Alright, so here we go. Week 3 just started, and this Purple Haze is already testing my patience. She’s barely two weeks old, still tiny as hell, and for some reason she decided, “Yeah, let me go ahead and start flowering now.” Like… why? Who told her that was okay?
I’m looking at her today and boom — pistils everywhere. No real veg time. No stretch. Just straight from baby to grown woman overnight. It’s honestly aggravating. I didn’t stress her, didn’t overwater, didn’t fry her — she’s just on that early-flower nonsense.
And the crazy part? She actually looks healthy. Leaves dark green, standing up, no burns, no droop. She’s compact and bushy, but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s trying to finish the race before it even started. I’m really sitting here debating if I should just pull the whole plant and start over, because what am I supposed to do with a fun-sized Purple Haze?