A Very Judgmental Color - My 1st Grow

5/18/21 - D27F - Time is a sphere ever expanding. You merely exist in it at a moment. Knights on white satinnnnn.....Anywayyyyy, I switched the light to 12/12 and hit that flower button. Gave em some water and unleashed some heavy CO2. Threevieve was goin ham already, Rudy is at the 50! Number 2 is still busy running Virtucon, but will be around shortly, yeah. Got to 80 inside my apt today, but my box stayed in mid-70's. AC is in, in le apt, exhaust on medium, blurple full on blurpin. 5/19/21 - D28F - Never reaching, the enddd......All is well in Boxland. Sure enough, all are ladies in flower. Does this mean I will rename Number 2, Frau Fabissina? No. Rudy or Rudette? Rudy, RUdy, RUDy, RUDY!!!! [Starts slow clap]. And Threevieve was already a "boss bitch." Watered em, changed out le CO2. The Peoples Democratic Republic of Box is happy. There may only be happy in the PDRB. 5/20/21 - D29F - Letters I've written....The box was damp, the plants loved it. I accidentally knocked off two bud sites on Threevieve pushing leaves out the way. I think they may have been balls anyway, but I'll check with Barry Zuckercorn. No. 2 (steadies pinky) is just huge, massive stalk, really beautiful with some massive leaves. Rudy is beautiful, growing very well. My box is a happy box. 😃📦 5/21/21 - D30F - Never meaning to send....but I Lov.....ahem....cough....look over here. The PDRB is a happy place. It brings me joy to bend the plants to accomodate the plants. Happiness. Number 2 [eyebrow raise] is doing great, and I'm bending him every freaking, which way. Turned up the air, made it rain, and made the soil moist....gross. Rudy and Threevieve are winning in the flower department. There is only simulated sunshine in the PDRB. The happiness is real. 5/22/21 - D31F - WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER CAN'T EVEN CAPTION RIGHT!?!?! GOD! (pick one). Anywayyyy...Number 2 is doing very well, and I expect 28,000,000 micrograms of flower from him, or he vets fed to the frickin sharks. Yeah. Those sharks. Rudy is going to score me a touchdown. I don't know what the literal translation is, in measurement, other than anything under an ounce will be disappointing. THREEVIEVE IS A BOSS, has a gazillion flower sites - bankin' on blurple... 5/23/21 - D32F - Foliar sprayed with some water. Watered with some water. Number 2 is in full on flower power, yeah baby, yeah. Rudy is at the 55? Just slow clap it back. Threevieve looks amazing and her top cola looks beautiful. If the plantz were growing straight up I reckon they're 15 inches tall. Might need to get a screen for my space yet. That's how it be in the PDRB. 5/24/21 - D33F - Opened it up a little before simulated sunrise (happiness is real, all is happy in the PDRB) and sprayed those leaves and pre-buds down in H2O. Threevieve has an absolutely gorgeous cola and is all-in on flower. Rudy is at the 58? Idk, idgaf, he looks good. Number 2....looks glorious, beaming like Rob Lowe in an eyepatch...(how did he lose the eye, do they say? Wo/man, I need to rewatch that trilogy, hope it ages well)