Special African Savannah Grow

I can only hope the offspring are as gorgeous as the mother, which was comfortably over a meter tall in about 6l soil (after transplant from even smaller container), grown from late autumn/start winter through to late spring with no feeding. I will add pictures of the offspring soon.

Images of the elusive African Savannah have been captured in its natural habitat. Which after minor environmental engineering and geological modification based on the finest modern technology and materials available is hosting The Plastic, a parasitic cancerous GMO tumour growth spawned from a cyst sac that was inserted into the Savannah with only moderately invasive surgery, as God and nature intended. *I was gonna continue with this joke, but I think this is funnier. I got no time for you mammon worshipers. Good luck with that.

Hello everyone. The Plastic tumour is expanding exponentially and unconstrained on its host, as predicted. I'm happy to report that soon most of the African Savannah will have entirely transformed into a cesspool of The Plastic, thus aiding in the healthcare of the all important "economy". A more worthy, true, benevolent ideal than that certainly can't be conjured by any mere "Gods" in the face of scientific authority and societal progress. This was further confirmed by my recent findings in the local rivers when I went for my daily fishing trip, as I netted one of those new "smart"fish (I could tell by the welcome advertising, though I'm unsure which corporate entity's intellectual property it is and I wouldn't want to run into infringement issues) which automatically billed my debit account as I pulled it out of the what used to be clean water. On proceeding analysis of the fish... it was gutted... But I wasn't! I was pleasantly surprised to find that The Plastic cysts had self-replicated and populated most of the environment within mere days, including aforementioned specimen. However, theoretically that shouldn't have been possible... despite huge amounts of toxic mining waste including uranium, tritium, arsenic, mercury, fluoride, chlorine, chlorpyrfiros (as used on marijuana crops in swaziland by american govt) and glyphosate at the very least. Some Fukushima caesium and plutonium could certainly have helped with that. But I digress, not knowing what exactly caused the propagation, further compositional tests on the contents of the fish's intestines revealed otherworldly amounts of mulberry. Which makes me suspect It was likely the Aliens that fostered such uncontrolled, spontaneous creation and propagation. Further analyses are pending and I'm waiting for genetic sequencing results to identify the corporate entities I should reference (remember, they're people too) with respect to the aquatic commodity I attained. Aquaman would undoubtedly be interested in these findings, too, as he owns like 75% of the planet, you know. To be misconstrued...

Hello. In recent happenings, unfortunately, the Savannah has experienced regular flooding, even though there's drought. Which poses almost no problem for The Plastic as it continues to destroy its environment. Also, somewhat bizarrely, some of the plastic has mobilized and invaded other environments. I have no idea how The Plastic could get from here all the way to Australia. But I'm faced with a dilemma here, you can't have regular flooding and droughts at the same place at the same time, that's illogical, so I blame climate change, of course. So, what should I do about that? I mean, we've got a carbon tax, right. Obviously it's easy to qualitatively quantify the value of the beneficial impact the carbon tax is having on sustaining "the economy". But more fundamentally, it occurred to me that has no practical provable impact on improving the environment. I mean, the theory is solid. You tax the earth for existing. Sure, that makes sense. What right does it have just like, being there possibly even disrupting corporate profit motive? The gall. But since we can't directly indict the Earth, has anyone tried to use the accumulated funds from the carbon tax to bribe the Sun? I'm pretty sure if we can get it on our side, it can tell the Earth just who's boss.

The Savannah appears ruined, there's plastic everywhere and life isn't worth it. I quit. *Taking the advice of an actual medical doctor from the tropics (and I know they never lie, it's not as if they were taught 7 years of marketing catalogues for nothing), as evidenced by THIS particularly cheap and ethically indicting article https://medicalxpress.com/news/2019-10-opioid-related-gifts-pharma-companies-linked.html I moved on to a psychiatrists, since they're easier to bribe. They can help me distribute my new I-MY-ME-E-THCDCBDVDTVDSTDLC products. The goal? Girl Scout Cooties and crabs... maybe even lobster. And here comes the marketing bitch. It's just like herb, except it's more like spice though improving on the previous real thing(c)(r)(tm). Admittedly, it's less fake and comes with numerous benefits predicted for you by totally unbiased "machine leaning" riding drones/sex robots (with the scientific consensus overwhelmingly confirmed with the weight of the evidence provided in-silicone studies) as promoted by many international experts and dealers, which predicts you will get very localized cancer (in the shape of a bullet hole to your skull) from climax change if you don't stay hooked, plowboy! Mo Big Dick? Bedhand? Bulk Hairy? Gobblebum? Femdog? Clean Fellatio? Bangdaddy Slurple? Screw Cream? Blowzilla kitties? Flew by her? Aka 7-9-11? Going 747? Stupor Skank? Girl Scout Cooties? https://youtu.be/SlSYM22LEfM Oh yeah, I've been listening to Terrahurts frequency stuff. Guess what? I kinda know the sun. The world is scheduled for annihilation. *Weo Weo*. Some people have black dogs, I have https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brB5nadUEbI I love those likes. Up and Atom, Boeing away.