Cosmic Noodles Automatic by Zamnesia Seeds combines genetics from Alien OG, Rollercoaster Haze, and a select, hardy ruderalis. The result? A fast, compact auto that yields tight flowers boasting the funky stank of ramen noodles. Cosmic Noodles Auto can be ready for harvest just 9–10 weeks after germination, producing yields of up to 450g/m² indoors or up to 200g/plant when grown under the sun. Thanks to her indica dominance and auto genetics, Cosmic Noodles Auto is simple to grow, reaching heights of 150–180cm and boasting moderate internodal spacing, bushy foliage, and good resistance to pests/pathogens. Like her photoperiod cousin, Cosmic Noodles Auto produces dense flowers with all the frosty glamour you'd expect from a modern hybrid. Drawing from the solid genetics of her Alien OG and Rollercoaster Haze parents, Cosmic Noodles Auto buds look like stocky Xmas trees dusted with a thick coating of snow-like trichomes. Cooler temperatures during the later stages of flowering can help to intensify this strain's aroma as well as coax her into developing beautiful purple hues that only add to the bag appeal of her stunning flowers. Once dried and cured, Cosmic Noodles Auto flowers will make your mouth water with their rich aroma, which combines notes of citrus and earth with floral funk and spicy overtones, making for a stank reminiscent of instant noodles. Light her up, and Cosmic Noodles Auto's effects are just as satisfying as slurping down your favourite instant ramen, delivering an initially uplifting kick that quickly subsides into a relaxing, long-lasting stone.
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10 harvests
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Cosmic Noodles Auto turned out to be one of those genetics that simply makes the grow enjoyable from beginning to end.
Easy to work with, forgiving, adaptable, and surprisingly vigorous even under a full 12/12 from seed setup. No special treatment, no dedicated auto schedule, no extreme feeding — just stable conditions and letting the plant do its thing.
The structure developed beautifully, with chunky flowers, strong resin production, and a terpene profile that became richer and smoother during cure. The aromas leaned heavily into citrus and floral notes, backed by earthy depth and a creamy herbal touch that became more refined over time.
What impressed us most was the balance. She produced very respectable yields while still keeping great flower quality, good resistance, and a stress-free growing experience overall.
The effect is relaxing, calm, and comfortable — the type of smoke that slows things down instead of speeding them up. Perfect for unwinding while still appreciating the flavor and experience properly.
After drying, hand trimming, curing, and finally smoking the finished flowers after more than a month of cure, we can confidently say this one earned its place in the garden.
For us:
10/10
Cosmic Noodles Auto proved that autoflowers can absolutely thrive under unconventional conditions and still produce beautiful medicine.
From grower to growers — much love.
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3mo ago
Cosmic Noodles Auto turned out to be one of those genetics that simply makes the grow enjoyable from beginning to end.
Easy to work with, forgiving, adaptable, and surprisingly vigorous even under a full 12/12 from seed setup. No special treatment, no dedicated auto schedule, no extreme feeding — just stable conditions and letting the plant do its thing.
The structure developed beautifully, with chunky flowers, strong resin production, and a terpene profile that became richer and smoother during cure. The aromas leaned heavily into citrus and floral notes, backed by earthy depth and a creamy herbal touch that became more refined over time.
What impressed us most was the balance. She produced very respectable yields while still keeping great flower quality, good resistance, and a stress-free growing experience overall.
The effect is relaxing, calm, and comfortable — the type of smoke that slows things down instead of speeding them up. Perfect for unwinding while still appreciating the flavor and experience properly.
After drying, hand trimming, curing, and finally smoking the finished flowers after more than a month of cure, we can confidently say this one earned its place in the garden.
For us:
10/10
Cosmic Noodles Auto proved that autoflowers can absolutely thrive under unconventional conditions and still produce beautiful medicine.
From grower to growers — much love.
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3mo ago
Cosmic Noodles Auto turned out to be one of those genetics that simply makes the grow enjoyable from beginning to end.
Easy to work with, forgiving, adaptable, and surprisingly vigorous even under a full 12/12 from seed setup. No special treatment, no dedicated auto schedule, no extreme feeding — just stable conditions and letting the plant do its thing.
The structure developed beautifully, with chunky flowers, strong resin production, and a terpene profile that became richer and smoother during cure. The aromas leaned heavily into citrus and floral notes, backed by earthy depth and a creamy herbal touch that became more refined over time.
