a more total body high as you continue to consume it... a FANTASTIC all day smoke for sure! Insofar as cultivating this strain, the #1 pheno expressed more of her Zkittlez lineage with a slightly shorter structure, tighter node spacing and flowers that were definitely fruity. They both finished together, finishing in 81 days from germination and were in flower 54 days. I based their harvest time on trichome development and maturity. The #2 phenotype, which turned out to be my FAVORITE, had a wider node spacing, expressing more of her 'Glue' lineage, which gave her an aroma that was unique as well, more gas/chemical than sweet with just a hint of berries...Mouthwatering! Structurally, there were definite differences from node spacing, to overall size. The differences insofar as final yield ended with the #1 edging out the #2 by roughly 9g which I'm attributing to the #1's node spacing being tighter which made for some super thick flowers. I would recommend Gorilla Zkittlez to everyone from novice to master growers... You'll definitely ❤️ growing this strain, I know I did! *** Unfortunately, some of my photo files of the final pic's of the #2 got corrupted and I was not able to recover them. My sincere apologies 🙏

~FASTBUDS AMNESIA ZKITTLEZ~ Old-school and modern Cali genetics at their best. With up to 24% THC Of the two plants I grew I ended up with a pair of phenotypes that showed visible differences that carried over to the taste as well. The #1 pheno expressed more of her Zkittlez lineage with a slightly shorter structure, tighter node spacing and flowers that were definitely fruity. They both finished together, finishing in 77 days from germination and were in flower 53 days. I based their harvest time on trichome development and maturity. The #2 phenotype, which turned out to be my FAVORITE, had a wider node spacing, expressing more of her sativa Amnesia lineage, which gave her a gorgeous structure! The #2's aroma was unique as well, more earthy than sweet with just a hint of diesel...Mouthwatering! Smoking both revealed differences with the #2's flowers having a hint of earth & spice on the inhale, with a 'diesel' taste on the exhale. Whereas the #1 was candy & berries all the way that lingered in your mouth a good while.... absolutely DELICIOUS! Both pheno's had similar effects hitting you quickly with a rush to the head stimulating your creative side, especially the more sativa #2 phenotype. They both then will have you eventually fading into a more total body high with the #1 phenotype achieving this effect sooner due to leaning to the indica side... a FANTASTIC all day smoke for sure! 👍👍

What can I say, another mind blowing strain from FastBuds! This was a super easy strain to grow. It handled topping and LST like a champ and never exhibited any issues with deficiencies or stress. Because I grew two plants I was able to see two distinct phenotypes expressed: The #1 pheno expressed more of her GG lineage with slightly wider node spacing and flowers that were definitely 'gassier' than fruity. The #1 pheno also finished ahead of the #2, finishing in 64 days from germination compared to the #2 which took 74 days from germination to finish. The #1 was in flower 42 days, the #2 fifty two days... both harvest times were based on trichome development and maturity. The #2 phenotype, which turned out to be my FAVORITE, had a tighter node spacing which made for some gorgeous, HUGE flowers that were absolutely covered in sparkling trichomes...She was definitely the 'Frost Queen'! The aroma of the #2 was unique as well, sweet and fruity with just a hint of diesel...Mouthwatering! Structurally, both phenotypes grew similarly with only the node spacing differences and insofar as final yield, the #2 edged out the #1 by roughly 40g which I'm attributing to her node spacing being tighter. Smoking both revealed similar differences with the #1's flowers having a much 'gassier' taste on the exhale with a hint of sweet fruitiness on the inhale, whereas the #2 was berries all the way that lingered in your mouth a good while.... absolutely DELICIOUS! Both pheno's had similar effects hitting you quickly with a rush to the head stimulating your creative side, then eventually fading into a more total body high without 'locking' you down... a FANTASTIC all day smoke for sure! 👍👍

