Slippery Susan

Slippery Susan slides in from Exotic Genetix with showy, resin-caked flowers and the pedigree to match: Tina x Grease Monkey. The Tina side (a Constantine x Triple OG child and 2017 High Times SoCal Harvest Cup Best Indica) contributes jet-fuel aromatics and deep purple hues, while Grease Monkey lends dense structure and confectionary diesel. Expect an indica-dominant hybrid expression (about 80/20) that stacks compact, spade-shaped buds flashing dark olive greens and streaks of violet under a frost of trichomes. The bouquet opens with coffee and cocoa overtones before a diesel push and a faint floral sweetness; on the palate, coffee, chocolate, and gas linger. Caryophyllene leads the terp profile, with limonene and linalool supporting, for a spicy-fuel core accented by citrus and soft floral edges. Potency frequently tests in the mid-20s THC and can reach around 30%, while CBD remains trace. In the garden, Slippery Susan runs 56–63 days of bloom, responds well to sea-of-green or multi-topped bushes, and can deliver heavy yields — up to roughly 700 g/m² indoors and around 1200 g per plant outside in optimal conditions. Plants finish medium to tall with sturdy branching. Fans prize the cultivar for a deeply relaxing, sleepy body effect with a reliable nudge toward the munchies.