Hello everyone, people! This is the largest Autoflowering plant that I have ever grown!)) The photo still does not convey the entire volume and its size .. it is just gigantic! fills a 1 square meter grow tent .. flowering started well! and develops without any problems .. received the first doses today Nirvana and Big Bud from advanced nutrients!!

day 16 in flower. very little stretching on this Pheno. and she's started showing her purple already. I'm super excited and hope I get my taste and high on point. thanks for sticking with me. 🙏🏿💯

20/02/2025 Week 4 While i have been figuring out these ratios; i feel i have wasted nearly 2months. Never mind though; comparison is the thief of joy. It is what it is; getting my panties in a twist and worked up isnt worth the agro. No speed run this time round. Never mind. 21/02/202"4 Lights Off Freaky Pablo l growing very slow! 21/02/2025 Lights On! Deffolled Fractual Geometry mixed in a bit of Factual Attomimy; makes it all fit together like a Factory Alignment on to me. PARDON? exactly nobody says anything 🙄 😒 21/02/202"4 Midday! 3-4days I'll transplant to 10l pots then 20l for flower 🌼 To be quite frank; the proper vegging starts now! Teresa Palmer 22/02/2025 Lights On! Deffolled "The Teresa Palmer Experiments" 2:22 maybe? Another film called "The Identity" both actresses star in it. AKA - Freaky P 🤪 reinvigorated and reimaged. Will be splashing her with some Magic MarkerxZZTOP pollen towards the end of her flower 🌼" - shame in real life shes a keeper! 😜 Why call her Teresa Palmer? Because i wanna nail her lol jokes aside 🤣 'It's her second name Palmer'? "When I'm smoking Palm trees I feel a calm breeze Every time my palm leaves ^Get it? Like the blonde b!tch!" -Em I can't remember what film but there is a film with "Teresa Palmer" or was it that girl of "Heroes" the blonde cheerleader 🤔 i can't remember for they look kinda identical. "Hayden Panettiere" thats her. Weird but wonderful DNA floating about Hollywood. They all look similar. DNA repeats in my eyes. Anyways she's called the "The Teresa Palmer Experiment" Because she had "Magic Maker White Stains on her jeans from breeding i assume. Long story short - Hollywood DNA Experiments. Let's add in some Mutant Genetics to stir the pot! I wanna' palm her and mark her lol MarkerxZZTOP 23/02/2025 Lights Off! Defolled and a little LST Lil VT to show the Roots progression! "Sprayed walls with h202 6% inside of tent and turned on the humidifier outside ofWW1 the tent with 10ml of 3% to 8L" Also did a Lite spray of hyaluronic acid mixed in the water should help with faster exorbitant The Cuttings 12%HP! Sprayed on Cuttings walls "no direct contact" i made sure I wasn't baked this time round 😉 no HP burn marks on my hands 😀 because I wear gloves now! I know it's know i am a genuine genius. Not this has all been done before. Nothing new under the sun my buddies! "I have a stupid obsession with Teresa Palmer at this moment in time" - aye behave i know what you are thinking@ jackfrost 24/02/2025 Lights On Shapron! Lights Off! High stress training or Twisted and disabled for 5 days to recover she'll need. 25/02/2025 Light On! Camera action 🎬 👌 Midday deffolled! Now I let them all be to grow up! Switching to 10L buckets tomorrow Light Increased to 420watts! 35dli 26/02/2025 Midday The last of the training. Time to let then veg it out and relax! Lights OuT!!! Removed all old growth and left just the stems. Covered them all with domes and sprayed inside with h202 3% and sprayed them with 0.5% hyaluronic acid in distilled water 💧 Lights will come back on full power! 630watts; will follow this Shedule for 3/5days! New growth! TF will need to be equivalent with more domes as she's opens up. "I said to my therapist 2yrs ago jokingly; that' I'll have all my problem's sorted when the planets align!: Don't you just hate it' when you are really in a 'TV Show' and it cuts off for a break right at the end just before the ending credits; to comeback after the break to run the credits then run another break! I love beeing pour runny honey 🍯 just to save money! Meaning: I don't really subscribe to scription because they always get you at the start with 3months free trial and you can cancel anytime. Every 3yrs Amazon's gives you 3months free trail for 'Prime' Well Amazon' ain't my problem it's the deaf PlutoTV I put on for background noise and I really get into the True Crime' shows. Jesus Christ lad! Whom ARE you arguing with! I just re-read and it says I qoate " :Don't you just hate it' when you are really in a 'TV Show'" haha When you are really in a TV Show what like Trueman 👍 no no like your life! We get to watch all this back apparently......aannnnnd I am really into your wife! 😉 haha "Dude you could of just edited that! I could of! Butter i didn't cook the cookies in the oven but in the air cooker! Talk about "taking the crunch too far" it's all this pressure 😫 and me treating my mental illnesses! Yeah illnesses! We are all f'ing ill! "Time for a 5day break!" - have a kitkat 😍 See what i did there! Time for a short reses To "the slabb" website to order boozy chocolates 🍫 "Order out of chaos always happens it's the drfine laW!" What's these "Teresa Palmer Experiments" supposed to be proving? 'Atm..Nothing absolutely 💯 nothing' but soon the answers will come and it'll all slot into place once I figure this out to how far i can push the plants. The answers in finding the most efficient feed/money for the fastest growth. Plus it's all a bit of fun in it! We're all professionals "who's to say" 😉 God's plants are Our Zzplant? the government stance to protect the youngsters rants. I danced before I could crawl. Lol

