Funk Master

Funk Master by Cannabiotix is an in-house indica born from Master Kush and GM-Uhoh #233 (CBX's GMO selection). Dense, spade-shaped nuggets glisten under a thick frost of trichomes, flashing bright orange pistils against pale olive calyxes. Crack a jar and the room fills with skunky gym-bag funk, garlic, and roadside skunk layered over sweet, earthy OG Kush tones; on the palate that savory-gassy edge lands clean, then lingers. With THC typically around 32% and total terpenes near 2.25%, a trio of Limonene, Linalool, and Myrcene steers a richly aromatic profile that feels polished and cohesive. Effects arrive quickly and heavily: a deep, relaxing body melt, hazy tranquility, and drowsy contentment that make this cut unmistakably indica in character. In the grinder, its sticky density releases a brighter citrus-lavender lift from Limonene and Linalool before Myrcene grounds it with kushy calm. Master Kush contributes its classic hash-plant structure and evergreen earth, while GMUh-Oh #233 drives the signature GMO garlic-gas, thickening the low-end funk without muting sweetness. The pedigree shows; CBX's Master Kush earned Best Indica Flower at the 2016 High Times Halloween Cup, and Funk Master carries that same connoisseur finish forward. Glistening, sticky, and unabashedly loud, Funk Master celebrates Cannabiotix's selection craft by bottling two icons into one unified, ultra-funky expression.