Welcome to Dutch Passion's Meringue. This strain has become one of, if not my all time, favorite strains to grow and consume! Want dense, super sticky pungent nugs frosted in snow white trichomes??? You search is over, meet Dutch Passion's Meringue strain. She's a 60/40 Indica/Sativa hybrid derived from a cross of Wedding Cake x Animal Cookies. With her complex pungent, fruity/sweet aroma the Meringue's pungent/sweet, earthy aroma carries over to your palate when smoking her and, with her high THC levels, hits you quick and hard right between the eyes. Relaxation quickly sets in with a calm euphoria (great for listening to old vinyl) which eventually will lock you down for the count. A GREAT evening smoke! I plan on pressing a good bit of this and am looking forward to the epic returns that I've previously gotten when pressing this strain. The terpene profile will make your mouth water, and the effects are mind blowing. This is a high THC strain and the inexperienced may want to proceed with caution 😎🙏 Medically this strain is high in Beta-Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene, Beta-Myrcene and Linalool which are fantastic for anxiety, stress relief, pain relief as well as an anti-inflammatory. Dutch Passion's Meringue checks off ALL the boxes and I highly recommend you give it a try... you can thank me later! 😁

~BANANA PURPLE PUNCH by FASTBUDS~ Well, they've done it again... A hard hitting cultivar with a sweet fruity aroma, beautiful coloration expressed in purples, magenta and pink hues that checks off ALL the boxes! I grew two plants and there was a definite difference in the phenotypes, with the #1 growing taller and having wide node spacing. The #1 also had a really funky leaf structure that, at first, I thought might be a nutrient issue but was, I think, a 'genetic hiccup'. Regardless of her appearance I let her finish and was glad I did as she produced the highest yield of the entire run of eleven 'Testers' she was in. Her buds were dense and super sticky, had a beautiful purple color and smelled like a cross between grapes and overripe banana's! 🤪💚 The #2 tester grew a bit shorter, had tighter node spacing and was noticeably bushier than her sister. Her coloration had the same gorgeous purple, pink and magenta hues but they were more subdued. She also expressed more contrasting green in her flowers along with bright orange stigmas covering them. Both plants were super easy to grow and did well being given water ph'd to 6.4-6.6 throughout their growth cycles and responded great to topping and defoliation (on the #2) so I'd recommend this strain for everyone from beginners to expert growers! I waited for the flowers to cure for a few days before trying them out, but went ahead and pressed some that was in jars for two days which was at 64% RH that I like for extractions. The returns on this strain are impressive and the terpene profile carries through perfectly in the rosin.... TASTY! 😍 When I smoked some the first thing I noticed was the incredible fruity, sweet smell that hits you when you break up a flower... WOW! 😉 That delicious fruity aroma carries over beautifully to the palate and on the exhale you can definitely taste a hint of over-ripe bananas coupled with grape with a fuel finish....complex and DELICIOUS! Her effects hit you hard and fast that you feel almost instantaneously in your head that will make you forget what you were doing! The high then becomes more energetic with the effects spreading throughout your entire being! Keep smoking and this lady will plant you like a prize fighter leaving you in a hazy state of bliss! I highly recommend this strain from the experts at FastBuds to everyone from beginners to experts and I only gave the rating I did due to the strange leaf growth on the #1 phenotype. I'll definitely be running this strain again and will revise my rating if my results improve for sure! Way to go FastBuds!!! 💚💚💚 ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ ~THE SETUP~ ~Initially seeds were lightly scuffed, then soaked for 3 hours in 78℉ distilled water after which they were transferred to moist paper towels laid out in a Jiffy Pellet plastic starter tray with lid. Underneath the tray was placed a Vivosun Heat Mat with Controller that was set to 78℉ where they stayed until their tap roots emerged. ~Planted into Jiffy Peat Pellets that were hydrated with distilled water warmed to 78℉ with a 7.0 ph. ~Once roots emerge from the Jiffy Pellet they're transferred to their fabric pots. ~Grown 100% organic in a 4g Gronest fabric pot and a 3g fabric pot by Wraxly filled with Mother Earth 70/30 Coco/Perlite medium and initially amended with Dr. Earth 4-4-4 / Earthworm Castings / Dr. Earth Flower Girl 3-9-4 and Coast of Maine Stonington Blend Organic Plant Food 5-2-4. ~19/5 light cycle for the entire run with supplemental UVA added during flower. Lights are controlled by a Trolmaster Hydro X controller set for a 15min Sunrise/Sunset simulation. ~Top dressing every 3-4 weeks with slow release dry amendments and Earthworm castings. ~Straight water ph'd @ 6.2-6.8 when needed and bi-weekly Compost Tea's. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

