Beginner - Raspberry Boogie & Witches Wedding

Oh, buckle up, because Week 4 has been a botanical rollercoaster that makes a leafy thrill ride at Disneyland seem like a stroll in the park! My ladies have been through the whole horticultural circus – they got the VIP treatment with a haircut (topping), a spa day (defoliation), and a fancy move to a new penthouse (transplantation). I'm pretty sure they're plotting their own reality TV show at this point. Initially, I thought they were taking a growth vacation, maybe sipping on some botanical margaritas and lounging in tiny leafy hammocks. I mean, I did give them quite the makeover, and who wouldn't need a break after that? But little did I know, they were secretly partying behind my back like a bunch of rebellious teenagers whose parents are out of town. I swear, if my plants had Instagram accounts, I'd find photos of them dancing and living their best plant lives. To keep the suspense alive, I decided to throw a curveball at them this week – a flush instead of the regular feeding. It's like I've turned their world upside down, and now they're all gathered in the tent, holding tiny plant protest signs that say, "We want nutrients, not water-only parties!" I can almost hear them whispering, "What's THCpapaTHCPAPA up to now? Is this some kind of botanical surprise party?" Little do they know; I'm just trying to keep the green journey spicy and unpredictable. Life's too short for predictable plant routines, right? As I eagerly await their reaction to this unexpected twist, I can't help but feel like the director of a blockbuster film, waiting for the audience's gasps and applause during the big plot twist. Will my plants embrace the water-only extravaganza, or will they rebel and demand a return to their nutrient-rich diet? The suspense is killing me, but one thing's for sure – this week has been a wild horticultural ride, and my green squad is thriving, dancing, and probably plotting their next plant rebellion. Stay tuned for the next episode of "Botanical Shenanigans" – it's going to be a leafy blast! 🌿🎉