Northern Lights Auto---Iced Out Genetics

I really despise the seedling stage. The slut is so sensitive to any changes. I'm keeping the environment the same throughout this stage to reduce stress so we can move on to the fun stuff. I'm trying a new substrate mix this go around and I think it's gonna work out just fine. I mixed 2 gal of Pro-Mix HP with 1gal of 70/30 coco/perlite. I'm hoping the coco in there will lessen compaction and give the roots more chance to expand. We'll see... So far so good. The dumb bitch loves it!

Everything's going great for this bitch. Her growth is on par with the others I've grown. I hope this slut grows up big and strong. Northern Lights is an old school strain I've wanted try for as long as I've been smoking so I have really high hopes for the cunt. Light is 24" away at 75%.

I was a little late updating this week with all the craziness with the holidays. Anyway, this bitch is moving right along. The cum dumpster took to LST pretty good so far. No sign of pre-flower yet. The last 2 grows I already had a bunch of white pistils showing by this point but none yet and I'm glad so she can veg out some more and get big! I'm gonna hit the cunt with some Recharge this week just to give her a leg up. Happy growing!!

This whore is super bushy. I didn't think the bitch was gonna get that tall to begin with but I wanted her taller than this. Maybe the cunt will stretch a little bit before she goes into full on flower. Otherwise, everything's going well. I think I'm gonna start using these AC Infinity self-watering bases this week and start bottom feeding. She's big enough for it now.

It looks as though the bitch has transitioned into flower. The whore has an even canopy like I was going for but I hope she gets a bit taller. Either way, this tampon tunnel is doing well. I'm doing bottom feeding with the AC Infinity self-watering base and the gutter slut loves it, almost as much as she loves giving dome. I do top water once a week with Recharge. She's next to her bigger bitch face sister, Instant Classik by Night Owl, in the last pic. I should've done a diary on her because she's been around the block, got cut, all kinds of shit.

Nothing very exciting this week. The slut is getting further along into flower and progressing nicely. This is the first grow where I haven't had any signs of nutrient deficiency or toxicity. Everything seems to be dialed in quite nicely for this bitch. Not that she deserves it though because all she does is ho around and snort blow all day. I've upped my nutes a bit and lowered my light a little and the cunt has taken to it nicely. I also defoliated a little this week to clean up the underneath and middle because she's a dirty whore. Hopefully everything is smooth sailing until harvest. We'll see...

The dumb bitch is finally getting a bit of frost on her. At this stage, normally I see a lot more trichomes on my girls but this ho is being stubborn. Either way, she's healthy AF and chugging right along. I've stopped giving the whore so much N because she's a dark green. I'm mainly concentrating on feeding just PK with a shot of cal-mag and microbes. Also, I originally just had the Viparspectra P2000 for lighting but I had a Vivosun VS1000 lying around so I added that to the mix since my other gutter slut is a light hog. I'm thinking this stupid cunt probably has about a month to go.

This whore is really dragging her feet. She's gotten only a bit fatter but she's gotten a lot frostier within the past week. The bitch still looks good and I'm gonna keep on the same schedule with her as far as feeding goes. I've added some Golden Tree into the mix because why not?? There's no signs of any deficiency or toxicity sooooo... I'm hoping the ho gets a lot fatter before chop day. Anyway, I really like this soil mix I made as it seems to hold water and drain at the optimum rate.

It's been a great week for this slut puppy. The stupid crack whore is finally putting on the weight and the frost. She seemed to slow down as far as progress but now the dumb cunt has got her shit together. It's about damn time too; the bitch owes me rent. She keeps spending all her money on crack and 40s but now big booty Judy gonna pay me!! Same schedule this week as far as lights and nutrients. I defoliated her pretty good last night but the nasty ho never trims her bush so...

We're almost at the finish line. This stupid bitch is turning all kinds of purples and yellows. She's kinda pretty. Don't let the whore fool you though; she'll rob you blind for some crack. There are some amber trichomes showing up to the party but there's still all lot of clear ones too. I'm gonna give her another week or so and hit the cunt with my microscope on the daily. No change in nutes or light schedule. As of today though, only pHd water until chop. The dirty slutbag smells amazing; like pine mixed with a little skunk. I can't wait to eat that pussy(smoke her)!!!

This bitch stunk up the entire fucking house for days after I chopped her down. I love it! The ho was super frosty and the buds were dense AF. I wet trimmed and got about 300g from her so prob about 3oz dry. Not bad for such a small plant. I've tried a little bit and got high as a damn astronaut. This whore is potent. Shout out to Iced Out Genetics for the beans!