SATURDAY 8/25: I prepped WW#2 for slaughter..one more good flush and a haircut. She'll have one more day in the sun, then it's a dark day and the axe. She's got a few resin leaks that I can't quite get a good picture of..looks like a drop of oil oozing out of a calyx. Makes my mouth water... Seedlings are doing well. I transplanted two of them into tall 5 gal pots and they are doing fine. EM#2 will get another nutrient douche along with EM#3 and both Candy Canes tomorrow. I'm thinking that might also be CC#1's last taste of nutes. An interesting thing about CC#2 is that while her trichromes are pretty much all cloudy and/or amber, the majority of her stigmas aren't withered...I haven't seen that before, but I've never really grown any indica genetics before this grow. CC#1 is delightfully redhaired. I jarred up WW#1 into 3 x quart jars, EM#4 into 4 x quart jars, and EM#1 into 4 pint jars (barely). Bought more quart jars later today and will rejar EM#1 tomorrow SUNDAY: I did the harvest report on WW#1, EM#1, and EM#4 today. EM#4 is now is 3 x quart jars. I harvested WW#2 today...yowsa! (see pics) I mixed up a batch of nutes for EM#3, but after a close look at everybody, I decided to start flushing CC#1, CC#2..they are both suddenly ready. 15-20% amber trichromes. They'll get a few more days in the sun before meeting their maker. I flushed EM#2 again. I'm gonna harvest her tomorrow. She's at about 25% amber trichs today! Really oozing the good stuff.. MONDAY: (queue Metallica's 'Harvester of Sorrow'..) WW#2 got the axe today and thoroughly saturated the air with her odoriferous emanations. A wondrous bouquet! The big tent is getting empty, so I rearranged the remaining girls for optimized PAR and spectra. I really need those seedlings and clones to hurry the phuk up. WW#2 is drying nice and slow in the top basket and EM#2 is now right below her in the second basket. CC#1 will be in the basket below them tomorrow...she's ready. CC#2 will also be drying in the next day or two after that. That will leave EM#3 (Bush Bitch) as the last remaining original member of this crop. Besides her, there's the Pineapple Express gift from my other diary and that's it for my bloomers. As I said before, I sure wish I had taken the fine print more seriously and believed that they'd really finish so quickly. I should have started these seedlings at least 2 weeks earlier... TUESDAY: I harvested both CC's today. They couldn't be more ripe. 68 days from seed...impressive. I just wish they had packed on a little more size in the first few weeks so that these super-sugary buds were bigger. This stuff is far more sticky and stiNky than the WW or the EM, but I'll be lucky to get 2 ounces from each of them. When you factor that in with the fact that I only got 3 of 7 to grow (one in current batch of seedlings), the taste/effect will have to be completely off the charts for me to even consider ever ordering any more of them. WEDNESDAY: I recharged 50gals of soil and have it cooking up now I gave Bush Bitch some water and will give her nutes on Friday. THURSDAY: The video I added today is the total harvested bud for this grow, minus EM#3/Bush Bitch...I'm betting she'll be 4 quart jars by herself. From right to left, it's: 3 x 1-quart jars of EM#4, 2 x 1-quart jars of EM#1, the 2 purple lidded 1-quart jars are CC#1, and the tall 2-quart jar between them is CC#2...the two red lidded 1-quart jars are WW#1, the 2.5 gallon jar is WW#2, and the 1.5 gal jar is EM#2. WW#2 was dry and went into 3 x 1-quart jars. She weighed 90g..not too bad. EM#2 is still in the biggest jar with the lid off and some bovedas. CC#1 was about 70% dry so I put it into a big jar with some bovedas and the lid open, branches intact. CC#2 was mostly dry except for her main cola. She went into a big jar after the photo shoot with the lid off and some bovedas. I feel so stupid..I had my diary listed with "published wattage" rather than actual draw wattage. My actual wattage drawn during flowering: 2000w Morsen blurple: 463w 2 x 100w Cree CXB3590: 108w 2 x 100w Citizen Clu048: 108w 4 x 12w Miracle LED: 48w 2 x 36w Higrow Deep Red LED: 48w 2 x 54w ABI Deep Red LED: 52w 3 x 1m strip LED below canopy: 27w 2 x 15.0 26w UVB: 52w 1 x 20w 3000k par38 spot: 20w TOTAL: 926w draw at the wall

