Money Over Bitches

M.O.B., short for Money Over Bitches, is Craft Farmer’s premier cut—the self-proclaimed “Baddest Bitch in the Garden.” Built from Warheadz crossed to a Granddaddy Purple x Lemon Cherry Gelato selection, it marries sour-candy swagger with classic purple decadence and a gelato-bright finish. In the room, this indica-leaning hybrid stacks bulky, dark colas lacquered in trichomes; color shows naturally by about day 30 of flower without temperature manipulation, and the buds finish strikingly deep with heavy frost. The nose leans candy-sweet with berry and grape tones, and the flavor carries those same sweet, berry, and grape notes to a mouth-coating finish. Effects tend to open with an upbeat, euphoric lift and easy happiness before settling into a smooth, body-forward calm that encourages full-body relaxation. Expect a manageable, medium stature, medium yields, and a flowering window around 60–70 days, making it versatile for dialed-in indoor work or sun-grown projects. Potency is THC-forward with minimal CBD. Credit to Craft Farmer for refining Warheadz with GDP’s color and structure and LCG’s dessert-fruit flourish into a single, showpiece cultivar that looks as loud as it smells and smokes.