Overdosing Indica - Divine Seeds' Auto Overdose (A Noir Grow Detective's Log)

The Case of the Overdosing Indica: Act II - Week 10, The Green Getaway Driver (and Still No Flowers) Auto Overdose? More like Auto-Overgrow at this point. This dame shot up a whole 20cm this week, faster than a getaway driver with a hot tailpipe. Looks like sunshine and a little tough love were just what the doctor ordered. Though, let's be honest, folks, this ain't exactly the "indica" physique I was promised. Starting to think this "autoflower" business is about as reliable as a snitch with a suspended sentence. Had to keep the shears handy this week too. New shoots popping up like uninvited guests at a speakeasy. Gotta keep things focused, right? This dame needs to channel all her energy into the main event, not some sideshow distractions. But the big question remains unanswered. Still no sign of those flowers. Is this some kind of genetic prank, or am I stuck with a rogue green giant on my hands? Stay tuned, folks, the plot's got more twists than a double-crossing dame in a red dress, (now try and say that three times!), and the suspense is thicker than fog in a London alley.