Well, boys and girls and those who don't differentiate, it's Weed Doctor Sam here and I'm about to fail gloriously or succeed by the skin of my teeth.
This being my first grow -- of any kind, let alone a hydroponic grow involving (potentially) advanced training techniques -- I fully expect things to go wrong. And, well, golly... wouldn't it just be fun to watch?
Tune in week to week to see what goes wrong, what goes right, and what goes just luckily enough not to fuck up the whole grow.
Update to this week coming at the end of Week 1. Until then, may the rain fall soft on your fields.