Sexy Time

05/03/24. We made it through germination. Week one on the way Not much going on but growth. This baby had a spurt from me dimming the light. Not as bad as her friend Pablo, but still. She’s a bit leggy. Node spacing looks decent so far. No nutrients yet. Taking it easy this time around. Lights at 50% and about 24 inches away. I thought it was a bit too much, but she said otherwise. Will watch for any adjustments. Humidity between 55-60%. Temperature between 72-78f. Watering when soil looks dry and cup is light. I think that’s everything for this update. Thanks for lookin. 🙂 Thanks Divine Seeds for the awesome baby https://divineseeds.net/euphoria/ Euphoria is a high quality hybrid descending from a unique batch of Skunk #1 whose massive productivity, psychedelic impact and superior taste made it one of a kind. Euphoria can definitely be advised as a first-time smoker’s #1 choice! For that purpose Divine Seeds breeders put a lot of science and calculation into stabilizing their own re-make. Fast to flower, Euphoria has a special happy mellow impact that gave this strain its name. A lot of progressive breeding was done to balance its cannabinoids into a perfect combination that causes the ultimate dopamine outburst. Simply said, Euphoria strain and human are meant

05/10/24. Going into week 2 So I’m annoyed af with the site. Shouldn’t take 400 times to update a diary. I may come back later to make it more informative but as of now .. yeah. No thanks. No food. Just water. I think my lights on crack. It’s 100% 20 inches away and this thing is 4 inches and fell over and died. Okay it didn’t die but damn. No reason for this or it’s friend Pablo to be this tall with so much light. My baby banana is with them and perfectly normal. Eh. Get your shit together GD. Shouldn’t take a whole day.. on and off to post a weekly update 😤

5/17/24. Going into week 3 So the times actually not so sexy currently. Euphoria seems pissed and I’m not sure why. She’s been in droop mode for basically after the first week. I’ve tried not watering.. watering. Now it looks as though her bottom leaves are having some issues. I didn’t think droopy leaves was caused by hunger, but on account of the way the bottom leaves are looking I’d say she probably wants some food. This doesn’t make much sense either since she was transplanted into a bigger pot with fresh soil that I’m sure has plenty nutrients for her. If anyone has any ideas I welcome the input. Not much has changed since other updates. Haven’t fed, but will next watering Temperature between about 75-80f. Humid between 55-62. Lights at 100% about 22 inches up. Hoping I can figure out what’s causing this girls sadness. She’s falling behind the other 2 growing with her. Also, just hate seeing a not happy little plant :( 5/18/24. Whatever the problems is.. it’s progressing badly and fast. Moved her out of direct light this morning and still it’s gotten worse. Ugh. I think that’s everything for this update. Thanks for lookin. 🙂 Thanks Divine Seeds for the awesome baby https://divineseeds.net/euphoria/ Euphoria is a high quality hybrid descending from a unique batch of Skunk #1 whose massive productivity, psychedelic impact and superior taste made it one of a kind. Euphoria can definitely be advised as a first-time smoker’s #1 choice! For that purpose Divine Seeds breeders put a lot of science and calculation into stabilizing their own re-make. Fast to flower, Euphoria has a special happy mellow impact that gave this strain its name. A lot of progressive breeding was done to balance its cannabinoids into a perfect combination that causes the ultimate dopamine outburst. Simply said, Euphoria strain and human are meant

05/24/24. Going into week 4 It’s been a terrible week for little Euphi. Wasn’t sure the poor girl was gonna make it out alive. She’s had leaf issues which were progressing very quickly and were starting to affect ALL of her, which isn’t much to begin with. She’s fallen behind the other 2 substantially. I’m still not quite sure what the problem was exactly, and I’m thinking maybe it was just a combination of things. I can’t say she’s out of the woods yet, but today she’s not droopy! She looks like hell from her past issues BUT her little leaves are reaching up now. So, that’s progress right? I’ll take it. Over this past week I did not water her at all. I did make a very weak batch of nutrients that had even parts micro grow and bloom as well as cal mag. I took her out of the light and very lightly misted the underside of her little leaves. After that I kept her under a small grow bulb for most of the week. Today she’s going back to be with her friends. Hopefully she can get back to normal life now. This morning I’ve finally watered her with a very low dose of the same nutrients I already mentioned and will obviously list up top. Light for her will now be 70% dimmed at 27 inches up. Temperature is not great now too. 75-85f at times. Humidity between 55-62. It really sucks that this happened. This is my first time having problems like this. Sucks because you never wanna see unhappy plants, but also because of course this would happen when it’s a sponsored contest. I’m sure this looks real good on me lol. Oh well, at least people can see this is real and that shit happens. Hopefully we can pull her out of this and get back to kicking some contests butt! Okay, okay we probably won’t kick any butt, but at least show we can make a beautiful plant even when there’s bad times. Mkay I’m shutting up now. Thanks for lookin :)

