20W led in subwoofer | First grow

Hi everyone. At the beggining — english is my second language, so sorry for mistakes :) In Russia you can get a longer criminal sentence for mj than for murder🤷, therefore i'm using subwoofer as a stealth grow box, which has 0.01m2 usable space. Fact that I was never grew mj before and haven't experience, ph, tds meters — meaning that next two months will be fun. Also i'm wanna get the pollen with gibberellic acid (colloidal silver hard to find in my bumblefuck with over a million people). Day 1​ Put the seed in a glass of diy distillate. Through 3 hours the seed drowned. After that, I put it between two sponges and placed them in a bag. After another 8 hours I planted the seed with root in the soil ____________________________________________________________________ Day 4​Watered the plant with heteroauxin (and novichok lol) ____________________________________________________________________ Day 7​ The plant stopped growing probably because I overwatered it

Day 9​ Covered the box with foil. Day 11 The humidity rose strongly and condensate appeared on the walls of the box. So I look inside from time to time to see when Noah starts building the ark. The soil is still wet after 4th day. Day13 The edges of the leaves began to lighten in a chaotic order. Probably because of the 24/0 light day. Started feeding 16-2-14-0-2-0+micro+B6 (leaf feeding).

15 Day Watered the plant with arachidonic acid. Started LSTraining this incomprehensible pile of leaves and branches. Stretched and tilted everything that could be stretched and tilted, just in case. Also I wanted to stretch the cat, but I do not have a cat. 20 day Started foliar feeding with B1, B6, glycine and methionine. I mixed the amino acids in the proportions of cannabiogen delta 9, but fucked up one moment — delta9 use 6ml/L and I used 100% concentrate. Well, f*ck it. I'll harvest 1kg instead of 20g. Never mind.

Day 23 Changed the light in the growbox. Now I have 6.6W 6500K x 2, 6.6W 2700K x 2. Total wattage ~27W. After spending a day under this lamp the plant seemed to became small. The branches began to get thinner and taller, and the leaves lost meat. Probably in a microbox don't need this fu*king warm light.

Day 29 One branch was treated with gibberellin. for 3 days it became longer than the other two times and the leaves became thinner and lighter. _____________________________________________________________________________ Day 32 Started chlorosis from the burn light. For ~40 hours, many of the upper leaves turned white. Either not enough iron, or food in general. Decided to removed some fan leaves.

Day 37 Necrosis of the leaves stopped. The distance to the lamp is 5 centimeters. Some leaves have burning tips. Day 41 Between the plant and the lamp 3 cm. Not only the upper leaves burned, but also the flowers. But I can't lower the branches below, because the plant fell lower more often than Russian girls on their knees on holiday in Turkey.😏

Day 46 Fan leaves turned pale, branches turned pink, and the leaves at the top became blue-green. Feeling that part of the plant is starving, and some of it is overdosed with potassium. Perhaps all this is because of the wrong pH (hands).

Day 52

Day 57 Mold appeared on the burnt tops. Now every couple of days I cut dry tops.

Day 65 First time in my life I smoked weed. I feel like I've been injected with adrenaline, pulled a smile on my face and forced to dance. All this was accompanied by interesting visuals. After 4 hours I decided that before existence there is nothing and after existence there is nothing. Why the transition from nothing to nothing is something. Maybe because nothing contains something? Then that means nothing isn't empty.😅 Day 69 Started feeding with diy ripen. Continue to cut the burnt tops.

Day 73 The plant eventually stopped drinking and became dry. Started watering distillate.

In the photo wet buds, but they have dried up long ago and their weight is 26 grams. Sugar leaves weight about the same. Consequences... Well.. For dimwit in growing like me, that result is ok. Sad that gibberellic acid didn't help with male flower. Only increased the length of the branch. Few words about the smell. On vegetation the plant smells wonderful - synthetic candy apple. On flowering - earthy wormwood.