TFTC: The Dreaded Strawberry Cough

IT’S TIME!!! The time you skanks have been waiting for, when we kill kill kill, this is the only reason I signed up to introduce this, I read the synopsis, saw in the first two lines that there was murder, world domination and mass murder, my favorite things in the world. Should have kept reading the rest, when shopping at Zamnesia however, there are no hidden traps, no pit falls, no weird transfer of information, just an easy transaction and exactly the things you desire. Now, it is time for “TFTC: The Dreaded Strawberry Cough” harvest spectacular… yay! ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) When my end comes, I want it to be like a weed plant. Now that I think about it I will amend what was just said; the love, care and dignity that you feel when laying a plant to rest, I have heard that certain ancient cultures had a tradition where, when someone was reaching the end, all of their friends and neighbors would sing to them as they passed on, to give them the best send off for whatever was ahead. That is the sort of care I talk of. Everything was there, it had flowered to the end, it was a dry sad looking plant, honestly I think plant therapists might be a future market.. Maybe I'm onto something, save that thought. Wewere told to keep an eye on the trichomes for when they went from cloudy to amber, when a few start going amber, then it is time. So around my kitchen table we gathered with scissors from Zamnesia… yes the same place where I got the seeds I abused, shh, just don’t tell them, some gloves on and bowls for the buds. Mike and I just stared at the plants. When you are confronted with change, especially change in something that you have invested in, it makes you pause.We just stood there unsure whether we wanted to go through with it, we looked at each other with the same question in mind: “who will cut them down?” “I will do the first and third, you do the second?” MIke said, it was a statement of fact, but made in that way where the sentence goes up in pitch towards the end making it sound like a question. “Yeah” I replied in a mumble, then after a pause “lets kick this in the dick”, it seemed appropriate. Mike stared at me for a few seconds with a serious expression on his face, he then said “from what we were told at the store I hope there are no dicks hiding in there to kick, why would you say that?” I almost died laughing. We cut them down and then put them into a cupboard I converted for the plants to dry; extractor fan with filter and a gentle fan for air circulation. Two weeks later we put them in jars to just finish to perfect cure… whatever the f*** that means. At that time Mike and I started another project. It took a few weeks to let all the emotions and thoughts settle. When I cut the plant down it felt cathartic, like severing the ties to a previous life that I no longer wanted to be a part of. It felt like I was ready for change and whatever that might be… first change will be getting stoned. ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) I can see the end, it is beautiful, I just cannot wait for it. Thank you Zamnesia for the Seeds, you are the best, shout out to Patricia the Homie from another momie, yeah that makes no sense and isn’t even spelt right. Right lets fast forward and get the last one done. ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) ⚡🍓🔥ZAMNESIA SEEDS - STRAWBERRY COUGH AUTOMATIC🔥🍓⚡ Parents - Strawberry Fields x Haze x Ruderalis Genetics - Sativa-dominant Flowering Type - Autoflowering Flowering Time - 10-11 weeks from seed to harvest THC - 15% CBD - Low Height (Indoor) - 120cm Height (Outdoor) - 150cm Yield (Indoor) - 500-550 gr/m² Yield (Outdoor) - 100-150 gr/plant Sex - Feminized ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) Notes: SO yeah, lack of soil for the root system, then the nutrients ran putin the soil, the heat didnt help, my absence didn't help much either… I am a shitty dad. Things I have learned here: Need good amount of soil to store nutrients, also, means you have less time between low on water and no water, one the plant can handle, the other makes a plant shit a brick. If a super long unwanted veg happens, just repot it, add more soil, top it, do something. This should be a little object lesson for everyone as to why we do or don’t do certain things. For reference I am a habitual line stepper, people say don’t do something and my first thought is “Why?”, then after thinking about why I then think “yeah, but what if?” Should have been a car crash test doll.

Good day lovely dope lovers, it is the final thing, chapter, yes that is the word, it is the last of those that you will have from “TFTC: The Dreaded Strawberry Cough”, thank Ganja that it is, this show is getting old. THank you Zamnesia for your support and love, it is much appreciated as the writers would be unemployed without these seeds to write about. SO lets finish it! ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) “Is it ready?” I looked at Mike who was watching me sniff the jar for the millionth time since they were in, at least that is what it felt like, honestly I think this curing thing takes more effort than growing. “F*** knows, I mean, neither of us here are experts.” I took another sniff, as he barked a laugh. “I can’t smell any ammonia really, just really floral and sweet. I guess, they said it isn’t a bad thing if we want to go a little early.” Another sniff of the jar, it was strong, the house reeked of weed every time we opened them, it smelt like nothing you could imagine, this strong sweet smell with heavy floral and earthy tones, made you feel like a summer breeze was washing over you while you ate sherbet. I looked at Mike, more for dramatic effect than anything else, then with a voice dripping in melodrama said: “It’s time, let's do this”. Since we decided to take an interest in this herb, we have realized that there are many methods of taking “medicine”. We decided to go with a joint. Sitting across from one another at my kitchen table we had the joint rolled up, a bit sticky in the grinder, so maybe a little too early. Here was that same game, the same question unspoken that weighs on our minds, “who to go first?” I picked the joint up, popped it in my mouth and lit it, inhaled, then coughed for a full minute straight, Mike had started getting worried, he even got me a glass of water and patted my back to try and help, it didn’t. We took it in turns taking little “tokes” of the joint. No idea how long had passed, there was music playing, can’t quite recall where that came from (listen along to Massive Attack “Paradise Circus”). Colours had become more vivid, it felt like time moved in funny directions, my body was relaxed but I wasn’t tired or sleepy. Just floating on the music while on the couch, wait, were we not just at the table? Doesn’t matter, I am safe, I am relaxed, I am happy. It is hard for some people to connect to the world around them, people like me go their entire life feeling like an outsider, always looking in on the things people take for granted. Sitting there on the couch my mind could drift in and out of memories, new insights gained, some of the old hurts now hurt less, it felt like a medicine for all the things that happened, the things you know you will never tell anyone, because the last time you did, well you remember that. It just mattered less, I now sat there with something better blossoming inside, no longer a rage and hatred for everything that I felt was wrong, instead it felt good things could happen, that a corner might just be getting turned in my life. After all, even the most maniacal people deserve another go, don’t they? ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) I am not crying your crying. Thank you to Zamnesia for the opportunity to mock myself and make up silly stories about their seeds. This has been a bit of a rollercoaster and we are very happy you were able to stay with us, if you have any questions or comments, please give me a message or leave a comment and let us talk about what you got out of this story. If you don’t then just f*** off, show is over, go buy from Zamnesia and keep growing homies. Good bye for now. ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) ⚡🍓🔥ZAMNESIA SEEDS - STRAWBERRY COUGH AUTOMATIC🔥🍓⚡ Parents - Strawberry Fields x Haze x Ruderalis Genetics - Sativa-dominant Flowering Type - Autoflowering Flowering Time - 10-11 weeks from seed to harvest THC - 15% CBD - Low Height (Indoor) - 120cm Height (Outdoor) - 150cm Yield (Indoor) - 500-550 gr/m² Yield (Outdoor) - 100-150 gr/plant Sex - Feminized ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) F****** delicious and intense flavor, nice all day smoker, clean gentle high. Get some!