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Puuurfect.

Only use this for foliar feeding, works amazing.

They work, Root Juice is handy but not the biggest difference, then again, with Autos I guess every seconds counts. Heaven is a must, Top max is good and Bloom is a standard.

Jobbie here at Jobbie studios. When we were working out which strains to grow, we read the disruption of this strain and instantly our interest was piqued with selling points like "Tokers are in for a real feast when enjoying Black Orchid, as it mixes seemingly incompatible aromas into a surprisingly pleasant bouquet", the flavours were... Special. I was getting hints of molasses and flowers, not so much of the citrus, the cheese was there in its sharp earthy tones, more of a background flavour that made the floral and thick sweetness quite confusing, but this just means you need to smoke more of it, just one more toke, think I pinned the flavour down there... one more then. I tried smoking this in a few situations, parties was a bad idea, well, it was fun and trippy, but then your brain starts analysing things, and the fun starts to go away, you still enjoy yourself, but it is like watching things through a TV, you just spectate and contemplate. Very cerebral strain, quite talkative too. Growing was pretty straight fowards, utterly no issues, I will be growing this again soon.

Agent is a must for me. Cure is a lovely spray, works and isn't too harsh.

Works magic for foliar, but might be looking to mix it up in future.

It works. Root Juice was my first try, I like it but will be honest and say it didn't blow me away, people were telling me that it makes the roots grow like crazy, and yes it was a little faster from what I could tell, but not a must have. Bio-Heaven is always good. Bio-Bloom is exactly what it says on the tin.

Here at Jobbie Studios, we have enjoyed the long ass time this took. The seeds were happy and fine, they skipped the auto flower gene but hey, I skipped a lot of good genes in my pool, but we still make it work. I made the grow a lot more difficult that it should have been, lots of great lessons to be learned here. They grow well if you grow them well, they smell amazing and gave me the chance to grow out and smoke what people have been talking about when they say "omg strawberry cough is just so delish, like tots fav blaze to slay an avocado", well no one said that, but people did tell me this was epic, they did not disappoint, round two will be coming soon, lets see if will learn or half ass it again. The flavour was great, it had a floral high note, there was also a sweetness to it with a backing or herb, it was lovely to smoke, we enjoyed it very much at all times of the day. I felt the strain just disconnects your brain a little from stress, you can feel that heaviness settle in, like a relaxing car journey, you feel like you are pushed into your seat as you sit and watch the world around you, but worry not, time to stop and get out the car and stretch your legs, do it, take your time, embrace the day, just be happy. Great fun to grow, better to smoke.

It does exactly what it says it does, good job! Not many products can really do that.

100000% works every time, honestly not an expert on feed as I have used you since day one and my pappa always told me any hole is a goal... wait, that was wrong, he said don't fry beef in an oven... no wait, it was if it ain't broke then you isn't trying hard enough. So until this stops working, I will keep using it.

This light has been amazing, my first experience with it and made me feel like a kid at the bowling ally with the bumpers up, just could not go wrong, the plant loved the light, my eyes, well I almost blinded myself a few times, it is that powerful! Just a great light, easy to use, easy to set up, minimum heat and the plant responded very well to it.

Here at Jobbie studies we attempted to grow this strain for a second time, this is rare that we do that, so be honoured damn you! For this review we are pleased to present you with a shit sandwich: Good Point: This strain is the most typical weed strain there is, imagine most of the movies or tv shows you have ever seen with people chilling out, laughing and just feeling good when smoking weed, this is what it does, it is just the best experience. Bad Point: Branches don't seem to beefen up very well, it can be a bit of a mess without support, this time they seemed to ripen at weird times. Good point: Smells great, tastes great, not very difficult to grow if you were just doing standard Christmas tree, just give some branch support. Will 100% try and get more seeds to experiment more with, think I tried a little too hard to maximise branch number where I should have tried to maximize light surface area. Thank you Barneys, if you wish me to grow again soon let me know and send me the seeds, Love you!

Never grow without it. 💜

Always a pleasure o7

Jobbie studios loves this product, we highly recommend this product. As many of you know, we are not a rich Hollywood studio with massive funds, my grow tent is literally held together with duct tape and staples. This light is affordable and far exceeds its price tag: it is like hirimg someone to fix your car and finding out they gave you a free service while they were at it. The performance was brilliant with minimal heat which is great for a Closet grow, the light is intense, the plants loved it and at no point did I see any burn, but also little or no unwanted stretch. It was super simple to use which is great for someone who has their head permanently on vacation. Lastly it was light... boom boom tss! Meaning it is easy to hang, useful when your crossbar is made of string. Thank you Mars Hydro, it is a brilliant product, Bezoos, Moosk and Brinston can shove their rockets, cause I get my ticket to Mars from: Mars Hydro.

There was space in the tent, so here at Jobbie studios, we said "stick something in there", that is what we did. First off I need to say that on my part a few things didn't go well with the grow, there were a few tricks I missed and did not push the seed too hard because of my mistakes. That being said; beautiful plant, when she flowered I was blown away by the amazing colours... sorry, I need to say that again, AMAZING COLOURS! (colors in English Americano). So vibrant, the hues change as time goes on and it was exciting just to see the development. One issue was the leaves were funky, I didn't feed too much and used calmag but didn't really change the leaf death, other growers have said that this sometimes is an issue. Let's discuss the buds and smoke. The buds were deep purple, they are beautiful, the smell was punchy, fruity and inviting. The smoke was delicious with a super sweet hit, a Berry background and leaves you with an incense tang, very enjoyable. Now on to the effect. The initial effect is similar to Purple punch with a hit to the brain of relaxation, this feeling spreads down the body for a full body melting into the couch, it feels like a warm bath in reverse, secondary effect is cerebral, you are relaxed yet the mind is active. Recommendations: this would be ideal for relaxing with friends, I want to stick this in a hookah and talk about life, or watch something engaging, it could work as a party strain, but have a coffee or something with it to stop couch lock. I am looking forward to using the swag to make edibles, I think the flavours will be amazing, I'm sure I could make a jam or Berry reduction of some sort that will be versatile with many dishes. Thank you Fastbuds for this beautiful strain, it was a pleasure, this is a strain I want to try again.

It does what it says on the tin, like condoms, never leave home without it!

Great nutrients however, I forgot to follow the 50-70% rule and fed full amount which created a couple issues. Remember kids, never go full retard!

It was possibly a mistake to grow both this and a fat indica in the same tent, but it was also a possible mistake I was born according to Wendy, but really, who cares!? Am I dead? Nope, is the plant? Yep! Just one mistake toking another. The grow was fun, I'm doing it again!

Here at Jobbie studios we thoroughly enjoyed growing Sapphire Scout! She took well to LST, until her stem thickened to the point she said "no, you've bent me over enough!" The buds are thick and resinous, so big the branches needed support half way through flowering, the phenotype we grew gave beautiful purple colouring in the leaves and buds, giving it that perfect 10 in bag appeal. The smell is out of this world, rich with sweet berries and almost an earthy undertone. The smoke will without a doubt change your views on life, society, religion and science, perfect for that pre bed smoke around 8 or 9pm, give yourself an hour to figure the world out, then go to bed confident in your ability to master your journey through life. Thank you Humbolt, this was a journey!