05/31/24. Going into week 5 Hellloooo good to see yuh. Welcome to Euphoria. Finally I can be positive on an update! Feels good.. one might almost say euphoric 🤪. Okay lame lame I know haha Alright sooo if you were here previously you know Euphi was borderline fucked. She’s fallen way behind her friends and was basically sick and it unknown to whether she’d make it out or not. Well my friendssss.. she’s out of the hospital and so far- making a good recovery. She went back and joined her friends under the big girl light and is taking well to the fluids she’s had. Her color is returning to a normal shade and no signs of any more progressions. Hopefully she stays that way. She does have a bit of a weird turned finger on her leaf, but I’m not gonna freak out about that. On the serious information stuff: She’s grown 5 inches since last update and is starting to get some branching going finally. I went ahead and topped her. Did it so late as I felt she was in no shape to handle it until recently. It doesn’t appear to have upset her at all. The light is now 23 inches up and at about 90%. All the dimming and moving it up as made some not very good node spacing. Ah well, rather have not great spacing and a healthy plant. Humidity has been about 50% and temperatures varying between 75-82f. Im pretty sure that the issue here was a phosphorus deficiency which seems odd to me in veg stage. I’ve put a picture of the leaf for your viewing displeasure. It’s a good example of what you DONT want your leaves to look like lol Anyway, let’s hope we have nothing but great weeks here on out. Thanks for dropping by & have a great weekend.😀

06/07/24. Going into week 6 Little Euphi continues to make progress. She’s still regaining color and the tiny branches that started to come out last week have gotten much bigger. She has also grown 2 inches. I fear in trying to get her back healthy she has a bit much nitrogen. Some of the leaves are a bit dark green. I can never get that damn nitrogen right haha. I haven’t done any training at all with her as she’s been so upset previously.. I just wanna let her be happy, healthy, and grow at this point. I’m pretty sure she still wants an increase in calcium. There’s brownish orange speckles on a couple of her leaves yet. The deficiency before I thought was just phosphorus, but I’m pretty sure now it was a combination of that and calcium. Environmental information is all the same as last week, as well as the watering and feeding. I have been giving her an equal amount of 2.5 each of micro grow and bloom which is for non aggressive growth. Now that she’s actively growing again .. and because it seems my medium must be heavy on nitrogen, I am going to lower the grow amount to 1 and see what happens. Trying to avoid N tox here. I’ve included pictures of the damaged leaves again and left them on for her to dispose of (other than the fallen I’ll dispose of now). I’m gonna always keep things real here in hopes someone who’s having these problems may find some help if they have these issues. Definitely bad for this being in a competition LOL but this is reality. Won’t fake things.. contest or not. Wellp that’s a wrap. Cross your fingers that she continues to heal, grow, and be beautiful. Take care. :)

06/14/24 Going into week 7 Euphoria is coming along. She’s behind where I’d like her to be, but she’s growing and looking better.. mostly. I will probably transplant her next week. Late..I know, but she’s still trying to get outta the funk and I just don’t wanna piss her back off. Seems like the other problems are clearing up but she still looks so deficient in calcium. That or at this point I’m like .. is it some kinda fungus? Eh. She has freckles now instead of the other nasty crap. Im feeding her a higher ratio of nutrients today and listed above. Im letting her be other than that. Took some pictures to show the good but of course I included the bad cuz we gotta keep it real. Until next time…

06/21/24 Going into week 8 This girl has come a long way. From the little sickly, stunted, sad thing she was… She still has some minor issues as her bottom leaves tell me, but we’re working through it. She’s gained a bunch of branches and 6 inches in a week. Her stems finally thickening as well. Haven’t changed anything in her treatment since last update other then just transplanted her about an hour ago. So far she seems happy with it. Crossing my fingers.. as she’s very finicky.

06/28/24. Here we gooo into week 1 flower. Euphoria has now moved to the flowering tent where’s she met her 320w light that’s about 22 inches above her at 60% on dim. Will be decreasing dim after she’s had a few days to get acclimated. This is a very hungry girl. Never seen such an appetite. Currently if I don’t feed her EVERY water she throws fits (leaves). I’m not used to that and I’ve caused her problems with not understanding her demands. Im not sure if this will change at some point or what. Im hoping so. This week im following manufacturers transition ratios. They should know better than me. She has struggled and is a bit smaller than her friends, but man has she made a lot of progress. She’s growing pretty well now, still has the remnants of her unhappy times (damaged leaves). My thoughts on veg stage: She’s been a finicky one for me. There were times when I thought we wouldn’t even make it to flower. This in my opinion is due to my errors, not her. She’s definitely a resilient little soldier. She bosses on. I’d like to grow this again in the future with what I know about her now. Of course another seed might not be the same, but if it was, I’d know what was going on and react much better. All in all I’m pleased so far. Thanks Divine Seeds. ❤️ https://divineseeds.net/euphoria/