~GORILLA PUNCH AUTO~ It's no wonder why this Gorilla Punch from FastBuds took 1st Place for "Best Sativa Strain" at the Autoflower World Cup! FastBuds Gorilla Punch checks off ALL the boxes and will not disappoint even the most experienced smokers! This Gorilla Punch developed some beautiful flowers that were stacked tight, were completely covered in glistening trichomes and have an eye catching coloration consisting of light greens, lavender and pink that are contrasted by an abundance of orange pistils that I could look at all day... just gorgeous! I tried some after it had been in the jars for a bit over a week curing and OMG! On the first inhale you can feel it going straight to your head with a mind numbing rush, continue to consume and the head high transitions into a whole body experience that will leave you in a 'zen-like' state. Although a strong hitting strain, it provides a focus that stays throughout the entire experience and will be a great strain for socialization and will make a great 'daytime' strain when concentrating on tasks is necessary. I also did some extractions with this strain and the results were phenomenal with 20-22% returns of some of the terpiest rosin having a lovely light yellow, almost whitish color that will keep you coming back for more! I can't say enough good things about this killer strain from the team at FastBuds and I recommend it to all who enjoy a easy to cultivate autoflower that will not fail to please... Go grab some Gorilla Punch and get ready to feel the PUNCH! 🤪💚

------------------------------------ ~SEEDSMAN PEYOTE GORILLA~ ------------------------------------ Seedsman Seeds has hit a home run with this strain! All I can say is WOW! This Peyote Gorilla was a dream to cultivate, never complaining throughout the entire grow cycle! She grew fairly tall, up to a height of 38" and had the absolute perfect structure with wide node spacing which allowed ample light penetration throughout her entire canopy ensuring that all of her gorgeous flowers got plenty of 'love from above'! Talk about her flowers! She produced a plethora of super dense flowers ranging from the size of golf balls to lemons that had a breathtaking purple coloration expressed throughout them, coupled with a tremendous amount of trichomes that coated them like sugar, they are a sight to behold! Once she hung for 12 days I trimmed her up and believe me, it was hard to remove the few leaves that I had to as they were so encrusted with milky white trichomes it just didn't seem right to remove them but they'll make for some excellent hash later! Once trimmed up her flowers really showed their entire beauty and character with perfect shape, density and hues of purple, pink and dark olive green that will keep you smiling every time you see them! After trimming her flowers I placed them in Mason jars to cure for 4-6 weeks. I couldn't help but sample a 'test bud' and oh boy was I in for a treat! Her flavor has a gassy/woody taste with a hint of berries on the exhale which lingers pleasantly on your palate. Her effect comes on hard and fast with an energizing and creative buzz 🤗that eventually transitions into a complete body relaxation that will have you melting comfortably into your favorite 'comfy place'. 😴 It really helped reduce my back pain and aided in helping me get a good nights sleep so I'd recommend it for those with chronic pain, insomnia or stress. It really takes an epic strain for me to award it a full 10 stars ⭐ and although this strain didn't get a 'Ten' it's darn close and after cultivating it a few more times to really 'dial it in' I may have to revise my rating. In any case, this is one strain that I will always give one of my highest recommendations for as it definitely checks off ALL the boxes! Thank you Seedsman Seeds!💚💚💚

------------------------------------ ~SEEDSMAN PEYOTE ZKITTLEZ~ ------------------------------------ Wow...Another winner from Seedsman Seeds! 😎👍 Seedsman's Peyote Zkittlez was a blast to cultivate and didn't fail to please, growing fairly tall for an Indica dominate strain at 36", producing some beautiful light green flowers with some purples mixed in that have contrasting orange hairs and a generous coating of glistening trichomes! Because of her structure and node spacing she was fairly easy to trim. I'm finishing the curing of the flower in mason jars with hygrometers in them. When you crack open the jar you're immediately hit with the LOUDEST aroma of super sweet grape candy! 😜 When I smoked a test bud (or two 🤪) the sweet grape aroma carried over to the taste and lingered for quite awhile in my mouth. Her effects hit immediately, giving a surprising jolt of uplifted energy which surprised me for an Indica dominate strain. With a total of 136g of flower from this girl I'll be enjoying her for awhile, but absolutely running her again to explore the different phenotypes of this killer strain! I highly recommend Peyote Zkittlez to all who like a sweet smelling/tasting strain that hits you with a 'Sativa like' buzz that will keep you motivated!

