4/20 4:20AM GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! STARTED THE DAY WITH FAST BUDS ORDER!!! I GOT MENDO FROST AUTO!!!! BOGO AT FAST BUDS IS MIX PACK HEAVEN DAY!!!
4/22 2:15AM Grow is great so far, time to plan for the Halloween '26 grow ""π¨Interview with the Vampire (the Anne Rice classic or the movie/TV adaptations) mixed with What We Do in the Shadows absurdity is perfect for a grow diary. The contrast between dramatic, brooding immortal powers getting completely wrecked by Louisβs dramatic bullshit (adopting a kid, Paris theater massacre, ruining everything for everyone) turning into dumb, self-aware comedy like the mockumentary style of WWDITS is hilarious. It keeps the energy light and creative instead of overthinking.
Hereβs how to make the βVampire Girlβ (your RF3 auto pheno with the tight Brothers Grimm-like structure, extra resin, and unique bud formation) the star of a comedy grow diary:
Core Storyline Idea
Main Character: Your plant as βCountess Frostfangβ or βLady Resinbiteβ β elegant, immortal, super-frosty vampire with those dense, icy trichomes as βeternal frost powers.β She starts powerful and mysterious.
Antagonist / Comic Relief: Louis as the eternal buzzkill β the whiny, dramatic adopted βsonβ who adopts a human kid, drags everyone to Paris, kills the best actors (ruining the theater scene), and generally turns immortal life into a therapy session gone wrong.
Tone: Straight-faced dramatic narration (like the interview) that keeps getting interrupted by absurd, stupid vampire fails β think βWhat We Do in the Shadowsβ energy where the vampires are incompetent, petty, and the jokes land because theyβre dumb.
Example diary entries could be:
Week 1-2 (Veg): βCountess Frostfang awakens from her coffin. Her tight structure and resinous aura promise immortal yieldsβ¦ until Louis shows up whining about βeternal lonelinessβ and insists on adopting a stray clone. Now the canopy is crowded and sheβs arguing about feelings instead of photosynthesizing.β
Flower: βParis has been a disaster. Louis killed all the best actors, so now the buds have to perform in a low-budget theater. But damn, look at that frost β these trichomes could stake a hunter from 50 feet away.β
Harvest: βIn the end, Louis ruins everything as usual, but the Countess delivers dense, resin-packed colas that taste like blood oranges and dark chocolate. Moral: Never let a brooding Louisiana vampire adopt your grow.β
Make the βvampire teethβ on fan leaves by carefully trimming a couple of serrated edges into sharp points (do it late in flower when leaves are less critical, or use Photoshop/GIMP for diary photos). Add little red βbloodβ drops (safe plant-safe dye or just edit in post) or tiny fang stickers for the comedy photos.
Practical Grow Tips for This Pheno
Since youβre excited about the tight, compact structure (rare for an auto, more like Brothers Grimm hash-plant vibe or Frost Banger), lean into it:
Training: LST (low stress training) or light supercropping works great on compact plantsβkeeps everything even without much stretch.
Resin focus: Boost with PK boosters in mid-late flower if your nutes allow. That extra frost you mentioned should shine under good light.
Diary style: Take photos with dramatic lighting (red gels or just phone flashlight from below for βvampireβ shadows). Caption them in over-the-top Anne Rice prose that immediately undercuts with WWDITS-level stupidity.
This kind of silly, self-deprecating humor is exactly what keeps creative energy high and gets you out of your headβlike you said, the dumber the premise, the better the flow. ""
4/22 3:48AM RF3's are ALL showing resin like a photoperiod and like OG Triploid. Some bud structure is EXACTLY like a PHOTO Black Tee Tangie Trailer Park Boys / Brothers Grimm. Can not tell them apart up close just PERFECT. The RF3's are really fun to grow!
4/23 12pm π
4/24 2:24AM ONce Reva gets here...a new story, she has horrible taste in men due to the whole Anakin thing....now i have to make Klan robes fro Jar Jar.... I have some ideas... Reva and NEW Sith Lord Darth Klanakin ...its Jar Jar in disgues....really really good weed today.
4/26 3am PH meter was off by a point...it was lower than it should have been. so that also explains why I got such deep colors right away, Purpinator and super low PH 5ish. but fixed now. Got a new one. looking better
4β26 3:27 AM. Plants are doing OK watching Bob Ross on YouTube really makes you feel talentless. You know these people play video games and swear and flip out when they lose? just as funny to watch people try to do a Bob Ross painting and flip out cause it doesnβt look anything like what itβs supposed to maybe Iβll do that one of these days, swearing, breaking of things, it would be worth the price of admission, I think
4/26 12:52 PM once you get locked into a serious finishing sugar collection tendency is to push it as far as you can and I have Iβm better off for it. Totally worth it.