This quite possibly may be the best diary I have ever ran. It's most likely my personal best autoflower. It's not big from a yield perspective but I think I reached max potency. Sometimes when you really hit what a strain wants the results can be amazing. The colors on this lady are absolutely beautiful. Like fall colors in the Adirondacks!!!!! This time of year our leaves outside are loaded with anthocyanins & carotene & xanthophyll the same chemicals that cause our wonderful buds to get thier colors & hues. I know these 3 chemicals very well because I am an arborist & care for trees as a career. I hope you enjoy this very special diary & check back next week to see just how fast she finishes up! In the meantime remember its 4:20 somewhere!!!!

Week 7 Mars Hydro TS1000 has arrived. plants starting up te flowering stage. did some light defoliation.

Photoperiod buds 🤩 The smell is absolutely divine very fruity,sweet & tropical🍋🍊🍉🍌 Solid like a diamond 💎 Bay harbor butcher’s trim to show the density

Back from vacation. Gone 8 days and this is what I came back to! A lot of work ahead.

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1/21: I rotated the edge plants and foliar fed with big bloom a few times today. 1/22: I fed them about 3/4 gallon each after top-dressing their pots with a heaping tablespoon of happy frog cavern culture( bat and seabird guano). That will make some P and K available to them over the next 2 weeks as they begin to flower. Aside from that, I went with full strength veg nutes because I'm still seeing some yellowing and som cal-mag deficiencies. I also added some more liquid molasses. They're gonna need the energy as they start their stretch. I foliar fed a few times throughout the day with big bloom. 1/23: EXPLOSIVE GROWTH last night...love it...everybody is stretching...pretty sure the 14/10 photoperiod is working!! I foliar fed with big bloom a few times today. 1/24: These are the puniest plants so far, but they are starting to show me some lateral growth. 1/25: I watered each of them with a half-gallon including bembe, cal-mag, signal, armor si, and humic acid. 1/26: Flowering! 1/27: That's it for week 5-

Going well

Started soaking purple lemonade autoflower from fast buds on 5/17 Placed in damp paper towel with some great white for 2 days till taproot got decent size then planted into coco She popped up in coco 2 days later on 5/23 an has been doing good She's growing good comming up ending week 1 of seedling stage Begining week 2 of seedling the Purple Lemonade is doing good she sprouted missing a leaf in one side but grew the next set perfect so hoping she keeps on the good path

to mutch cold here 2 week with low temps at night cicle betwen 12 &16 graus in europe. maybe this is the reason of that purple orange colors (:

Another week in the books. She's getting closer to the end.

