Guerilla Grow 2026 - spot # 2

Jesperado The goblins didn’t get the easiest start in life. They were raised with limited light and far too little personal space, so naturally they did what any ambitious little goblin would do: they stretched dramatically toward the light. They have now been transplanted into their final containers and moved to a secret spot, where they can hopefully settle in, strengthen up, and become the compact little troublemakers they were always meant to be.

Jesperado The goblins are actually looking healthier than my other 3-week-old plants. 😄 They were sitting a little too much in plain sight for my liking, so I moved them to a steep hillside where only mountain goats and the occasional lost hiker are likely to find them. That’s the beauty of a guerrilla grow in pots – if the neighbors get too curious, the whole operation can simply pack up and relocate. 🌱?

Jesperado The goblins are stretching a bit, even though they’re not exactly living in best sunlight conditions. Still, they’re looking healthy, green, and surprisingly motivated. I’ve been giving them river water, and apparently they’re into that woodland goblin lifestyle — because they seem to be enjoying it just fine.

Jesperado Progress is slow, but that’s the price of keeping them tucked away and out of sight. I’ve basically traded maximum sunlight for maximum stealth — not exactly ideal, but sometimes the ninja approach wins. They got a little snack today: some molasses, Epsom salt, and calcium. I’m still considering moving them at some point, but for now I’m undecided. They may stay in their secret little hideout a bit longer.

Jesperado The Goblins are developing painfully slowly, almost certainly because this spot doesn’t get enough sunlight. I know moving them would probably improve their chances, but I’m not willing to compromise my two other guerrilla locations by placing more plants there. For now, they’ll have to stay where they are. It’s frustrating because I know exactly what they need, but secrecy and ideal growing conditions don’t always go hand in hand. Sometimes the safest location simply isn’t the most productive one. I’ve added guano as a top dressing and continue watering with molasses, so now I’ll have to see what they can manage with the limited sunlight available.

Jesperado The goblins have finally revealed their first pistils—officially entering their next phase. Their stems are getting noticeably thicker, and their thirst is picking up too.

Jesperado The Goblins look healthy, but they’re definitely flimsier than the plants at my other spot. I’m curious to see how the shade affects them. Since bud rot visits me every year and these won’t be ready until September, smaller buds might actually be a blessing in disguise.