07/06/24. Going into week 2 flower Not sure how this little lady is going to do with trellis. Don’t think she really needs it but decided to get 2 other girls into it..so she’s along for the ride. It’s a bit late for it also, but well lol..kinda last minute decision. Health wise she’s doing much better now that I feed her a scary amount of nutrients. I’ve never fed plants this much. Idk what the deal is. Anyhow, she still seems much behind where I think she should be but I love her anyways. She is also not as thirsty as her friends. She’s thirsty every few days. Thinking I might have to wind up putting something under her to raise her up eventually, as she’s seeming to remain shorter. Time will tell. All in all I’m just happy she’s doing better now. Catch yuh on the next one

7/14/24. Going into week 3 flower Sites been acting up a lot for me so I’m slightly behind on update Not much to mention this week. Alls same as last week other than some buds showing up

07/23/24. Going into week 4 flower Not much to report on this week. Slow going pretty much so far, but starting some bud growth now. Stretch seem done, though it was minimal surprisingly. Most bud sites are sitting right below the trellis lol. Have spotted an angry leaf. Looks like potassium deficiency, so I’ll be upping a tad and see how it goes. Haven’t changed anything else since last updates.

07/30/24. Going into week 5 flower We’re on day 35 and have at least a month to go per the stated 64 days. I know these things are guidelines, but usually they go longer it seems. Hopefully most of the time will be spent fattening lol. Not much has went on since last report. Some minor growth and early orange hairs Going to cut nutrients down a bit as the very tips are showing some burn. I’m just starting to get annoyed. Like one week deficiency shows and try to correct and get burnt. Bleh. It’s like I’m always fucking up. I guess the other thing I stay constant with is hope. Let’s have a better week

08/07/24. Going into week 6 flower Day 43 out of the stated 64 days. So according to that, we have about 3 weeks left. As I said before, that’s just a guideline, we shall see how right it is. She’s done a decent amount of fattening this week, which was a pleasant surprise. I say that because things seemed a bit slow going for a bit. I’ve decreased her feeding levels as well as increased light intensity to about 65%. She’s got a bunch of fire colored hairs mixed with white. They really stand out. Doesn’t come across as intense as they look in the pictures. She’s getting some more frost and stickiness, as well as a stronger smell. Smells a bit like pine and something sweet that I can’t place. Mostly we’re just monitoring and waiting Have a great rest of your week

08/14/24. Going into week 7 flower Day 50 out of the stated 64 days. That puts us at about 2 weeks left, supposedly. At this moment in time I think it maybe longer. Guess we shall see. Not much to report on other than- more hairs have gotten firey and the buds have gotten slightly bigger. Oh, and a bit more frost. She’s still drinking a lot and I’m still not feeding at the moment, as there’s definitely a bit of burn going on. Just kinda watching and waiting as of now.

08/21/24. Going into week 8 flower Day 57 out of stated 64. So one week left exactly. I’m not sure on that. She’s still drinking at the same rate as usual, and there’s still quite a few white hairs. I’ll be looking at her trichomes today anyway, just to see where we’re at. Either way she’s getting just water from here on out. She’s dark af and has some nutrient burn anyway, so I’m sure she’ll be fine. She’s fattened quite a bit more than I expected. Seemed like her buds would be kinda long and skinnier. No complaints here though. She’s getting pretty damn frosty and sticky too. She has a kinda piney sweetish smell. Start the count down ⏰ See yuh ✌️

08/29/24. Going into week 9 flower It’s day 65 out of stated 64. We’re done? Nah lol. Trichs don’t agree, or didn’t a couple days ago. I’ll be checking them again today, but my guess is still a week or so to go. Nothing to update on really other than we’re going water only now and decreased light intensity to about 55%. Will update if anything changes. Update: 09/03/24. Euphoria is no longer with the living. She was taken last night and is hanging fully in a dark closet at 61/72 with a small fan for air movement. It’s pointed down and not blowing at her. I don’t have a way to wet weigh, I always just give dry weight so no point in doing the harvest update week yet. I will do that when she’s dry and ready to cure.

Euphoria was cut and hung as full plant. Dried with 60-60 as goal, but temps wouldn’t cooperate, and got to high 70’s and even 80 sometimes. Dried a bit faster than I would have liked because of that. It was about 9 days. Turned out just fine though. The buds are nice sized, surprisingly dense, covered in so many orange hairs that the buds almost look orange. Wound up with 3.5 ounces of buds. Didn’t weigh trim. Life has been happening so haven’t had a chance to have the testers come try her out. Will be doing so soon and get that smoke report. Thanks again to Divine seeds for the opportunity to grow this girl, and to also participate in your contest. Good luck to all :)