---------------------------------- ~SEEDSMAN PEYOTE FORUM~ ---------------------------------- WOW...what a dynamite strain Seedsman came up with here! This Sativa dominate lady checks off all the boxes if your looking for a Sativa euphoric high that's coupled with that Indica body, mind and soul relaxation! The Forum cut of the GSC in her which is 75% Sativa comes on fast and hard hitting you right behind the eyes and will have the inexperienced sitting down quickly!🤪 On the other side of her spectrum comes the Indica effects thanks to the Peyote Purple in her which is a 90% Indica strain. As you smoke more of her, and as the Sativa effects wane, a warm relaxation envelopes your entire body in waves that makes for ideal 'couch time'! 😴 This strain grew without issues and the phenotype I cultivated ended up right around 38" tall with several large cola's. After hanging to dry and trimming I was pleasantly surprised at the yield of 259g, 220g of which was beautiful dense and sticky flower which has a sweet, floral aroma right now but will change as it cures. All in all I'd grow this one again several times to really get it 'dialed in' and I'd probably veg it a bit longer to really see what this strain is capable of! I give Seedsman's Peyote Forum a solid 8 out of 10 and, with some more experience cultivating her, may have to revise that in the future.💚 Peyote Forum definitely is highly recommended to all growers from newbie's to experienced growers being easy to cultivate and an extremely hardy strain! 😎👍👍👍

~Seedsman Fuel D.O.G.~ What can I say...I LOVE Seedsman genetics! 😍💚 With Seedsman's genetics I can always look forward to results that match the Breeders description, a strong terpene profile and healthy yields and their Fuel D.O.G. offering definitely delivers the goods! This Fuel D.O.G. was a breeze to cultivate and seemed to thrive in the Coco/Perlite mix with 100% Organic Amendments and Compost Tea's maintaining vigorous growth and health throughout the entire run. After 10 weeks in flower this lady produced some beautiful chunky, hard and extremely sticky flowers that reek of grapefruit with a hint of diesel that carries over to your mouth when smoked. When I smoked a 'test' bud I found the high to be one of an initial 'head high' that quickly transformed into extreme relaxation. I would definitely recommend this strain as an evening smoke, or for daytime as long as your schedule is clear! 🤪

~BARNEYS FARM DOS SI DOS X GELATO #33~ "Barneys Farm’s Cali Collection gets another jolt of super power with this explosive collection of terpenes fused together from some of the world’s most astounding US cannabis phenotypes. Dos Si Dos was developed from OG Kush Breath, a knockout Girl Scout Cookies pheno crossed with Face Off OG, then crossed again with their legendary Cookies Kush (OG Kush pheno x GSC) AND THAT’S ONLY HALF OF THE STORY. Add in a subtle blend of Gelato #33 to the pot with its star struck Sunset Sherbet x Thin Mint GSC heritage and boom! A new champion was born: a sativa burst of euphoric energy is followed by tranquility with sedative properties capable of happily tranquilizing an elephant, if you’re overzealous or uninitiated! This extraordinary contrasting lime green and violet 22-28% THC deliciously tasting Indica (60% Indica / 40% Sativa) will leave a lasting relaxed and happy feeling on all who grow her and experience her unique old school stony high."** **Credit to Barneys Farm

~SWEET SEEDS SWEET ZENSATION (SWS84)~ ZKITTLEZ X GRAPE APE Zkittlez is one of the most famous and potent strains found on the West Coast of the USA. Sweet Zenzation (SWS84) derives from a cross between an elite clone of Zkittlez combined with a specially selected Grape Ape clone, which is one of the strains used to develop the original Zkittlez. The result is a predominantly indica genetic hybrid. It produces a large amount of resin-soaked flowers. It is both relaxing and stress-relieving, yet it also stimulates the imagination and conversation, an effect that is normally associated with sativa strains. The flowers have a high terpene content, an exquisite aroma and sweet taste, with hints of fruit-flavored candies, hardwood undertones, shades of lemon, cypress and subtle aromatic peppers. Genetically, this mostly indica strain is a large producer of flowers that remain covered with a layer of resin, ideal for making extractions with the remains of the manicure. Quite branched and bushy, it is a plant of rapid growth and early flowering, needing only 9 weeks of flowering when cultivated indoors. When smoked the taste of Sweet Zensation will remind you of a fruity candy, with woody notes, culminated with fresh touches of lemon and excellent peppery brushstrokes, it is an palate pleasing combination that will leave you speechless and smiling! 😁💚