Lemmings

Lemmings by Uncle Dad Vibes marries candy-forward Runtz with the high-output, indica-leaning Chauffeur. Expect medium-height plants with dense, well-stacked colas that finish in 58–70 days, projecting sweet citrus and tropical candy. Dominant terpenes lean caryophyllene, limonene, and linalool, with a faint fuel/cake echo from Chauffeur. Potency centers around 26% THC (typical 22–30%); CBD generally stays below 1%. Indoors, dialed-in canopies return about 500 g/m², and vigorous outdoor plants can push ~700 g per plant, rewarding attentive trellising. Visuals show lime- to deep-green buds dusted in frost with occasional purple flashes. Effects land as a quick, euphoric lift that smooths into happy, relaxed calm and a clear, creative headspace, trending heavier after dusk depending on phenotype. Flavor tracks sweet fruit candy over citrus peel with a light diesel-pine accent and creamy undertone. Genetics: Runtz (Gelato x Zkittlez) x Chauffeur (Wedding Cake x Zkittlez x Sundae Driver). Bred by Uncle Dad Vibes, whose Chauffeur projects are noted for big yields and washability; Lemmings inherits that vigor and stack. Growers will find a cooperative, medium-difficulty cultivar that responds to topping and light defoliation; keep humidity in check late flower to protect dense tops. Expect high yields under strong light and balanced feed; if you prize modern candy gas with structure to match, Lemmings delivers an indica-forward finish.