What impressed us most was the balance. She produced very respectable yields while still keeping great flower quality, good resistance, and a stress-free growing experience overall.
The effect is relaxing, calm, and comfortable — the type of smoke that slows things down instead of speeding them up. Perfect for unwinding while still appreciating the flavor and experience properly.
After drying, hand trimming, curing, and finally smoking the finished flowers after more than a month of cure, we can confidently say this one earned its place in the garden.
For us:
10/10
Cosmic Noodles Auto proved that autoflowers can absolutely thrive under unconventional conditions and still produce beautiful medicine.
From grower to growers — much love.
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3mo ago
Cosmic Noodles Auto turned out to be one of those genetics that simply makes the grow enjoyable from beginning to end.
Easy to work with, forgiving, adaptable, and surprisingly vigorous even under a full 12/12 from seed setup. No special treatment, no dedicated auto schedule, no extreme feeding — just stable conditions and letting the plant do its thing.
The structure developed beautifully, with chunky flowers, strong resin production, and a terpene profile that became richer and smoother during cure. The aromas leaned heavily into citrus and floral notes, backed by earthy depth and a creamy herbal touch that became more refined over time.
What impressed us most was the balance. She produced very respectable yields while still keeping great flower quality, good resistance, and a stress-free growing experience overall.
The effect is relaxing, calm, and comfortable — the type of smoke that slows things down instead of speeding them up. Perfect for unwinding while still appreciating the flavor and experience properly.
After drying, hand trimming, curing, and finally smoking the finished flowers after more than a month of cure, we can confidently say this one earned its place in the garden.
For us:
10/10
Cosmic Noodles Auto proved that autoflowers can absolutely thrive under unconventional conditions and still produce beautiful medicine.
From grower to growers — much love.
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3mo ago
Cosmic Noodles Auto turned out to be one of those genetics that simply makes the grow enjoyable from beginning to end.
Easy to work with, forgiving, adaptable, and surprisingly vigorous even under a full 12/12 from seed setup. No special treatment, no dedicated auto schedule, no extreme feeding — just stable conditions and letting the plant do its thing.
The structure developed beautifully, with chunky flowers, strong resin production, and a terpene profile that became richer and smoother during cure. The aromas leaned heavily into citrus and floral notes, backed by earthy depth and a creamy herbal touch that became more refined over time.
What impressed us most was the balance. She produced very respectable yields while still keeping great flower quality, good resistance, and a stress-free growing experience overall.
The effect is relaxing, calm, and comfortable — the type of smoke that slows things down instead of speeding them up. Perfect for unwinding while still appreciating the flavor and experience properly.
After drying, hand trimming, curing, and finally smoking the finished flowers after more than a month of cure, we can confidently say this one earned its place in the garden.
For us:
10/10
Cosmic Noodles Auto proved that autoflowers can absolutely thrive under unconventional conditions and still produce beautiful medicine.
From grower to growers — much love.
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3mo ago
Cosmic Noodles Auto turned out to be one of those genetics that simply makes the grow enjoyable from beginning to end.
Easy to work with, forgiving, adaptable, and surprisingly vigorous even under a full 12/12 from seed setup. No special treatment, no dedicated auto schedule, no extreme feeding — just stable conditions and letting the plant do its thing.
The structure developed beautifully, with chunky flowers, strong resin production, and a terpene profile that became richer and smoother during cure. The aromas leaned heavily into citrus and floral notes, backed by earthy depth and a creamy herbal touch that became more refined over time.
What impressed us most was the balance. She produced very respectable yields while still keeping great flower quality, good resistance, and a stress-free growing experience overall.
The effect is relaxing, calm, and comfortable — the type of smoke that slows things down instead of speeding them up. Perfect for unwinding while still appreciating the flavor and experience properly.
After drying, hand trimming, curing, and finally smoking the finished flowers after more than a month of cure, we can confidently say this one earned its place in the garden.
For us:
10/10
Cosmic Noodles Auto proved that autoflowers can absolutely thrive under unconventional conditions and still produce beautiful medicine.
From grower to growers — much love.
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3mo ago
So i just opened the last dryferm bag and the dry cure is Complete first of all the dryferm bag is a Sensation, just as good and fast as the cannatrol.
We got a dry weight of 81g.
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1y ago