changed individual heights due to post seeding of 4 plants ob1 has lock out (looks like react to little pots and/or not enough lux->lux:12000=>15000 / shows cal+mag-defi->lil xtra calmag+teaspoon of epsom salt top dressing) ob2 is phyllotaxic new strawberry pie 2 is phyllotaxic bg4-th is a cripple hb2 is tiny ____________________________________________ light- and watering schedule: see photos now: 16 plants 3 x Auto Orange Bud > Dutch Passion (early80's) 3 x Haze Berry Automatic > Royal Queen Seeds (2018) 2 x Auto Euforia > Dutch Passion (late 90's) 2 x Auto Bubblegum > TH Seeds (late 80's) 2 x Original Auto BubbleGum > Fast Buds Company (late 80's) 1 x Strawberry Pie Auto > Fast Buds Company 1 x Gorilla Cookies Auto Seed Stockers (2015) 2 x Auto White Widow x Big Bud > Female Seeds setup + strategy: 18 seeds 3 x Auto Orange Bud > Dutch Passion (early80's) 3 x Haze Berry Automatic > Royal Queen Seeds (2018) 3 x Auto Euforia > Dutch Passion (late 90's) 2 x Auto Bubblegum > TH Seeds (late 80's) 2 x Original Auto BubbleGum > Fast Buds Company (late 80's) 2 x Strawberry Pie Auto > Fast Buds Company 1 x Gorilla Cookies Auto Seed Stockers (2015) 2 x Auto White Widow x Big Bud > Female Seeds setup: 18 x gronest 2 liter 60 cm x 120 cm x 180 cm (2 x 4) growtent 4 l humidifier 25 watt axial fan 15 watt clip fan ro-filter bath room with a 50 watts room fan (-> carbon filter not necessary) ...and a lot of odds and ends. grow strategy: max yield by stressing with: 1. tiny shoes (2 l fabric pots standing on 3 plastic rings (4 cm) for max oxygen) 2. tiny growspace (18plants on 0.72 sqm) 3. many strains (8 strains) 4. annoying neighbourhood (mixing old - i.e. bubblegum (late 80's) - with young- i.e. hazeberry (2018) - genetics) 5. no stress by light or food or water 6. unintentionally too much food plus: - no lst - no hst - just leaf tucking - positioning bigger strains (euphoria, orange bud, haze berry) or just bigger phenos on less intense light spots (end of tent + edges) - music-rotation: 24 hrs reggae (for sativas) - 24 hrs classicals (because it's scientifically proofed) - 24 hrs traditionals from the hindukush region (for the indicas) max efficiency (min electricity - max yield): - light: 23 h on - 1 h off - keeping the distance of 18" (45 cm) and dimming to the right par (lux) - value depending on growing stages (see sheet: beginning 185 par ( 10000 lux/100 watt )/end 340 par ( 18000 lux/175 watt )) => ends up in approx. 170 watts in average over max 15 weeks temperatur management: - using approx. max. half of what the lamp can do keeps temperature low: my tsl 2000 is pulling max. 360 watts of the wall - i need only 175 watts, results in less temperature than using a 175 watts lamp - adjusting the temperature by using a humidifier outside of tent: blown in humidity is soaking degrees and is transported out by fan, works much better than doing the same with pure air summer extreme: no humidifier: 36°C / 35 rh - with humidifier: 29°C / 65 rh works for 1-2 weeks of real hot summer days, no mould, no signs of stress in two summers germination: seeding in waterglass spraying "basic"-water: ro-water (22 ppm) + calmag to 180 ppm every 4 - 8 hours until sprouted man versus fungus gnat: 5 days before seeding i'm running the tent with "basic"-watered pots as if there were plants inside - led on, fans on, humidifier on. Fungus gnats coming with the soil might take the chance to come out now for breeding. i'm waiting with a 9 mm rifle. in the past i found 6 gnats in 2 of 8 x 50 l biobizz lightmix bags coming out of the soil. i could eliminate every single gnat successfully ;) rotating harvest: the little ones will be harvested completely when ready. at this point only the top branches of the big ones will be cut...and the new (basic-watered) pots of the new grow will move into the tent. 2-3 weeks later the secod half of the big ones will be cut and the second half of the new grow will move in... nutes: biobizz / soil: biobizz lightmix bloom,grow,topmax,activera,algamic + aminopower instead of bio heaven (too expensive) individual feeding schedule/once a week: veg: 200 - 600 ppm bloom: 600 - 900 ppm water: ro-water with: veg: 100-150 ppm calmag bloom: 150 ppm calmag

Just started the beans

35/60

Starting to see pistils and definitely stretching. Everything seems to be going smooth. I'm defoliating slowly, just a couple fan leaves a day. I have a mini dehumidifier coming tomorrow to handle my humidity issues. I recommend anyone using Maxibloom as a nute to buy a magnetic stirrer to fully dissolve it.

420Fastbuds FBT2304 Week 9 What up everyone. Weekly update on these beauties. Getting some fade in the leafs on the bigger one and having to feed her almost 2x what I normally do of 2000ml about every day in a half. Besides that they seem to be on cruise control through the flower stage. The main colas are definitely swelling up as one could hope and to think they probably both have another 2 weeks before harvest it'll be interesting and exciting to see how big they'll turn out. Nutes will be stopped this week and they'll be getting only ph'd water for the remainder of flower. All in all Happy Growing

Cantaloupe haze needed a good flush brought runoff from 2000 ppm to 1100ppm will continue to monitor.